Story time

Story time

>meet with rando off of tinder while out of town
>Handsome, about 7.5/10, not fat, wearing suit in profile pic
>On the way there he texts me "you still have time to back out"
>Meet for drinks
>Acts awkward, insecure, has feminine hands
>When asked about his plans the next day
>"are you sure even wanna see me again?"
>go back to his pad to hang out
>See large twitch streamer set up, three screens, huge case, green screen backdrop, race car desk seat
>It all makes sense
>Still give him chance
>Has nice bathtub
>get naked and hop into the bubbles
>Ask him if he's getting in
>"Uh.. t-the both of us don't fit!"
>(Bath tub is huge)
>Tell him he will regret this decision in the future
>He hides on his bed
>After 30 minutes, he comes back changed into shorts and a tank top
>Tries to dip his toe in
>immediately stop him and tell him to stop being a pussy
>He only agrees to get naked if the lights are off
>Feel his little boner and order an Uber

Pic related, it's me.

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plot twist: op is neckbeard streamer

cool story, bro

*Twitch streamer* sounds about right

That happened.

Op pls tel us how big I big

Tits or gtfo.

Also I’d suspect that this was a fictional story, but I can’t think of why anyone would anonymously lie on the Internet.

Proof it's me

Like 4.5 inches

DELETE THIS NOW!

tits or go home boy

Would you book an uber if it 5 inches?

What a complete faggot

with a hint like that, you should have been railed

beta

Sorry about getting the date wrong. I'm stupid.

I would love to see your bare ass bent over

Nice. I love sleeping on that blanket thingy. So fucking comfy.

Tits or gtfo

post tits with face and timestamp or get doxxed newfag

Don't see any tits

Show us picture of him

bend over and spread that ass and pussy for us bb

Send tits or the Boogeyman will get you

>Tits or gtfo.
exactly, you know the drill, bitch

the whore wants to embarass him.

Make this flat chested fatty post tits is the only thing Sup Forums should do.

Write tits or pussy “wns”

Date me instead xdd

If a guy didn't act like such a pussy, I would stay even if it was three inches tbh. But at that point, his personality didn't make up for the missing dick.

Do it !

no tits disappointed ;((sad

Show your little shithole

What if trap

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So... who's the streamer?

fuck you, post tits like the attention whore you are

this is why women get raped on tinder

At least you tried, then got out of there. He shouldn't of been that big a pussy.

I don't see a face you faggot

More thanks

Now post a picture of him so we can figure out his stream

Yes I'm a faggot, I like men. How'd you know?

Thank you

Yeah thats fair enough what an odd person lol, his loss. Are you murican or aus?

Fuck, most delivery I've seen on Sup Forums in ages.

Cracking tits

^this

sounds like you have a shit personality, OP!
real men who work for their shit don't give it up so easily to starving attention whores like you :)
>pic very related

open vagena pllez

He's handsome, he can get away with being a little awkward. But all the insecure comments are such a turn off.

Moar??

Go on with your story nigga

faggotry has nothing to do with sexual preference

this isnt instagram
this isnt reddit

this is fucking Sup Forums

post face or get doxxed

Okay, so what do you want?
Feeling bummed because you didn't get to fuck?

face

They're sensational. More pls

And the point of this was? Nice tits though, shame your story was bland as fuck

Damn those are some perfect tits!

Thank you for following through, now lets see that ass in a nice pair of lace panties!!

I would have knocked your teeth out honestly, the guy has serious insecurities and technically what you did only escalated the matter.

On top of that you seem like a materialistic whore and not worth your average body.

Fuck off or post better pictures that are worth saving.

Butterface?

Get doxxed get doxxed, stfu you cretin, you're lucky she even delivered.

get on cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com

you're coming here for validation, right?
because you feel rejected, right?
because your father didn't love you, did he?
get a fucking job, you disgusting cunt.

Dont lie and say you didnt save those tits.

Trap
Show us yer dick

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU NORMIE SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE

Dont look real. I suspect a trap

being this much of a beta.

You're whiteknighting a literal attention whore.

>cretin
>lucky she delivered
I bet you're the white guy faggot in every thread.

Fuck off you cretin.

pretty darn nice

I like this thread

Holy fucking shit, is this bait? Cause you got me

I aint whiteknighting shit, thats fucking annoying. Cunts need to grow up

me too

It's gonna be okay

So who was the streamer? Did you ever get his username?

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You're not going to get anyone different than what you've gotten if you don't give people chances, that said maybe you're happy with the type of men you attract. Than by all means you did well

i wouldn't fuck you either with that bubble gut

show vagene

This sounds like rape, OP.
Did you request consent from your date?
Reported for abusive behavior.

You got people arguing all over the board and tits.

Nah I've seen better and I'm not a fan of people's shitty personalities it ruins them sexually unless they're body makes me get over the fact and so far hers doesn't, my Sup Forumsro.

Thanks, but girls like this need to be taken down a peg or two.

Can we all just get along?

Show bob and vagene

I didn't get his username. I don't go on twitch at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=M_553vKJd5c

LOL you're all dropkicks, btw JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS

That was a cool story bro!

I don't see the problem here

well if you are not going to share your pussy with that guys, share it with /b

I told you I am aspbergers when we met and I didn't want to fuck on the first date because whores and chads do that. I wanted a nice slow pace, and I told you during our texts on tinder.

My favorite gif

Then show us a picture of him, it's not that hard

sounds like you just may have been a bit more intense than this guy was used to. I feel sorry for a guy that pussies out when a girl has gotten herself naked already.

I've fucked waaaay hotter. I prefer hookers though; no bullshit to deal with.

Fucking incels in this thread, this is how most women act you faggots, adapt or trap

>incels
Kill yourself, adapt or die.

The latter is the best option.

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show your dick
>trap

But don't they smell like men still? Don't they still have prostates?
>Asking because trap hitting on me irl

How is 7.5 handsome? Wouldn't handsome be a 9 or a 10?