/f1/ - Formula 1 Post Quali - 1 Thousandth of a Second Edition

HAM on pole
VET second, 0.001s ahead of
BOT who is on suicide watch
RAI is too old for this
RIC
MAS
who cares about the rest
GIO the Nazi crashed in Q2


> Countdown to China GP:
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>Session time in your time
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 25 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 18 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points

First for Ferrari 1-2 tomorrow

Points for Sainz tomorrow pls

it's what happens when you have gimi around all day

Honda must be good tomorrow
I believe

>who cares about the rest
Hulk P7 is pretty good tbqh.

GIO ON PODIUM

6th fir McLaren-Honda points

>RedBull testing a V4
lel

amd amx god tier 100000 rain overtakes

Kimi P4 less interviews yes

Weather forecast for tomorrow. Also, I have inside information that the man who knocked up Claire is a regular poster on /f1/

Unlucky Bruce.

Perez to Ferrari when? He's taking Raikkonen seat.

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5.9cm boys

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Any Shield pics yet?

sudoku.
why don't they just forget reliability and ramp up everything?
take a penalty every other race.

>Johnny Pervert

is everything in Italy this low resolution?

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Kimi always pushing in Q2 and then an absolute chokemaster in Q3.

valtteri wins through gutter techniques

How long until Joe Lee Ann gets replaced by Sirotkin?

Federica is the cutiest.

Sorry Fin, when I download from FB I always get small pics, pls no bully

Think that seat would go to Grosjean

There it is bigger picture

When's Palmer's contract up? End of the year?

why is sky being so nice to Stroll

It's going to be a straight swap with Alonso from Spain onwards. Digits know that.

Biggest disappointment of the season so far?

Red Bull pace here

Next year by Sainz
Kimi out Geographical nazi in
Gastly to STR

they say it will be time for Rossi to hit the pedals

post yfw wet start tomorrow

The merchandise and PR money they would get from that move seems to good to pass up, to be honest.

next year, i hope

stroll's dad bribes the media

that's pretty small dude, sucks to be you

grazie Luigi-kun

Drivers who are more likely to get Kimi's seat than Perez:

>Fat John
>/ourguy/ GIO THE NAZI
>Kimi
>Bottas
>Sainz

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Wehrleins fitness

Chances are we'll be stuck with Safety Car start again

There are no wet starts in modern F1.

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aha verstappen and ocon are racing each other at last

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I don't even understand why they are in F1 now
Nobody watches F1 here
We have no driver

>the corpse of Jules Bianchi

But even if we start behind the safety car, we will still have a standing start from the grid after the safety car goes in.

I think we can all agree on that. Jesus look at Renault 0.3s behind Ric

Either Red Bull or Palmer. Thought he would do better than last year but jesus he is shit

Potato Schumi on constant life support on the car

threeway fight would have been nice

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N-NANI!?

God I just realised Amx is at the back. I hope it's a dry race, I don't think I can handle a Amx is the next senna wank fest if it's wet...

SAME OLD SAME OLD

*SIGHS IN CAPS*

No shoey on the Aussie podium

They're pushing for a Japanese driver though.

t. insider knowledge from Eje Elgh

>SAME OLD SAME OLD

NO INDIA
NOT SAME OLD SAME OLD
BE A NEW INDIAN
POO IN THE LOO

I think I have the same pink shirt as Simon Lazenby

Nobuharu MatsuSHITa is in F2/GP2 and is Honda's designated development driver

what do you think about Lorenzo replacing Bottas? hamilton and jorgay are literal best friends

Sato comeback when?

This calls for the return of Kamui

>I think I have the same pink panties as Federica Masolin.

FTFY.

Want to hotchat?

I never believed in Red Bull and even I am slightly disappointed.

Can some Finnbro explain what happened here?

I was asleep during quali

I don't understand the >disappointed in RBR meme
They said at pre season testing they are doing a simple aero philosophy to try compensate for the lack in power. No one should have had hopes up for them at all after teating

He lost traction on some poo, because someone didn't poo in the loo.

Oversteer

probably tried to carry too much speed into the corner and the rear end slid out, and with these new cars it's impossible to save it

crash

Aus:

>Vet (Q2->Q3) -> - 1 sec.

>Ham (Q2->Q3) -> - 1.1 sec.

>Bot (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.8 sec.

>Rai (Q2 ->Q3) -> - 0.3 sec.
Chi:

>Vet (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.6 sec.

>Ham (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.8 sec.

>Bot (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.7 sec.

>Rai (Q2->Q3) -> - 0.0 sec.

>FP3
>oversteer
>goes a touch wide
>spins
>locks breaks
>doesn't Gio into the wall
>punctures tyres and then gets back to the pits

All season long:
>Lewis > Bottas
>Seb > Kimi

FINLANDLOSESAGAINLOL

F L A L O L
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FLALOL

is $$t5rOLL our guy now?

LOLNO

$tro££ is not our guy we hate him and think he should have stayed in feeder series

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Can you post a pic of your toilet. I legitimately don't know if you have them or not.

Where will Lewis finally beat Schumi's pole record this year?

>yfw you realise Ferrari would be ahead of Mercedes if they didn't have a babby and an old man for drivers

No, but if Papa Stroll drops some dollars I'll be willing to shill for him

Was Alonso ever actually in the running for the Merc seat or was it just fan speculation that went too far?

Because if he was, Merc certainly missed a trick hiring Botass over him.

Question:
Have we over rated bottas?

afaik Massa and Alonso have left now
inb4 NZ is not Australia

McLaren would NEVER let Alonso out of his contract.

shut up

not too hard to beat a 45 years old guy in a coma

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Look mate this is a blue board take your furry fetish porn elsewhere

BWHAHHAAH ! I told you all ! But no ! no on listened ! When will you accept verstappen is a joke and has not right to be in F1 !

1/2

underrated hamilton
underrated just how hard nico was pushing to keep up last season
underrated how much partying and distraction hamilton was partaking in last season

At least give him 6 races to catch up he's never been in such a quick car + he is finnish so is used to losing

2/2

So bascially Hulk is gonna jump Massa and Ricci at the start, right? Will he stay in P5 then?

>Hamilton's average qualifying advantage over Kovalainen was 0,203 seconds
>Hamilton's qualifying advantage over Bottas is 0,240 seconds at the moment

DROPPED

To be fair
>engine problems
>Yellow flags on your run

Hulk will go wide in T1 and Perez will pass him through T2 and in the end finish P11