Found this in my wheelie bin. Tell me how to end him

Found this in my wheelie bin. Tell me how to end him.

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set him free

Trips names him.

>wheelie bin

Set him free, give him some cheese and then kill yourself

feed him a cracker covered in peanut butter and then release him back into the bushes.

there's no point in acting edgy on Sup Forums, there's enough of that

Throw some fireworks in there and light them off, let him know he entered the wrong bin first

this

Give cheese then set free!!!!

They carry disease and I don't need him or his 19 siblings I filtrating my flat

cum on him

>Smash head in with hammer, or closest thing, film and post

hot oil / boiling water

Let him reproduce and kill his children right in front of him

gasoline fire

if dubs ductape your wheelie bin closed and throw it in the water

>give him cheese
>let him go
>go the the nearest market or main road
>get run down by wild Muslims
>get arrested for being islamophobic and not dying when the Muslim hit you with his truck

microwaving

inb4 its your soul inside that rat

microwave it

If you were a rat, you would probably not want somebody putting an unnecessary amount of effort into thinking about how to make you suffer and kill you.

if i get trips you have to take care if it and raise it as your pet.

OP here I have some shop vac hose. What do.

take it to someone elses house and put it in the clothes dryer on max

Paint "narc" on his back and release him into the ghetto. The other rats will do the rest.

maybe if this one gets trips?

just do something already faggot we dont have all day

first dubs right there

you know what to do

so close

Take him away from your house into a field or something and let him go?

cook it and feed it to a hobo

name him peter and make him a cheese dinner

dave! let him live.

Duct taped a shop vac hose onto the exhaust of my truck. Covered the bin except for a corner and pumped it in there. He flopped around for a second and then keeled over. It seemed like a quick death. It's how my uncle did himself in so I figured why not. RIP ratters.

wash out his little rat butty with a tiny piece of soap

invent a shrink ray and shrink yourself to half his size and then fight him honorably with a bat'leth

Geez did you really have to do all of that, man?

FEED IT, LOVE IT, SHELTER IT.
FUCK YOU

Piss in it

Winrar

put googly eyes on the carcass

The amount of moralfags in this thread. Have you ever had to deal with mice and rats before?

Not eat it faggot

>If you were

But he's not.

Ratto

Hang by tail so the other rats know you don't take no shit!

torture

BORING!

cut off its front legs and watch it try to run

Count Ratcula...

Brick or rock to head. Post results as tribute...

Get him drunk and make him navigate a bridge maze over a bed of spikes or mouse traps. If he survives let him gone will have earned it

Oh, isn't he user? Isn't he?

Rattto noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I’ll find you op I swear as god as my witness I’ll backtrack you your fucked my friend fuckkkked!!!!

Kek roll

almost

Checked

rats dont die instantly like that
he was just responding to the cortisol buildup which was a response to the increased co and co2 in the air
then his heart stopped likely
you are still a faggot for killing an anima in a boring way

Check dem trips though...

So your uncle got gased like the Jew he was?

Decapitate it. That is how we do it at the lab where I work at. Well its more human to gas it with co2 but up to you if you want to think of a way to gas it that way.

lol only 58 replies long op and u killed it already. this coulda been a decent thread

op is a faggot

It's cold out. It was gas him or let him freeze over night. Naw. He had a good run.

SPACE PROGRAM

Kill IT.

death by overfeeding popcorn and apple slices in a well maintained cage

(might take a while)

harness it to a dozen helium balloons

fuggin nuke his ass

or just one big firework

release him into the woods

Super glue his face to your face

just let him loose in the woods what the fuck is wrong with you

now you get in the bin and race his ghost to see if you can beat his time

Dennis

this choice will be visited upon you later in life, I just hope you are shown more mercy than you gave this defenseless animal.

S P A C E P R O G R A M T H I S S H I T

>they carry disease
Nigga everything carries disease. You don't get aids from rats.

>infiltrating your flat
Nigga if you got rats, try cleaning the place sometime. Those niggers only come in when you're a fucking slob and they get hungry.

Also...
>wheelie bin
>flat
Kill yourself britfag.

>You don't get aids from rats.

you ever fucked a large enough sample size of rats to say that with faultless confidence?

SPACE PROGRAM

Compromise.

Throw it in a bubbly bath and see if it can swim.

If it can, it gets cleaned up and can be safely transported into the wild.
If it can't, it drowns to death in soapy water.

We'll also be able to determine whether it's involved with witchcraft this way.

Well if you were always gonna kill it then there’s definitely worse ways to do it. Fair play for not being a sadistic cunt

trips drink mystery liquid

Look at that bin, you carry disease yourself faggot.

Light him on fire..

Bullshit nigger, you are just an acting kid. Grow up faggot and gtfo.

>not making mustard gas

shut up! you didnt even time stamp, i say you provide it with out great life for 3 years. make it the fattest rat ever. Take a pic and ask people where america went wrong

Let it bite your dick

dubs and put it in your neighbor's mailbox

This.

Light yourself on fire....

Co2 in high concentrations is not pleasant nor humane. Used to work at a paintball field. Had a dumbass kid huff co2 straight from a tank. He dropped like a rock and when he could, started screaming in pain from it. Apparently pure co2 ruptures those little sacs in your lungs.
He got a free ambulance ride and ban from ever coming back.
The dumbass.

Roll

THE FUCK IS A WHEELIE BIN?

CLEARLY ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD HAVE A WHEELIE BIN.

throw a python in there, then throw a badger in, then a lynx, then a hippo

RESPECT

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Good on you, fuck rodents, they take over everything if you aren't proactive.

Microwave

put a gallon of water in there and let him drown