Found this in my wheelie bin. Tell me how to end him.
Found this in my wheelie bin. Tell me how to end him
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set him free
Trips names him.
>wheelie bin
Set him free, give him some cheese and then kill yourself
feed him a cracker covered in peanut butter and then release him back into the bushes.
there's no point in acting edgy on Sup Forums, there's enough of that
Throw some fireworks in there and light them off, let him know he entered the wrong bin first
this
Give cheese then set free!!!!
They carry disease and I don't need him or his 19 siblings I filtrating my flat
cum on him
>Smash head in with hammer, or closest thing, film and post
hot oil / boiling water
Let him reproduce and kill his children right in front of him
gasoline fire
if dubs ductape your wheelie bin closed and throw it in the water
>give him cheese
>let him go
>go the the nearest market or main road
>get run down by wild Muslims
>get arrested for being islamophobic and not dying when the Muslim hit you with his truck
microwaving
inb4 its your soul inside that rat
microwave it
If you were a rat, you would probably not want somebody putting an unnecessary amount of effort into thinking about how to make you suffer and kill you.
if i get trips you have to take care if it and raise it as your pet.
OP here I have some shop vac hose. What do.
take it to someone elses house and put it in the clothes dryer on max
Paint "narc" on his back and release him into the ghetto. The other rats will do the rest.
maybe if this one gets trips?
just do something already faggot we dont have all day
first dubs right there
you know what to do
so close
Take him away from your house into a field or something and let him go?
cook it and feed it to a hobo
name him peter and make him a cheese dinner
dave! let him live.
Duct taped a shop vac hose onto the exhaust of my truck. Covered the bin except for a corner and pumped it in there. He flopped around for a second and then keeled over. It seemed like a quick death. It's how my uncle did himself in so I figured why not. RIP ratters.
wash out his little rat butty with a tiny piece of soap
invent a shrink ray and shrink yourself to half his size and then fight him honorably with a bat'leth
Geez did you really have to do all of that, man?
FEED IT, LOVE IT, SHELTER IT.
FUCK YOU
Piss in it
Winrar
put googly eyes on the carcass
The amount of moralfags in this thread. Have you ever had to deal with mice and rats before?
Not eat it faggot
>If you were
But he's not.
Ratto
Hang by tail so the other rats know you don't take no shit!
torture
BORING!
cut off its front legs and watch it try to run
Count Ratcula...
Brick or rock to head. Post results as tribute...
Get him drunk and make him navigate a bridge maze over a bed of spikes or mouse traps. If he survives let him gone will have earned it
Oh, isn't he user? Isn't he?
Rattto noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I’ll find you op I swear as god as my witness I’ll backtrack you your fucked my friend fuckkkked!!!!
Kek roll
almost
Checked
rats dont die instantly like that
he was just responding to the cortisol buildup which was a response to the increased co and co2 in the air
then his heart stopped likely
you are still a faggot for killing an anima in a boring way
Check dem trips though...
So your uncle got gased like the Jew he was?
Decapitate it. That is how we do it at the lab where I work at. Well its more human to gas it with co2 but up to you if you want to think of a way to gas it that way.
lol only 58 replies long op and u killed it already. this coulda been a decent thread
op is a faggot
It's cold out. It was gas him or let him freeze over night. Naw. He had a good run.
SPACE PROGRAM
Kill IT.
death by overfeeding popcorn and apple slices in a well maintained cage
(might take a while)
harness it to a dozen helium balloons
fuggin nuke his ass
or just one big firework
release him into the woods
Super glue his face to your face
just let him loose in the woods what the fuck is wrong with you
now you get in the bin and race his ghost to see if you can beat his time
Dennis
this choice will be visited upon you later in life, I just hope you are shown more mercy than you gave this defenseless animal.
S P A C E P R O G R A M T H I S S H I T
>they carry disease
Nigga everything carries disease. You don't get aids from rats.
>infiltrating your flat
Nigga if you got rats, try cleaning the place sometime. Those niggers only come in when you're a fucking slob and they get hungry.
Also...
>wheelie bin
>flat
Kill yourself britfag.
>You don't get aids from rats.
you ever fucked a large enough sample size of rats to say that with faultless confidence?
SPACE PROGRAM
Compromise.
Throw it in a bubbly bath and see if it can swim.
If it can, it gets cleaned up and can be safely transported into the wild.
If it can't, it drowns to death in soapy water.
We'll also be able to determine whether it's involved with witchcraft this way.
Well if you were always gonna kill it then there’s definitely worse ways to do it. Fair play for not being a sadistic cunt
trips drink mystery liquid
Look at that bin, you carry disease yourself faggot.
Light him on fire..
Bullshit nigger, you are just an acting kid. Grow up faggot and gtfo.
>not making mustard gas
shut up! you didnt even time stamp, i say you provide it with out great life for 3 years. make it the fattest rat ever. Take a pic and ask people where america went wrong
Let it bite your dick
dubs and put it in your neighbor's mailbox
This.
Light yourself on fire....
Co2 in high concentrations is not pleasant nor humane. Used to work at a paintball field. Had a dumbass kid huff co2 straight from a tank. He dropped like a rock and when he could, started screaming in pain from it. Apparently pure co2 ruptures those little sacs in your lungs.
He got a free ambulance ride and ban from ever coming back.
The dumbass.
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THE FUCK IS A WHEELIE BIN?
CLEARLY ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD HAVE A WHEELIE BIN.
throw a python in there, then throw a badger in, then a lynx, then a hippo
RESPECT
Good on you, fuck rodents, they take over everything if you aren't proactive.
Microwave
put a gallon of water in there and let him drown