ITT: post band membership timelines

depressing edition

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Is this the most JUST lineup of all time?

looks like a midi file lmao

Depends on what you mean by JUST

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Denny Laine Moody Blues is best Moody Blues.

jesus fuck

WE'VE ALREADY SAID.....

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what a mess

>band is still not called "T-rez and Friends"

>band lost all their original members before recording their first album

holy shit

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Let's play guess the band. Remove the band members' names for hard mode.

Guess who this is!

Guess this one too!

tfw you fucking hate the band your end and want to quit more than anything but it's named after you so you gotta

>If it's Mark E. Smith and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall

Metallica?

so, there's a group out there that goes by the name Tangerine Dream even though all the members started playing in the band 10 years ago or even less?
How depressing

Yeah, the last active original member died some 3 years ago.

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how does that even happen?

like really, do they just rotate out members until none of the originals are left but the name still stays? You would figure that at least one Founding Member would have been pretentious enough to tell everyone else to fuck off and stop using the name

Nobody even bothered to make one for Rush

Indeed.

Very easy one to guess.

Not sure this is too crazy. It's just like how Marylin Manson is the band name and his personal name. NIN is bascially Trent's stage name.

It's always been Trent Renzor and associates

Same with U2.
That's because they kept the same line-up for a very long time, so there's no need for a chart.

guess which band

An even better example would be Radiohead, since Rush actually did have one minor lineup change

U2 have kept the same members for 40 years

Paradise Lost have kept the same members for 30 years except for the drummers

Smashing pumpkins?

Rush too.
They replaced the drummer soon after the debut album (1974), but from then on the line-up went unchanged for more than 40 years.

that's Blink, isn't it

I think this is unfair because Reznor pays people to play with him. So I guess he just tries different people and new stuff live.

who need bass? lmao

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inb4 Napalm Death and In Flames

a classic

>Napalm Death

They did have The Edge's brother as second guitarist when they were the Hype though

Yes's timeline has it all
>no original members
>splinter groups
>musicians moving about instruments
>break-ups

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This used to be on Animal Collective's page, but someone got rid of it

>band changed 3 vocalists 5 times

Any "guitarist is only constant member" timeline has a 90% chance of being a metal band

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Rammstein have kept the same members for 24 years period

This one is amusing because after over 30 years they ended up with their original line up

Prog and metal bands have the most amusing timelines

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I feel bad for recognizing that.
It's The Offspring.

TIL that Iommi was in Jethro Tull.

It's probably not a good thing that OP's picture made me lose.

The Beatles' timelines are so weird
I never knew John left before they broke up for good

Yes is the same shit kind of

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This is actually pretty impressive, especially considering how heavily they changed their sound during these years.

>one (1) founding member
>had to hire the video engineer as a full time member so it's still a quartet

Someone should change that because Robin quit for a bit, and Barry and Maurice recorded Cucumber Castle as a duo

>tfw the core members stick togheter untill they die

:(

*blocks your path*

Alan White is such a shit drummer too. That band died with Bruford's exit.

Who had the time to make this?

Should be ez

rip norsola and bruce :(

Le balding drummer band

don't even step up

right you are

>membership timelines
you are like little babbys
watch this

Not impressive nowing it's jazz

the power of the dragon
they lost some magic when they left

Fuck you

didn't they start the ">band has two drummers" meme on mu

>tfw not a film projectionist for an anarchist collective

Radiohead have had the same core 5 members since '88 or '90 i believe

become one you doofus, it's called anarchist collective for a reason, you can join whenever you want

>his band doesn't have 5 vocalists, 3 bassists, and 2 drummers

The Jazz Messengers was Art Blakey taking in young musicians and showing them the ropes. It was almost like a jazz bootcamp

What does it mean when the lines are thin?

Depends on who's made the timeline, but usually it means they were a contributing member before becoming or after being an official member, for example a session musician on their albums or a touring member

I have laughed my ass off a lot in this thread. Thanks guys.

>Not Cha Ching

Bill Hardman seemed to have a hard time at bootcamp

I was bummed out because Iron Butterfly was rolling around but they're literally none of the original members, it's some bizarre frankenstein monster of various hired members from the last decade or so.

there is no timeline for Broken Social Scene on Wikipedia, but I found this.

Didn't Broken Social Scene literally just start as "literally every musician in Toronto"?

wtf dude

youtube.com/watch?v=t1-NsnlPc54
compared to
youtube.com/watch?v=9jZIbR9JpF8

Just looking at the chorus, White takes the most boring approach possible, while Bruford displaces the snare and bass drum into something much funkier.

>jon anderson is gone
>chris squire is fucking dead
>bill bruford long gone

Why the FUCK are they still around? Is Steve Howe keeping them going? Fucking asshole.

I saw them live a few weeks ago in Phoenix they are still bretty good user

Dude, Napalm Death is so wild that Justin Broadrick is only on side one of Scum. It's like, an almost entirely different lineup on side 2.

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you type exactly like i would expect a napalm death fan to type

pete :'(

based iommi

must've had to put up with so much shit, ozzy was probably bad enough before you think about all the other dudes

they played very quietly because they were nervous