>Friday 7th April
Sydney Swans def by Collingwood Magpies @ the SCG
>Saturday 8th April
North Melbourne Kangaroos def by GWS Giants @ Bellerive Oval
Richmond Tigers def West Coast Eagles @ the MCG
Geelong Cats def Melbourne Demons @ Docklands
Fremantle Dockers vs Western Bulldogs @ Subiaco Oval
Port Adelaide Magpies vs Adelaide Crows @ Adelaide Oval
>Sunday 9th April
St Kilda Saints vs Fitzroy Lions @ Docklands; 13:10 AEST
Carlton Blues vs Essendon Bombers @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST
Gold Coast Suns vs Hawthorn Hawks @ Carrara Stadium; 16:40 AEST
/afl/ Round 3 #3
HEAVE HO UNNA
football is a white man's sport.
first for give me sympathy I am a freo fan woe is me
do >we really get that many somalis? never seen one
What's for dinner tonight, lads?
>Still seething
Can't even get your own posts right. Sad.
who /dabloos/ here?
we'll get the super shitcunt ones that even Sweden doesn't want.
lads
just gonna say im a totally different poster but congrats on taking the bait
dubious
>de mons
Somalis -> Melbourne
Muslims -> Sydney
Asians -> Sydney + Melbourne
Me too and ready to lose.
Yeah mate Melbourne is fucked now. I might be wrong but when Abbott was in power he did a deal to bring "Sudanese Christians" over as refo's so any nig could say "yes I believe in Lord Jesus and all the gibs he'll gib me" Now there are so many they road block and carjack people as well as rob people at street festivals. If you've never seen one count yourself lucky.
reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.
u r 1 cheeky cunt m8
/POOrt/ supporter here lads
At the game and it's more entertaining to watch then shitpost sorry lads
Reminder that I'm the real Reality Check!
All other Reality Check's are mere impostors.
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
just had a gourmet angus cheeburger from maccas. washing it down with a cold can of bushchook also btw.
at least east africans have souls though
t. chinese colonial outpost of sydney
>75095085
No one cares fag.
It almost seemed to happen overnight. While everyone was kicking up a fuss about a few harmless South-East Asians coming by boat, the government opened the floodgates to Africans who have literally no redeeming qualities. I'm under absolutely no illusions as to the cause of the recent spike in crime in Victoria. You can take the nigger out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the nigger.
how could anyone uniroincally enjoy the toyota ad girl
can't fucking stand the bitch
Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and this is my resume;
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-incapable of changing the bouyency or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
/fordgirl/ masterrace
now then forever
>75095127
Autism.
Most africans seem to be sudanese
find her irritating too but not nearly as much
>niggers
>souls
good one lad
100% this.
At least they're only infecting the worst parts of the country and haven't really spread.
They will though. They always do. They're like cancer, it just keeps spreading.
>Punished Beverage
>you can say shit in adverts now
What a time to be alive.
agreed
100x more soulful than the literal insects here buying up all the property with their corrupt money
she could irritate me for eternity if i get a peep of that succulent undercarriage tbqh
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>wc lose
>snort meth to feel better
>end up spending my entire paycheck on drugs in the space of 30 mins
she has such a dumb haircut
Post-mining boom WA in a nutshell 2bh
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Sensing a lot of casual racism ITT
calm down, josh kennedy
you have a dumb fucking face you fucking fagot
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>I'd rather niggers fuck up everything that chinks buy everything
Mate. Everyone knows chinks have no souls and even they don't give a fuck, it's not their fault that we spread out cheeks for gook money so willingly. I'd rather learn Mandarin than Swahili in future
Someone tell Bontampelli to leave his ego at the door and pass it to your team mates inside 50 instead of going for shit kicks.
I know, isnt it refreshing.
it's infuriating, because we already found the cure for cancer.
fuck off you chink/nigger/mudslime
tßh I'm still sporting a rager for Demand A Commander girl from two years ago.
I hope I live long enough to see it reinstated.
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>our dog
Straffo still lives with his parents?
lmao
mate his mum drives him to maccas for nuggies
>taking a photo of being in a maccas waiting bay in the passenger seat
Literal fucking retard.
Can always sell your ute and jetski.
Mah boi Sloaney!
how old is he?
Hi friends. I urgently need to come in contact with realitycheck. Is he still around?
mid to late 20's
yes
reported to the AFP
stay out of >our country muzzie scum
Someone post pics of his sister
Fake RC killed himself
I swear I saw him post on BF one time that he wouldn't get out of bed for less than $90k.
What an absolute fucking mooch. I hope someone clocks him one day.
fuck off WORM
>wouldn't get out of bed for less than $90k
kek the autismo is a shitheel telemarketer who sits on the floor at work on calls
>"because I can"
>obliviously unaware that your sister is mocking you so you post it on twitter
at least nobody reads his posts so they don't understand how pathetic that is
Port can get fuuuuuuucked
is this the beginning of an exciting new people smuggler narrative
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>port falling off vs crows
>freo falling off vs dogs
anyone else think the sky is blue?
bet she's a fat monger
ah so it was the third, neat
>Dogs and crows are going to win
Waste of a Saturday night.
Preview of our North Melbourne based away kits
never managed to find her accounts
>$1000 a month
>$250 per week
Can't blame him really.
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>Sleeves
imagine what his home life is like kek
doesn't he have a facebook? surely he's friends with her there unless she's cut off all contact with him
I don't think there's a way to get rid of them
maybe long sleeves are an option
he does, but his friend's list is private
>two quick goals
Uh oh.
his fb was gold before he got savvy
Can't be helped.
Can't do long sleeves because I'm planning something special for one player and that level of modding makes the long sleeves invisible.
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>Number 4
>Number 12
Christ alive.
There's a Caitlyn Strafford on FB who went to school down the road from Wattle Glen, and she's actually like a 8 or 9/10 :O
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kek
FUCKING KEK
Elite
holy kek
HEAVE HO UNNA
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>24
means at least 8 years since he graduated, christ
how savvy is he? I can't imagine him being that self-aware
based MWNN
JESUS