ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume III
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume III
Nigger and old white guy almost start ww3 against russia
in the director's cut of this movie, Scarlet replies "I don't give a rat's ass that you don't give a damn"
Rocky IV?
Gone with the Wind
white guy has hots for girl who isn't real
Lars and the Real Girl
>A young boy plays with his dinghy and is promptly admonished by his overbearing father
>Later, this exuberant youth inherits the family business
>Actor known for real life sex tape with underage girls plays the villain
yes
this movie happened because of a failed pitch for a Rocky sequel
Guy doesn't kill his wife
Goes to prison
Does taxes
???
Escapes
Animated
>magic dude travels with elf fairy and robot
>quest to kill his magic dude brother
Shawshank redemption
The Shawshank Redemption
First line was sufficient (and frankly too much)
Be more vague
crimson tide?
good try come again
>batman guy
>dystopian future
>kata
>just say "no" to art
this John Candy comedy is a critique of George H.W. Bush's foreign policy
>There's a father and a son who hate each other in Hawaii
>And the son is Patrick Bateman's future best friend
>Also, Slingblade is married to Eminem's mom
>Last movie of a famous actor who later died of an accidental overdose
what is this i want to watch it
Animated
>greenball
>music
>tiddies
eX Machina
Equilibrium
Fuck yeah, TRIPS!
Canadian Bacon
God damn, I'm on a roll.
Winrar! GJ user
Since no ones gonna guess it, it's called Wizards, animated by Ralph bakshi
The Little Mermaid
yes
here's a tougher one- the best movie Jennifer Anitson appears in
Haha no, less mainstream
closer but no cigar
Office Space
or
The Good Girl
leprechaun
Her
lel
Office Space
i forgot about leprechaun
here's an eighties classic:
uplifting love story about a dance instructor in his thirties and a sixteen year girl from a rich family
heavy metal
Guy in the navy can't follow rules.Gets his buddy killed.Fucks future lesbian.Leaves other guy out to hang in final battle by himself.
An old money family is delighted when the patriarch's long-lost older brother returns after being lost at sea, but he might be an imposter who's only after the family gold.
Tell me it's Simone!
Good man
addams family
>guy has a kilo in his sofa
>SHEEEEEEEIT
>PSH goes full Polanski on Paquin
>one best friend has to beat the ever loving fuck out of main character
>main character goes to prison... or does he
easy stuff. Dirty Dancing
I was going to say the shipping news but you said girls so it's not rapey spacey
not the right movie but close
nope
man punches himself in the ear
>Bad guy named after spicy mustard
>A genie poses as a cubscout
>Hilarity ensues
>What have Hubert, Deuteronomy and Louis done this time?
wat
Fight Club
(used every thread 100 times, user)
Yeah, fantastic movie.
Her
>guys son gets ded
>breakfast food goes out for revenge
Her?
Revolutionary Road
Alright, speaking of fucking lolis, here's one from last thread no one got
>Emperor Commodus has the hots for Jack's girlfriend
>But this time she dies a virgin
>Alfred Pennyworth rapes a loli but she seems to rebound nicely
Interview with a Vampire
yes. in elementary school, my fifth grade teacher showed this movie on the last day of school. she's the reason i have a fetish for big, floppy boobs
here's an easy one:
in this horror movie set on an alien world, everyone deserves to die for being too stupid to live
nope this guy already said her and it was wrong
Teen uses soda to defeat bully and then fights final Hispanic boss
Nope, but maybe it did describe your movie too idk
No. I'm curious how you got that from my description?
quills
Bad Boys (80s one with Sean Penn, not Will Smith 90s one)
I think this is a hard one. How about it 33 you think you can get it?
>where could he be in this Warehouse
>A field of sound a killer stalks
>you're a murderer
>no im not...maybe
>damn she's fine
>who the fuck are those noir nosferatu
>here, this will help you remember
>where the fuck are we
Winrar.
Glad I'm not the only one ITT who saw it. Geoffrey Rush went beast mode for that one.
Yes
>Sean pin vs Josh brolin
Memento
No
blade runner 2049
33 here. This could be a lot of movies. Give another two hints if I get it wrong.
And my guess is....Cobra.
Ding ding ding ding
I purposely made this one hard. Good luck.
>beware of the Rockets
>Do not leave your shelter or you will die
10 Cloverfield Lane
Harvey Keitel starts as a bad lieutenant
no idea
Wrong.
>The Horizon is extremely bright.
Sorry no. Looking at it I see how most of that fits but a couple dont
lmao
Wrong
And change Rockets to Rocket. I don't think it's fair to use the word Rockets. That is not a clue I'm just literally saying change it to Rocket when I update I will change it.
I knew no one would get that
>everyone eats corn
>infinite bookshelf
>BWWAAAAHHHHHH
interstellar
?
stupid people fuck a lot.
garbage piles up.
balls get crushed.
dildozer.
10 cloverfield lane
Idiocracy
Idiocracy
dingdingding
this tv series taught us that when Whoopi Goldberg says to destroy the timeline, you should
Oh, is this Dark City?
>affluent geriatrics wager on indigent panhandler and well-to-do intermediary
Oops didn't mean to reply
>Jim Carey jerks off to furry porn
>The Horizon is extremely bright.
Hmm, I don't think I've seen this one. Sorry.
(Unless this is all some super tricky description of a well known movie).
Three nigresses are actually put the straight white male on the moon, but don’t get credit because racism.
The Grinch
or
Ace Ventura
I purposely made this one hard. Good luck.
>beware of the Rocket
>Do not leave your shelter or you will die
>That loud Jew will cause death
No