Hispanics

Besides Burrito, name one hispanic accomplishment

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These are Mexican stuff.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Mexico outside the US and Central America.

fuckin yur mom

Crime

successfully invaded the US

They kill niggers.

Basically supplying the majority of our bananas since god knows when.

That being said though, considering all the killing they do, they'd make pretty decent soldiers.

Potentially a great wall

Taking the white women

My lawn being cut

Building and paying for a wall on the border between USA and Mexico

>Mexican inventions

Arent there loads of them in your military?

>Mexican intellectuals

Yes...

killing the white women......

All the major, important wars in history had to do with either whites or asians.

But honestly, in today's world, the greatest killers are brown. Be they from the middle east or the americas. Mexican gang members will literally rip your head off, and your family's heads too.

she looks like a keeper

Do you mean Hispanic as in Mestizo?
If so, that's quite a bit harder.

If you mean native Latin Americans than...
>Star Charts
>Building Cities on swamps
>Creating aquaducts with bronze age technology
>Cultivating Corn, the world's most important crop.
>Cultivating Potatoes, the world's second most important crop
>Creating the first efficient postal service
>Domesticating the El Paca and Llama

taco, banana, burrito

am i seeing a trend here?

Tamale
Quesadilla
Nachos

Japan love us

raping the white woman

Mexican Food is pretty goldly

>Snow cones

Fucking Juan forgot his shovel at home so he just used a cup to scoop up snow off his employer's drive way. Thus the snow cone was invented.

this

>GNOME

This, there's a HUGE gap between Hispanic as in Hispania and Hispanic as in spic (central america/mexico)

They literally discovered that our Ozone layer was getting fucked by Americans who were too busy eating mcdonalds.

A Mexican theoretical physicist proposed the Alcubierre Drive, which is basically a Star Trek warp drive.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_Alcubierre

destroing white america.
thats pretty huge

harry potter 3

Molesting and raping the white women

They look more like Mongols than Spaniards.

Octavio paz

Chalupa
Nachos

fp
bp

Because they have native american blood, I'd say that they are 1/5 white (Spanish).

Exactly. If we really wanted to end the war on terror we'd invite mexico to send a bunch of their best killers into ISIS territory. They wouldnt know what hit them.

>130 million-strong nation
>exists since 1800s
>lists some foods and a failed color TV experiment
>no Nobel Prizes, no discoveries of note
Bwahahahahahahahahah
Is that all?

>Invented guitar
>Hottest women
>Taco
>Color TV
>Plan B medicine

The zyka virus

In terms of literature:
>Octavio Paz
>Pablo Neruda
>J.L. Borges

In terms of music:
>Mostly shit music with some decent tracks peppered throughout
>All that sexy dancing


In terms of economics:
>South America currently the defacto battleground between left and right views on economics
>Essentially like Eastern Europe of the Americas, it's ripe for a boom, if they can get the corruption under control

In terms of sciences
>One of my Uni profs in Comp Sci was Mexican?
>???

As far as the arts are concerned the hispanic tradition is rich. I don't know anything about latin contributions to the sciences though.

>Made first contact with aliens

ethnic cleansing of white americans

Don Quixote, Milagro Beanfield War, those guys in that one move, "We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

They were slaves to a race of giants that built all kinds of ancient megalithic structures in Peru and shit. (Does Peru count?)

Guacamole, tequila, I mean their cuisine is top five worldwide, you have to give it to them, a lot of people think Europe is great, but look at their food.

Hard working, friendly, usually Christian, raised with strong family values. Some of their music is alright.

The guitarist for Metallica.

Fuckin' A, is that not enough?

>Best boxers in the world
>Pablo Picaso

Can confirm, am Hispanic bred and married a white woman. Then again I did it so I could breed the brown out of my family.

I can teach your mom an entire lineage of the Spanish language in 1 thrust.

>Ayy papi

Borges was an Argentine of British descent. What has he got to do with your "Hispanic" meme term?

Don't mix Argentine achievements (mostly by White men) with the rest of this shithole meme continent.

Sucessful invasion and conquest of southern California. I think they may have conquered most of Texas too.

>Ballpoint Pen
>Asado
>Empanadas
>Dulce de Leche
>Alfajores
>Mate

>Argentinians actually believe this

Still, most of these official Argentinian inventions are pretty cool.

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Don't forget about the Nobel Prizes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_by_country#Argentina

Italians did it better and with more class.

Earlycolor TV.

Rugged decapitation

taco bowl

Didn't they make peanut butter?

Yair Rodriguez, Dominick Cruz, Cain Velasquez, Nicke and Nate Diaz, Gilbert Melendez, Diego Sanchez, Anthony Pettis . . .

Is Robbie Lawler half? Or what?

AND OH FUCK, don't even get me started on the BOXERS . . .

And in the NFL, look at Tony Gonzalez!

>top five cuisine worldwide
>there are 6 inhabited continents
wew

>hard working
Not really

>friendly
Definitely not, have you even spent time in a 50%+ hispanic area?

>usually Christian
Who cares?

>raised with strong family values
Yeah, and they're mestizos so their strong family values are completely worthless when their host society is white.

>tobacco smoking
A lot of good that did us.

Are you talking about hispanics or about mexicans?

I don't know, but hot cocoa yes, cocaine yes, tobacco, marijuana, mushrooms, peyote.

I mean, they did all that shit, they didn't like "invent" it.

God did, obviously.

a lot of white women are easy as shit.

This is why you see them with anything.

>Burrito

Literally all of their fucking food has the exact same ingredients, just in a different configuration.

How else can we combine peppers, meat, beans, and cheese?

Can confirm, have five nephews an four cousins in the marines all of them deployed at the moment.

Yeah but not with your neckbeard fatass.

I don't see sombreros, ranchero music, food carts/trucks, chiclets, and low riders on that list..............

I hate when americans want to make fun of mexico and say "hispanic". Argies and Chileans have Nobel Prizes, mexicans don't even have heads.

Cocaine

Marijuana is from Mexico? Thought it was from Africa for some reason.

>butthurt mexishit
Kek i'm far from neckbeard paco I'm AA. I'm just stating facts.

have a (you)

They sure like to rape

ass

>Kek i'm far from neckbeard paco I'm AA.

What martial arts have you learned? I'm training in Krav Maga and jujitsu before I can try to join the marines.

Food probably is their only accomplishment

They kicked off the slave trade by killing so many Indians they needed to import cheap labor

>Three-card Monte

Why you bitch you got your beloved BBC out of that deal.

their ancient pyramids/temples are very cool. the gold statue stuff.. and those like pictures you can only see from an airplane

shouldn't have killed the aztecs. those guys were doing alright.

Wooooah. Shit you scary man. Please don't hurt me.
>captcha Trumpspole
MAGA

Why didn't you wiped them out when you had the chance pablo. You had one fucking job

Good burritos don't come from Mexico. Tex-mex is a refined burrito.

Mexican burritos are the same as the rest of Mexican food. Same ingredients everytime. Too repetitive to really do much with

wall jumping

Severely underrated post.

Because someone has to commit mistakes so others don't take his path. Also the first explorers didn't want to settle there at first, so they didn't sent females. Just a bunch of men to destroy 2 empires is enough.

Cool

yeah they were great

>Africa

makes me kek every time

They are the aliens

Nominal catholics, who support corruption, pay bribes, lack patriotism and any public obligations

No wonder their country is so fucking trashy

BURRITO!....fuck.

If you haven't heard of this yet, there's a fad in South Korea where dudes dress up as cholos.

They were just proto-beaners squatting on cities built by earlier peoples.

Middle East I thought.
Afghans smoking hashish and shit.

Prison overcrowding

Chased the white and black man out of California and Texas and soon America.

They managed to take over the Democratic Party's platform.

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