Besides Burrito, name one hispanic accomplishment
Hispanics
taco
These are Mexican stuff.
Nobody gives a flying fuck about Mexico outside the US and Central America.
fuckin yur mom
Crime
successfully invaded the US
They kill niggers.
Basically supplying the majority of our bananas since god knows when.
That being said though, considering all the killing they do, they'd make pretty decent soldiers.
Potentially a great wall
Taking the white women
My lawn being cut
Building and paying for a wall on the border between USA and Mexico
>Mexican inventions
Arent there loads of them in your military?
>Mexican intellectuals
Yes...
killing the white women......
All the major, important wars in history had to do with either whites or asians.
But honestly, in today's world, the greatest killers are brown. Be they from the middle east or the americas. Mexican gang members will literally rip your head off, and your family's heads too.
she looks like a keeper
Do you mean Hispanic as in Mestizo?
If so, that's quite a bit harder.
If you mean native Latin Americans than...
>Star Charts
>Building Cities on swamps
>Creating aquaducts with bronze age technology
>Cultivating Corn, the world's most important crop.
>Cultivating Potatoes, the world's second most important crop
>Creating the first efficient postal service
>Domesticating the El Paca and Llama
taco, banana, burrito
am i seeing a trend here?
Tamale
Quesadilla
Nachos
Japan love us
raping the white woman
Mexican Food is pretty goldly
>Snow cones
Fucking Juan forgot his shovel at home so he just used a cup to scoop up snow off his employer's drive way. Thus the snow cone was invented.
this
>GNOME
This, there's a HUGE gap between Hispanic as in Hispania and Hispanic as in spic (central america/mexico)
They literally discovered that our Ozone layer was getting fucked by Americans who were too busy eating mcdonalds.
A Mexican theoretical physicist proposed the Alcubierre Drive, which is basically a Star Trek warp drive.
en.wikipedia.org
destroing white america.
thats pretty huge
harry potter 3
Molesting and raping the white women
They look more like Mongols than Spaniards.
Octavio paz
Chalupa
Nachos
fp
bp
Because they have native american blood, I'd say that they are 1/5 white (Spanish).
Exactly. If we really wanted to end the war on terror we'd invite mexico to send a bunch of their best killers into ISIS territory. They wouldnt know what hit them.
>130 million-strong nation
>exists since 1800s
>lists some foods and a failed color TV experiment
>no Nobel Prizes, no discoveries of note
Bwahahahahahahahahah
Is that all?
>Invented guitar
>Hottest women
>Taco
>Color TV
>Plan B medicine
The zyka virus
In terms of literature:
>Octavio Paz
>Pablo Neruda
>J.L. Borges
In terms of music:
>Mostly shit music with some decent tracks peppered throughout
>All that sexy dancing
In terms of economics:
>South America currently the defacto battleground between left and right views on economics
>Essentially like Eastern Europe of the Americas, it's ripe for a boom, if they can get the corruption under control
In terms of sciences
>One of my Uni profs in Comp Sci was Mexican?
>???
As far as the arts are concerned the hispanic tradition is rich. I don't know anything about latin contributions to the sciences though.
>Made first contact with aliens
ethnic cleansing of white americans
Don Quixote, Milagro Beanfield War, those guys in that one move, "We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
They were slaves to a race of giants that built all kinds of ancient megalithic structures in Peru and shit. (Does Peru count?)
Guacamole, tequila, I mean their cuisine is top five worldwide, you have to give it to them, a lot of people think Europe is great, but look at their food.
Hard working, friendly, usually Christian, raised with strong family values. Some of their music is alright.
The guitarist for Metallica.
Fuckin' A, is that not enough?
>Best boxers in the world
>Pablo Picaso
Can confirm, am Hispanic bred and married a white woman. Then again I did it so I could breed the brown out of my family.
I can teach your mom an entire lineage of the Spanish language in 1 thrust.
>Ayy papi
Borges was an Argentine of British descent. What has he got to do with your "Hispanic" meme term?
Don't mix Argentine achievements (mostly by White men) with the rest of this shithole meme continent.
Sucessful invasion and conquest of southern California. I think they may have conquered most of Texas too.
>Ballpoint Pen
>Asado
>Empanadas
>Dulce de Leche
>Alfajores
>Mate
>Argentinians actually believe this
Still, most of these official Argentinian inventions are pretty cool.
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Don't forget about the Nobel Prizes
en.wikipedia.org
Italians did it better and with more class.
Earlycolor TV.
Rugged decapitation
taco bowl
Didn't they make peanut butter?
Yair Rodriguez, Dominick Cruz, Cain Velasquez, Nicke and Nate Diaz, Gilbert Melendez, Diego Sanchez, Anthony Pettis . . .
Is Robbie Lawler half? Or what?
AND OH FUCK, don't even get me started on the BOXERS . . .
And in the NFL, look at Tony Gonzalez!
>top five cuisine worldwide
>there are 6 inhabited continents
wew
>hard working
Not really
>friendly
Definitely not, have you even spent time in a 50%+ hispanic area?
>usually Christian
Who cares?
>raised with strong family values
Yeah, and they're mestizos so their strong family values are completely worthless when their host society is white.
>tobacco smoking
A lot of good that did us.
Are you talking about hispanics or about mexicans?
I don't know, but hot cocoa yes, cocaine yes, tobacco, marijuana, mushrooms, peyote.
I mean, they did all that shit, they didn't like "invent" it.
God did, obviously.
a lot of white women are easy as shit.
This is why you see them with anything.
>Burrito
Literally all of their fucking food has the exact same ingredients, just in a different configuration.
How else can we combine peppers, meat, beans, and cheese?
Can confirm, have five nephews an four cousins in the marines all of them deployed at the moment.
Yeah but not with your neckbeard fatass.
I don't see sombreros, ranchero music, food carts/trucks, chiclets, and low riders on that list..............
I hate when americans want to make fun of mexico and say "hispanic". Argies and Chileans have Nobel Prizes, mexicans don't even have heads.
Cocaine
Marijuana is from Mexico? Thought it was from Africa for some reason.
>butthurt mexishit
Kek i'm far from neckbeard paco I'm AA. I'm just stating facts.
have a (you)
They sure like to rape
ass
>Kek i'm far from neckbeard paco I'm AA.
What martial arts have you learned? I'm training in Krav Maga and jujitsu before I can try to join the marines.
Food probably is their only accomplishment
They kicked off the slave trade by killing so many Indians they needed to import cheap labor
>Three-card Monte
Why you bitch you got your beloved BBC out of that deal.
their ancient pyramids/temples are very cool. the gold statue stuff.. and those like pictures you can only see from an airplane
shouldn't have killed the aztecs. those guys were doing alright.
Wooooah. Shit you scary man. Please don't hurt me.
>captcha Trumpspole
MAGA
Why didn't you wiped them out when you had the chance pablo. You had one fucking job
Good burritos don't come from Mexico. Tex-mex is a refined burrito.
Mexican burritos are the same as the rest of Mexican food. Same ingredients everytime. Too repetitive to really do much with
wall jumping
Severely underrated post.
Because someone has to commit mistakes so others don't take his path. Also the first explorers didn't want to settle there at first, so they didn't sent females. Just a bunch of men to destroy 2 empires is enough.
Cool
yeah they were great
>Africa
makes me kek every time
They are the aliens
Nominal catholics, who support corruption, pay bribes, lack patriotism and any public obligations
No wonder their country is so fucking trashy
BURRITO!....fuck.
If you haven't heard of this yet, there's a fad in South Korea where dudes dress up as cholos.
They were just proto-beaners squatting on cities built by earlier peoples.
Middle East I thought.
Afghans smoking hashish and shit.
Prison overcrowding
Chased the white and black man out of California and Texas and soon America.
They managed to take over the Democratic Party's platform.