I would 100% be her slave for all eternity

I would 100% be her slave for all eternity.

i just want nude pics and vids of her

after you coom inside a girl you realize she's not as attractive as you think.

>Implying OP will ever score

i think i'm losing my fappetite.

Mmm g nudes.

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Thanks for the original.

Which one is real?

I've ate pancakes thicker than that

Clearly the cum dumpster one.

Small and firm is the way to go.

In a way they're both real

At least then you'd have a job and regular contact with a female, shut-in.

I have a steady income.

Yeah. From your "photography" """career""". You're not fooling anyone.

My career has changed to G's foot massager.

>G's foot massager
What a weird synonym for "kissless NEET".

I'm guessing yours is copy pasta notepad career?

>he's trying to talk back
Pathetic.

You are a very jealous man.

You are learning disabled.

No, not really.

Yes, really. If you weren't, you would've learned from before that you're incapable of bantering on my level.