Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do?

wonder why a man would shoot himself out of a plane

turn 360 degrees and run as fast as i can

Tell her to clean her fucking floor

fight to the death

Pull out my people remote and press "Mute".

Ask her how she escaped from her chains.

Fuck her feet.

Honey the schooldress looked nicer on you
Now you have to grow a dick to become interesting

Tell Emma to take her broadshouldered no hips bullshit gymnast body and mediocre face and fuck off

Go hit on the infinitely hotter girl in the mirror instead

Smash

Go back to math class kid, you'd still run into her you retard.....

Drop a shoulder and tackle her so hard She goes through the wall behind her. Then a pull out my cock and piss on her then fuck her every hole in an order that might disgust you.

Mfw what's about to happen is going to end up in a #MeToo tweet

Is this bait or newfag ?

Tell her to leave immediately. She broke into my home, so i'll call the cops.

She was caught by at least two surveillance cameras on her way to my bedroom in the basement, with no windows.

>shoot himself out of a plane
Took me a moment to catch that

Piss on her

so much new

inb4 al sharpton photobombing

damn she is ugly, she looks like a dude, how can you like her so much

ask if she can turn 10 again

i would fuck the Feminism out of her with a vengeance

no tits. boy face. shitty hips. goblin legs. what do you faggots see in emma watson?

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Tell her about my white male privilege then rape her.

Tits or GTFO

Fuck her in e and deep with out a condom.

Is it summer break already?

I think user wants to see her dick in his mouth

i'd probably call the police

breaking and entering is a serious offence, even if your a famous chick

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
>Wat do?
So what role you want now Emma? What are you willing to do for it? Remember when you wanted to play Hermione? That's what I want this time too. Anal. ALL NIGHT LONG. Anal.

turn focus 10 degrees left and realize that im a sey woman, since when? This isnt my house! Was my past reality just a dream, to quickly fade from memory?

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user is referring to the female in the mirror in ops pic,not there own mirror you mouthbreather.

explain why the gender pay gap isn't real

Have her read Harry Potter to me while i eat her pussy and fuck her in the ass.

Tell her that my current fuckbuddy goes crazy over the dick, cooks for me, and generally does more for me than anyone ever in a relationship without asking anything in return, except not fucking other women while we're in this, so if she broke in my bedroom with the intent of having sex with me upon my arrival, i have to disappoint her right now, and her only chance is taking me on several nice dates before i give in.
Also thank her for her hard work with feminism, since now that the tables have turned, being a semi-decent male gives you access to unlimited pussy.

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call you a faggot for making this thread again.
Faggot.

Oh god this made me sick

Show her my Emma Watson cum tribute collection of 500 images and 90 videos.

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