My roommate and I double teamed my girlfriend (we are both 22 and she's 21) and we both finished inside of her. She's been on birth control for years so it's not a big deal at all but for some reason I'm tripping out about her possibly being pregnant from my roommates cum lol
Is it worth picking up a pregnancy test or is she probably fine? Not a troll post, we just have a fairly wild sex life
Tldr: what are the odds of my gf getting pregnant on birth control
Birth control is not 100% you know.
"darling, i feel something kicking my stomach!"
It's never been a problem before tho, I'm just irrationally worried now because someone else came inside of her
god you sick fuck
why do people think thats hot?
aw yeah our dick juices mixed inside my gf
How about you worry about all the random pussy your roommate didn't wrap his dick for? Pregnancy is one thing, but you all getting herpies or warts would be poetic justice for your degeneracy
yeah that's cause you're an idiot who only cares about instant gratification and not consequences. Enjoy being paranoid and probably losing your GF and friend
>lol
pics/nudes of gf?
stop living a degenerate lifestyle you jew faggot
Now you can leave her because she's a whore!
Hey OP, aren't you worried that your gf never getting pregnant on birth control has more to do with your sperm than just getting lucky, I mean what if your roommate has highly potent sperm
Just saying I'd worry about that shit
OP, your problem is exactly this:
You feel "weird" about this because that's the competitive male instinct you're feeling over a rival's semen being inside "your" girlfriend. You feel this way *exactly because* you did something fucking stupid.
where is the damn pictures of gf - preferably with a pussy full of cream
Yeah, no. Us 3 have done several threesomes together in the past, this is just the first time he came INSIDE her.
PICS/NUDES OF GF
If you're gangbanging your girlfriend and letting other dudes nut in her WITH you, you've got more shit you should worry about. Something tells me you're pretty much a brainstem with a cock attached to it though.
Take her to planned parenthood. They'll take care of it
Listen I'm all for group play but all 3 of you are idiots for not using protection
Pics of well used lady parts?
hmm, punch her in the stomach that might help.
Assuming you both came in her pussy, i hope you game last. Because the ome who comes last, his sperm 'overrules' the first guy's sperm.
>removes the picture
You're banging a childless MILF, those hands belie her age. I bet she acts like a fucking princess too. How old are you and your gay fuck buddy you tag teamed this 40 year old gash with?
She's 21 but sure
Almost 0%.
It are a fact or some shit
Odds are pretty low.
Didn't look 21, looked like a 40 year old trying to look 21.
Congrats since it's your girl you're gonna raise your friends baby
You are the ultimate cuck
theyre like 10$ just go get one
Why did no one cum in her butt?
Get tested for STI or STD's a woman on birth control that lets men finish in her is likely to be lousy with diseases and infections.
What you post here stays here forever. Embrace it.
Enjoy your child support payments, baby daddy
You mean somebody else came inside her that day because we all know she's had at least 6 flavors of cum pumped into her in the last month alone.
tl;dr
OP's girl is a slut and he doesn't know it
How do you delete a thread?
The part where you're dismissing a rational concern as being irrational is the irrational part, you fucking retard.
Let him finish in her ass next time.
Is this the pic op posted?
>saved
Kek
Yup, dude's a grade A newfag.
>Implying it's she just isn't a 21 year old skank with a fuck ton of miles on her
IT is 99.9% tho
It's Schroedinger's whore.
You can't. You're here for the long run. Bumping so this stays on the first page.
cuck
theres your problem OP, she looks like a total whore
You're gf is a whore.
You're a cuck bitch.
You think it's chill for other men to fuck your woman, who obviously has attention issues.
She'll eventually dump you for a nigger.
Kys.
>whore
Nah, bro. A whore has more class. Slut is more accurate
This is gonna be you
Hope you're happy faggot
This
Forgot pic KEK
I think it's hot. I would enjoy beeing fucked by two guys too. Nothing wrong, when you two are grown ups and can deal with it.
Don't worry about a pregnancy. Or just buy a test and get release. They are cheap.
eh, and grentext/storys?
Schroedinger's Slut has alliteration, I'll allow it.
>inb4 this ruins your relationship
It will and you will be single...
Cumdumpster.
It will.
I second this. Op you are a pussy cont and your girlfriend is going to leave your trash ass to shoot up heroin and take it in the ass by a nigger for cash....all while you raise "your" child
The answer to your original question about birth control is:
1. If she is taking the right birth control; and
2. In the manner directed and prescribed; and
3. In a timely fashion, each day; and
4. Has no other medication she is taking that would interfere (certain antibiotics, certain liver medications, certain herbal remedies).
Then there is essentially 0% chance she'll get pregnant. The 99.9% number that is often quoted usually entails some mistake related to the above mechanisms which the publishing study was unable to root out (like a chick lying and saying she took her pill when she didn't, or not realizing that the pill her friend gave her to help her lose weight sent her metabolism into overdrive and ate through the hormone in the BC pill.)
shouldve had your bud be fucking the ass
if she gets pregnant, it was deliberate on her part, not due to his cum being immune to her not ovulating
why the fuck would you let somebody else fuck your whore girlfriend you beta cuck
kek has spoken. Shes gonna start sleeping with your roomate when you're not around. Maybe thats what you want though. I'll never understand cucks
Quints
Off by one
So close commrad
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Oh, look, user! Our anonette has one eye that looks like you and one eye that looks like your friend!
90% chance this is not the first time the roommate have creamed the slut.
Stomach kicking is both the problem and the solution.
This is true. I fucked a pregnant girl once. The baby jumped out and ran off as soon as we were done, and nine months later she gave birth to my son. Not sure what happened to that other little fetus.
>mfw depravity ony leads to more depravity and soon enough two cocks won't be enough and you will be organizing ads looking for dudes who want to join in the blowbang suggested by "your" gf in order to keep her happy and "yours" before she meets a man who fucks her better than you at one of those blowbangs and decides to leave you for him, a few grams of cocaine, and nightly gang bangs.
>off by one
off my 9 for trips.
off by 990 for quads.
off by 9889 for quints.
If that was a dub call for quints, he was off by 9889, not 'one' as you claim.
You *still* forgot the pic, newfag.
>9 -> 0
1
Kys
I mean...go for it. Better safe than sorry, buy a test.
>In a timely fashion, each day
Most birth control methods do not work like that.
Checked
I just got the first one I saw
You don't need the shitty text to get the idea of what is gonna happen to OP
Pic related
OP's girl when he's not home
This
you have to be trolling
>9 + 1 = 10
>not even dubs
underage, get out
What kind of birth control op? There are many.
>22, 22 and 21
>222221
>off by one
You know, those poorly educated MuriKKKans make fun of their negroes for using that same excuse.
Picture is so poor quality you can't even read it. Fucking faggot
Inb4 a host of people having a go at me for being a cuck, but I also do this with my gf. I doubt I'll marry her so what the hell. You'll probably be fine. Like others have said, if you do it again and he/she wants a creampie, make sure it's up the pooper.
Agreed.
Pooper is best way to spread aids, so make sure she always takes the cream in the rear
>fuck diseases and sheeeit dawg, just do what feels good, consequences are for bitches
Not OP but the first time we ever did something like this was at a swinger party. We were the youngest couple there, but there were still plenty of attractive people. It took awhile to get comfortable because there's always this weird ice-breaking period at the beginning. Despite being a major exhibitionist, she won't approach people on her own, so I'd take her over to one of the beds and start warming her up after a drink or two.
That would do the trick. It would only take a minute or two of gentle massage before shot got super horny. At that point she'd basically be begging to get fucked, at which point I'd kindly oblige. That's when it turns into a social thing really. A crowd will form and a bunch of people will watch. It's actually pretty cool to be watched, esp. when people think you're hot. Eventually other people will ask to join in. So eventually she's got a couple of older women rubbing her all over and making out. One of em had jet black hair and tats all over, the other was a bit older with long blonde hair. She asked my wife if she could have a turn with me and got a 'fuck yes'. So my woman is making out with the hot tattood chick, I'm banging away doggy style at the older woman underneath me, who was going down on my wife. Fuck it was so hot, everyone was really into each other. I remember very specifically the woman I was banging let out a quiver and a groan and my wife is all like "yeah, I know right?" After awhile I start to get gassed and just let the girls go at it, taking in the beautiful sight. This is why people like group sex so much - it's like a porn you get to star in. Watching people enjoy each other is fucking awesome.
About an hour later after I'm done recharging, the wife of the hot rocker looking chick comes up to me and says my wife is hot and wants a piece of that, suggesting we swap. When you're already horny, that kind of request feels totally different than when you're not. So I said "If she's cool with it, sure"
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So we get to it. We're a bit nervous at first, because we've never played with a dude before. Again, it's just me and her at first, I'm kissing her all over, especially those fucking awesome thighs. Then after a little while of fucking, he comes on over and sits down next to us, and my wife starts stroking his dick, and his wife is behind me rubbing her hands all over my chest. After a few minutes of watching my wife suck him and use her hands, she gives me a nod, and pulls away off of me. She flips over onto her back, and I turn away to face his wife. Goddamn am I lucky, I thought, taking in the sight of her. I hadn't noticed earlier but she had red streaks in her hair. I started kissing her neck and rubbing her clit, taking in the sweet softness of her skin. Laying back, I guided her on top of me and fucked her cowboy style. It was fucking awesome, right in front of me I got a gorgeous view of this bitchin' girl's swinging tits, and to the left I looked over and saw my wife moaning and throwing her head back as she took his thick cock like a champ, transfixed by how hot it is when she's turned on and orgasmic. And I definitely caught her sneaking the same glances over at me.
It was a great night, we both slept like the dead, I still fap to the memory regularly. Nobody got pregnant, nobody caught anything. Always use protection and communicate with your playmates.
No one cares you self loathing human garbage. Keep your life destroying degenerate lifestyle to yourself.
I responded to a literal request for an MMF story. Don't be suck a triggered snowflake
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you stupid fag get the test now.I got my gf prego while she was on pills and had a intra-uterine device. Also you seem like a bitch, letting your boy hit your gf, what a faggot I hope she is pregnant of your friend and dump u
You probably should not be afraid, buddy
By the looks of your decisions, it seems as it is almost certain that you will be raising someone's child. Better embrace it right in the beginning and accept that you are a cuck.
Hey...good fun. I love watching my wife getting fucked, especially by my friends. and I love watching a guy cum inside her. The feeling of slick, slimy, wet, messy, sloppy seconds is second to none. My wife ddi get pregnant one time a few years ago. No prob. It's the risk of the game. You are all adults and know what to do. The actual chance of any one act of UNPROTECTED meaning no birth control used at all is only 1:5, but since you both came inside her, it's prob 1:2.5. The prolem is that if she does get pregnant and you cam inside her, you will not know for sure who is the daddy could be. Don't sweat what has not happened. Too late now to un-spermatize her pussy. Hope you got pix. Post 'em if so!
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Lolz
I LOVE to watch my wife get fucked and creamed!