Hey user, wanna join our black metal band?

>hey user, wanna join our black metal band?

Sup Forums likes death metal

are these the guys from Cradle of Filth

Yes.

okay

>guys

wait what

I want to make a black metal band like bvb and dress hardcore

ok

>hey user, fuck them hoes! come join a real womans band

ok

>Fuck off womanlet

no i wanna make my dick in your bum

No, but best of luck to ya.

>Soundgarden shirt

soundgarden are legendary, if you meet a girl like that eat her pussy

no

gay

Yes!

Sure
Okay

I would happily embarrass myself on stage to smell Karlie from 1′ away

I can actually almost see it

>We really need to close the gender gap in black metal user!
>I invited Myrkur to my modeling shoot!

as long as I'm the drummer

Is Taylor in it too? I know y’all are friends