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/asean/ - Vrijmetselarij in Nederlands-Indië
pertamax
I have crippling depression
I wanna have sax
lmao
1 rijsttafel met extra satésaus, asjeblieft.
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haram ya akhi
>> 75099463 because it was maghrib.
waiting for isya', """pray""", and then go to bed. I don't know why the fuck I'm so sleepy.
iirc, if you were incarcerated, you can't compete for presidency no more.
I nak awek Mat Saleh
fuck ada space
>tfw my gf wants to take my anal virginity
>watch movie with classmates
>girl decides to sleep on my shoulder
>act casual about it
>"stop sleeping and watch the movie"
>she stops sleeping on my shoulder
what the fuck is wrong with me?
post more pics of her
I will be the first
:')
you're a real human bean user
accept Christ as your lord and saviour and take an oath of celibacy.
Góða kvöldið, /asean/!
>Spaghetti
You can open an italian restaurant
>having a gf
suuuureeee
more like GAYsean haha
Good evening to you too, Pewdiepie. How's your holiday?
Just fine, also it's Icelandic
Nothing wrong
Bump this thread also my sister in the right
Who drew this? I like this artstyle (especially the eyes).
lick her calves and thighs vigorously
Nice
Post her(male) penis
Why are filipinos so lazy?
WUZ
heat+humidity
My harem
filipino immigrants for some reason are really lazy too, they do nothing but speak their language among each other
they like to pretend they still have roots
fucken diaspora
Tak tau mana nak pulau
Eh pala ayu ina
Lentuk sami tele eh umai
Wuapa elulu tau li yei
Tak pernah-pernah
(Olok-olok bakar)
Awek Awek
Ntuk kui mua
Tek malu lele e tak tak iye
Awek Awek
Tek malu ke maki ye
Naik ngko hakil iya
Kain air
He is enjoying his time in a vacation.
Jealous.
what's wrong with that? But when it comes to work they should speak in english.
Rate my dinn- I meant my doggo.
>manga
good taste
I want to talk to them
Update from our glorious leader
talk to them, they'll switch right back to eng
if some of them are still speaking flip, then you know they're rood
kek
pls share twitter handle pls
come if you're bored, not many /asean/ flags yet over here
pixelcanvas.io
Just type "Mami Kawada Philippines" into Twitter and you'll get him. At his Twitter he even shares his FB link so you can check that out too.
Lol R/Place clone, just let it die.
you a real tourist or another vikingboo like me?
>Read the "Prose Edda" during my teen years, watched and loved "Vikings" the show, even planned to move to Norway
i got no results beside mami kawada herself
Do any aseans play Roblox?
only crossfire and badminton
My ancestors :'^)
How do aseans reproduce if even the women have cocks
I'm not 8 so no
>but then again, there's not much 8year-olds in there anyway
Read the whole results, only less than 10 tweets came up.
I play World of Tanks, War Thunder, Dota2
Popular guy.
4 U
>Been pulling it to black girls for a few days now
How do I get a black wife?
>only with more convenience stores
tfw MKL came to Bali for the convenience stores
World of Tanks.
Describe. Youtube keep spaming this ads
Kek, now I know the name of our glorious leader
thanks thanks
MKL is literally Jesus
now I know why he's so powerful
>play game with qt asean gril 5-10 hours a day for past 6 months
>she wont be able to log on much anymore
>doesn't want to keep in contact outside of the game
Are all asean grills like this?
Should I call the filipnos at my school good for nothing tagalogs?
It means she never liked you
>Are all asean grills like this?
It's a 300 pounds boy
maybe she afraid
does she know what you look like? she might be imagining a fat fuck
and how do you know she's a qt?
no
yes
saw timestamp pic and no you can't have them
She's just playing with you.
pls
she might have reached her limit for beta orbiters already
What game were you guys playing?
Planetside 2. I can't git gud in this game.
WoW
Good luck in your endeavors. Don't ever think that x is impossible
I'd be so glad if who I was talking to was a fake or someone outside my strike zone so I know exactly what to do with this feeling. She definitely looks, sounds and act like she came straight out from a comic book. Where else could you see a girl who resized 45+ and counting weeb pictures to 1/3 or 1/4 of their original size in consideration for my internet speed? She's also about to buy me something simply outrageous too enough to be the absolute madwoman.
Here's one of them weeb pics
ah, no wonder
better luck next time columbine
o-oh
that isn't me
oh, that guy looked fairly alright and was 6'2 to boot
maybe u ugly m8, are you in the asean comp?
nope
>Bilisan mo na, mahal. Baka ma late tayo!
What do?
slap her for being born ugly
>Koe no katachi starts from the junior school arc
ayy lmao this is just suffering
Guys, I need your help.
My class is terrible. Like THE worst.
First, there are so many girls. And all of them are weird. Demon girls, angel girls, alien girls, cat girls, blonde princesses, idols, magical girls, female knights, vampires, suspiciously underdeveloped little girls... I could go on and on for hours. And they all keep bothering me. Like making me lunches, asking me if I'm free, touching me, hugging, pressing their breasts against me. One even crawled naked into my bed. I tried speaking with a teacher, but she just does the same shit as the girls. What the hell do they want from me?
And on top of that, they constantly bother me with their crap: "user-san, I'll teach you how to use magic", "user-kun, marry me and become the Kaiser of Großgermania", "Ufufu, let's conquer this world and create the empire worthy of Demon Lord, user-sama", "user-dono, please become the God-Impregnator of our species, which due to magical catastrophe consists solely of absurdly beautiful young maidens". I keep telling them that all I want is working 14 hours a day as a low-wage salaryman, but they just don't listen.
Even at home I can't relax - be it my childhood friend, my imouto, or my onee-san, they just keep sticking to me. They sleep in my bed, barge into my bath and walk around the house half-naked.
And to make things even worse, all boys in the school seem to hate me. They bully me and call me "harem king" or "that lucky bastard". Lucky my ass. You know what happened yesterday? All the girls kidnapped me, dragged me into some room with gigantic bed and said that they don't mind if I want to have them all. I barely managed to run away.
I beg you guys, help me escape from this nightmare, I'm at my wits' end.
>tfw no chink gf
Here you go
>granddaddy got sick
>told school he cant attend grad practice
>you cant accept diploma at stage
Chinese Christians BTFO. Feels good seeing them scammed by hypocrites.
Are you chinese?
Of course not. Im a flip.
Go to sleep wage slaves, You got work on morning. PiaoSi a
Please give me cute gfriend now
kek, is that what malay fags look like?
come meet me at Recto
>twitter.com
stop posting gayshit and waste my data
Where is Recto?
Not Malay, Singaporean Chinese
somebody has been on /d/
I'll be waiting
fuck these fags
Hi Bakahime, do you like my compilation?
You look cool in top right picture. In lower right you also look cute. Try to avoid smiling but hiding your teeth like in the lower left picture. It looks weird.
I hate it. Delete at once.
This recto meme is just the lamest flip meme ever