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Hey Sup Forums

i'm a househusband, AMA

youre a fucking cuck is what you are

Bored want to see moar?

OP in his true form

>househusband
Any regrets?

Are you a homosexual?

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dude more stop fking around

I keep seeing this granny
What is this new hip meme on Sup Forums

No hate on the houseband.
He's established, strong, and secure in himself. He takes up the most noble practices: cooking meals to HIS standards, keeping a tidy home beyond the abilities of a simple woman, nurturing his young and guiding them through the ways of man.
This is who you should aspire to be.
Twink edgelords get fucked and btfo

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Fappable?

OF COURSE
dont stop im into gilf

you comment I post until you cum

what does your wife do/how much dolla she make?

this, sounds good

like that ass what like to see

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btw OP you suck for not answering any of the questions, don't start a fucking AMA if you ain't gonna do shit, I hope you choke on a feather duster and die

more FLESH PLS

this

how big is ur vagina

HAH! I'm a house husband too and Im the one who keeps telling you to buy your damn wife a fucking facelift bro!

I've wondered about you since you post your slut on Sup Forums so often and I'm always lurking

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not OP, but Im a stay at home dad (SAHD) or "house husband" also. wife makes 150k per year. feminism worked well for me

more action/flesh

Do you film your wife while she is getting dicked by the neighbor

not OP, but fyi being a house husband makes you red piled af.

How much more does your bitch make?
Unless your're the bitch and you're gay

but any way, still how much does the spouse make compared to you?

i film my wife while she gets dicked by me. seriously awesome

is watching your amature porn trough a closet blind considered autocuckhold?? self cuck???

dude, so am I. just recently quit my job. how do you not get bored out of your brains all day, every day?

oh shit i left this threaad thinking it died; had to run and get groceries and drop the laundry off

she makes 175k

i quit my job cause it seemed pointless and i just told her straight up "what if i stayed home and did everything"?

update: i guess someone with chinese gilf porn hijacked my thread. I figured it died and just went to run errands.

I'm back. go ahead fire away.

we dont have kids which makes it even better for now. I want kids but she doesnt right now

um no regrets at all

How is it pointless do you have no man balls? Grow a set you lazy bitch. Also your money could go to cool shit like guns, boats, trucks, whores, more guns, New computers, game systems and games and so on

Are you a homosexual

my schedule is pretty awesome:

7:45am: wake up, wife is in the shower, either get in with her or wiat for her to get out and then have sex.

8:15: make coffee.

8:30-9:30: take the dog to the dog park and drink coffee and flirt with the hot moms

9:30-11:30: do chores. dishes, sweep, vacuum, usually i'll clean a room once a week: like bathroom, kitchen, living room, bed room, office, etc.
11:30-1:30: run errands. drop or pick up the laundry (our building doesn't have a washer/dryer), get groceries, that sort of shit.

then my days pretty free. I play video games, watch tv, read, play guitar, go for a run, walk the dog again.

about 6:30 i start getting dinner going so it's ready by the time she gets home around 7:30.

then i just hang out with my wife.

Honestly if you're not doing this you're fucking retarded

nope.

does you wife work "late shifts" or "overtime"
does she go on "business trips"

i was just working too much. we both hated it and she was making enough for both of us. i dont need a boat or a gun or a truck or a whore. i have a ps4 and i buy games on our shared checking account--she doesnt care she encourages me to play video games.

hahahahah i know what you're implying, but no she doesnt

also im not lazy, i do a lot of work for the house and shit. its not like im sitting around fapping all day

does she walk on the outside of the sidewalk

you mean on my left? no. or is this some euro term for being a whore?

nah

so do you blow the bull and get it from the source?

ha okay. yeah she walks on my right side because im a gentleman

hmmmmm not sure what you're asking here, i dont blow anything, i eat her pussy, so i guess i eat the fish and get the sushi?

I'm jealous. Does she require you to keep it tight like housewives are required to?

hahaah i mean i dont feel obligated, but i go to the gym almost daily. mostly just for my own self. i play squash or just sit in the steam room/sauna.

I'm a house husband too. Wife works in a civil service job and I stay home all day. I will have dinner ready for her when she gets home.

its a great life isnt it?

another house husband here. wife made 7 times my salary so I thought it's pointless. now i am enjoying early morning gym time with hot MILFs

i do all the chores and shit i mean if you split them up you have a little something to do every day.

it would be a lot better if my friends took the same route, but oh well.

yup. the dog park and the gym are amazing. i do a lot of yoga...

hmm, yoga... thanks for the tip
I like them slender and flexible

no question, just congrats on not being too much of a pussy to do "womens" work

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Who wants to start a secret FB group for Sup Forums house husbands?

Did it change the dynamics in the bedroom sexually?