DETROIT TIGERS vs. BOSTON RED SOX GAME-THREAD

Rodriguez vs. Zimmermann

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Meet the b-team

My laptop is six feet away from my bed.

Don't think I can make it in time for the game today lads.

why don't the red sox take the tigers seriously?

zimzim gives up 4 in the 3rd

FUCK OFF LEAF

All the good players died

clubhouse has aids and everybody is dead

K

making excuses

>no rod allen
I hate this meme

E-Rod no hitter today folks you heard it from here

Get in there and play faggot the team needs you. Can't win games without good ol' user on Sup Forums

God I fucking hate NESN commercials

Nice echo audio NESN/MLBN

who's in the booth? i cant watch mlb tv so forced to watch goddamn NESN

Miggy sucks

Gibby

ahh, i'd like to see rod/gibby when if mario cant do it

actually i am the best hitter on the team i just need to get some at bats (prevented from at bats by political issues)

Moreland is still shit don't let that double deceive you

>gibby saying Sandoval is still a fat fuck
Kek

i like him why don't you like him if he is flu-resistant that is a huge plus

The umpires for this Detroit series are really a bunch of cock sucking faggots with their ball/strike calls.

They really take "umpball" to a new level.

t. Bostonfag

will the Red Sox lose again?

angels fan btw

>de small ball

wow i thought that was way out

Tell me the truth Don

You're the Don now.

that is the truth user. He called it yesterday too

>3 6s
Fucked

>thought it was out to right center in Comerica Park
You don't watch much baseball do you?

Welcome to CoPa lul

not too many games in comerica park?

>Jordan's furniture cheaping out with these free furniture deals
There's no way the Sox would sweep in the World Series you dumb fucking hippie

All that matters is that it was deep enough to score Moreland from 3rd.

>mfw the Red Sox actually score a player from 3rd with 1 out.

it happened in 04 and in 07 it could happen again!

You must be young.

Comerica Park used to have an absolutely massive outfield, they moved the corners in but center is still gigantic.

thanks dad

Top kek that was a 412 out from JBJ

Is Comerica /ourpark/?

Yup, and that's because the Rogers Centre is a despicable excuse for a ballpark, isn't it? You fucking chink loving Canadian cuck.

stop running on the field reeeee this is adding game length precious minutes

Relax

>fan on the field
Stay classy, Detroilet

don't smile e-rod please focus

>another year
>alan trammell still isn't in the hall of fame
Why are Detroit's stars so consistently robbed by voters?

someone give that fan a contract!

>go take a shit
>14 year old kid goes on the field
goDDAMNIT

>on paper their rotation is one of the best
i uh dont think that's true NESN

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no way he's out

>UPTON
WHY

FUCKKKKK YOURE SO USELESS. YOU BARELY GET ON THE BASES, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING STEALING

wow truly btfo

How is Vasquez so based?

wow could have 2 on 1 out but haha lol we got 2 out 1 on thanks upton :)

>Stealing on a 3-1 count

based trade bait

>umps in charge of not being blind

wow, they got two 3-1 pitches that at bat? lucky

fuck yourself upton

delet this webm of me right now

Why do we say New Englander and not New English?

you don't know what i say

Who /unironically a c-mo fan here/?

MY
MAIN
MAN
MR
LEAFBRO

>Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape.

Promptly BTFO

>There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a responsibility to give your life meaning and point… The truly adult view, by contrast, is that our life is as meaningful, as full and as wonderful as we choose to make it

>defending a leaf
come on user, you're better than this

any other brahs happy when the red sox/yankees struggle?

fuck both these franchises senpai

>he doesn't know based leafbro

THICC

There is literally nothing wrong with Windsorfags and Sarniafags.

Other than them being forced to live in the wrong country.

>that user yesterday that green texted me when I said Zimmermann sucks balls

Apologize.

Benintendi GODP

NINTENDO PLEASE

All hail the lion dog of good fortune for a Tigers win today

Not him but ZimZam is pitching fine.

>BUSTENDI

FUCKIN REEEEEEE

DAVE TRADE HIM NOW!

fuckin kek

You apologize

>this is the body of a MVP and Cy Young winner

huh, thanks ian

He still sucks though

boston sucks senpai

Verlander is so based.

Brad lowkey playing 4D chess this season

He objectively does not. We have an entire career worth of numbers that show otherwise.

Just because you only watched half a season of baseball in your life, a half season in which he was hurt, doesn't mean Zimmerman is a bad pitcher.

Yeah, stats in the NL.

HOLY FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD I CALLED IT

He sure looks like a world beater.

>mvp and two time cy young winner
Ftfy

To people who know baseball Porcello didn't win last year.

WHAT THE FUCK

>Inglesias did something
Holy shit

fuck your'e all

B A S E D
R
A
D

Hey Jose remember you blew the ALDS in 2013 against us? haha

>looks
I bet you're the kind of person who likes pitcher wins

>iggy crushing the ball
Literally didn't know that was possible