Good afternoon /b

Good afternoon /b.

Ask me stupid questions and I’ll give you stupid answers.

Kill yourself?

no you kill yourself

I was frozen today

Ever sniff something you would later regret?

This seems more like a statement

Yeah. My finger after I slid it down my sweaty ass crack. But hey, we’ve all done that.

What's your favourite type of houmous?

I don’t eat culturally enriching food.

Were you a good boy today?

How old were you when you realised that online friends don't count

So far, but the day isn’t over yet.

I don’t do and never have done any form of social media, unless you count randos who friended me on PSN.
>I’m not even kidding about this

What do pennies taste like?

how do i life with why is nut condoms

How many friends would you consider yourself having then?

Mostly copper but also slightly like tin and zinc

I don’t know. The normal amount? I guess?
How may friends do you have, wise guy?

Close friends I'd say I have 5. What's the normal amount then?

6

Close friends? I’d say probably about the same

does sucking my dog's dick make me gay?

how do you fuck a lava

That's cool. What time on average do you wake up on days where you have no prior arrangements to be anywhere?

Not if its a female dog

the day after two days ago i go to to bed

If everybody clapped at once could you hear it in space

No, it makes you permab& from zoos.

With a ROCK hard pecker, you silly philly

Was that supposed to be clever or retarded?

Do Unicorns Like dick?

sound doesnt get out of the planet, that would have to break the atmosphere

No.

This guy is not OP, he’s a spooky skeleton

theyre gonna like whatever i shove down their throats

Sure faggot, why not.

are you so clever you didnt understand or so retarded you didnt understand???

How do you react when your noodle falls out?

i start to panic and run to the doctor

You know what, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. If your arms and legs were swapped over, would you be faster or slower running on all fours compared to normal human anatomy

Are traps gay?

What does bleach taste like?

Only if they fuck other guys

faster

Chlorine

Math time. If you are cold where do you go to become hot?

A teacher has a class of 30 children but only 2 pupils. How is this possible?

She blinded the kids

What you do when the pimp's in the crib?

Is watching shemale on female porn, more or less gay than man on female porn

If the description of cold is a comparison between yourself and your surroundings, you'd have to go somewhere colder