Badly describe a historical event and we try to guess it

badly describe a historical event and we try to guess it

I'll start: dude explains universe, dies from fruit punch

delusional bitch has some serious pms and wrecks shit, ends up really hot

man provides showers for the poor, gas leak

Joan of arc

6 gorillian!

Battle of Helm's Deep but in the alps

Gookies drop a duce on Our boat house

European human hunters

Jacky takes a vacation from an early steals from kidnaps rapes people from longhouses

Jonestown?

Fat guy fucks and kills some hoes that displease him

weird cosplay dads put some water on addictive drug, makes rapists mad

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heavens gate was what i meant, but that also works

jonestown, ez

man fails to start war, eats sandwich, starts war

Henry viii

If you mean jim jones, he didn't actually die from poisoning. It was most likely a self-inflicted gunshot wound

What's his fuck who shot Franz Ferdinand.

Trump, yesterday.

Got it. GG

OPs mom falls from sky. Kills a few lizards

I'll add that that kicked off World War 1, which even you Sup Forumsumfuck idiots should know.

Guess this one.

In US

Niggers, Niggers everywhere

A scientist on a bike realises he is in for a ride like no other

They better not

Old man does opium thinks a bush is talking to them.know opium plug
Is like goodd

Man that fakes death to seem super natural

Died tragically over like a 3 day going period in front of city fokes


Fat guy sitting under apple and pair tree
Treated like a minister of a church
Hes really into fruit juice and ripe fruit
Anti social media half retarded and cold unwillingness to share

LSD is discovered

OP is it socrates

That was quick

Large group of tards decides to leave boring party.

Wants to take all the booze with them.

Gets kicked in the balls and thrown out.

The Napoleon of the west seizes us for 13 days.

Guys fight, nothing changes.

A woman in a shitty ass part of the world cheats on her husband and gets pregnant. Doesn't want to be stoned to death so she makes up a fantastic lie.

The lie gets totally fucking out of hand and that's why it's 2017 now

During the final stage of World War II, the United States dropped nuclear weapons on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki on August 6 and 9, 1945, respectively. The United States had dropped the bombs with the consent of the United Kingdom as outlined in the Quebec Agreement. The two bombings killed at least 129,000 people (most of whom were civilians) and remain the only use of nuclear weapons in the history of warfare.

In the final year of the war, the Allies prepared for what was anticipated to be a very costly invasion of the Japanese mainland. This undertaking was preceded by a U.S. conventional and firebombing campaign that destroyed 67 Japanese cities. The war in Europe had concluded when Germany signed its instrument of surrender on May 8, 1945, which was eight days after Adolf Hitler committed suicide. The Japanese were facing the same fate but refused to accept the Allies' demands for unconditional surrender, and the war in the Pacific Theatre continued. The Allies called for the unconditional surrender of the Imperial Japanese armed forces in the Potsdam Declaration on July 26, 1945—the alternative being "prompt and utter destruction". The Japanese ignored the ultimatum and the war continued.

How the flying spaghetti monster was conceived?

what is the 1990's and rodney king riots.

Dude loving the great man
Decides "Why the fuck are people paying for that shit"
Nails a couple of pages to a door
People love it and the man creates his own cult

The Son of Man was borneth

I think Sup Forums is too degenerate for this unfortunately

protestant ref my man. too easy

The event. Remain indoors.

Lutherans

retarded neckbeard theory?

Agency uses displaced indigenous people to try and overthrow government. Fails. Peoples are eradicated.

Drunk guy ignores warnings. Saves world.

A bunch of people got pissed off so I stopped eating and they stopped fighting for a bit
got shot a few years later

Guy rides tiny horse to populate 1/5 planet.

Wright Brothers

How a jew bastard became God

Ghandi.

>Gavrilo Princip

Deckhand, where the fuck did all this water come from?

Ghengis motherfuckin Khan

Yep

He is my spirit animal

titanic

Pain in guys leg. Dies days later. That's not how you use an umbrella.

Army fails to achieve a breakthrough on several attempts on same body of water, keep trying

Dogs in space

Yep

OI MATE who are all these cheeky fuckers on our land?

>something happens in a hotel.
>guy with a really deep voice spills the beans,and ruins everything.

Corporal, where the fuck did all these Indians come from?

Monte Cassino?

Custer's last one night stand.

British on a boat, loud bang.

Soviet space programme?

Dmmies buy colored plant expecting riches. Ruin economy instead.

Yep

Post moar of her instead.

James Bond.

Muh nigga

> I think I'm gonna go over here and fuck some shit up
> Don't you fucking dare
> Watch me bitch
Shit gets fucked

Nazis fight Nazis for a castle with frenchies inside.

Open air ride blew his mind

I swear to god if those concert goes don't shut the fuck up I am going to explode

Kennedy assassination.

assassination of Georgi Markov

Manchester attack.

Georgi Markov

Another country helps fat man elected president

Yep.

Schindler's list

Trump russia ties

Correct

Yep

Guy dies, world is never the same

Man mutilates potatoes out of spite. Makes murrica fat

Discovers that some things send out some stuff
Names it after a country
Dies because of it

Hitler

Man did nothing wrong

MacDonalds

Soviet nuclear attack observer refused to respond to what seemed like an American nuclear missile heading for USSR, turned out to be a glitch in the system.

Curie.

Founding fathers

Nope

Yep.

Virgin Mary, holy shit that is a good one

Yes sir

George Crum

Pedophilic cuckold stands by, ogling lustfully as underage slut whelps in festering squalid conditions, during holiday season.

Medical report:
mother and child in stable condition.

Travel agents observations:

Should have booked early . . . . .

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