Self-suck thread

Self-suck thread
Get in here

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Self sucking is hard. I can do it, but it takes a shitton of preparation and stretching.

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The more you do it, the easier it gets.

Is this the best position to try? I want to try this but I've never been sure exactly how to go about it

I prefer sitting with legs out in front, but some prefer laying back and throwing legs over your head

This looks painful.

Really not that bad. Takes a minute to straighten out after standing up, but not too bad

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....are you fucking blind. This is obviously some bitch girl with a strap on

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That’s some scoliosis right there.

loli porn and this shit no wonder you freaks are obese wizards

how the fuck do they do that

Do I look obese to you?

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This you OP?

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would be hot seeing more pics of him, clothed unclothed!!! just MORE >_

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more lol

Cbf greentext.
Get cpl days work 80 miles out of town. Knew a guy who lived out that way, good friend, he said I might as well stay with him for that week. No charge, was ok with his wife. Just buy us pizza and beer and don't make a mess or be gross. Im like thanks bro.

Final day of work, get cash in hand boss send us away early. Consider driving home but i wanted to thank my friend. get back to his house with beer, bourbon, Pringles. got the place to myself for a few hours. Turn on TV, game at Fenway, this is gonna be a good afternoon.
Stink of ass. Have shower. Am feeling horny. Ignore boner, get dressed go downstairs watch the game
Fuck it, pull dick out have lazy fap while knocking back a couple drinks. Get bold, lean down and do a bit of self sucking. Didn't do it often, but today was a special occasion, wallet was loaded for the first time in months, felt pretty good about shit. Had a great old time, fapped and blew in my mouth, swallowed my load, - pls dont judge. tidied up, made sure didn't leave any mess. Just got back to the game and beers.
When they got back real cool vibe, pizza arrived was an awesome night. Up until 2, good bantz, just kicking back

Next morning I was up early. My pal is up, he's acting cold towards me. Almost aggressive. I don't push it, just keep it civil. Am wondering if I crossed the line or said something to his wife. Things aren't pleasant, I'm packed and just grabbing some toast and he says 'think its best you just go user, get bfast elsewhere.'
I'm like what's up man. He doesn't tell me just says I better leave. Makes it obvious if I don't fuck off he will probably hit me.
I'm confused as fuck, load my vehicle up. Go back in to grab my boots. Just come out with it and say 'dude I don't know what I've done I'm sorry if I've upset you somehow. Tell me what's up

He points at a small security camera in the ceiling above the tv. Looks disgusted shakes his head

Oh shit. I get you. I fuck off real quick. Never spoken to them since

Confirmed jealous

haha damn what a story

Don't take selfsuck pictures if you're gonna forget your name is visible on the wall? lol

>Oh shit. I get you. I fuck off real quick. Never spoken to them since
omg i want friends like you!!! sigh i would help you clean up

maybe he wants to be known! we need to find more of him to see

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same pics neeed more!

dropbox /sh/5oosm2urvbfx4h1/AACAgBE-Lmg5ZoSaqzMZUuaia?dl=0

Never thought of it like that. Maybe he was????
Not one of my finer moments. Didn't know about Sup Forums back then, I was driving the interstate hitting the dash cursing myself. Should've just chilled and looked forward to the day I could post it on Sup Forums
Hahaha. Not gay, despite have swallowed a few loads. All my own. One day might offer my cock to a dude. No need atm, have a good gf.

I let a guy dude suck my cock. Not the worst thing

>dropbox /sh/5oosm2urvbfx4h1/AACAgBE-Lmg5ZoSaqzMZUuaia?dl=0
nice

im free lol

Fuck off you gay bitches.

Get aids and kys.

Who the fuck let you cunts out of LGBT?

Keep out of the straight mans areas.

Wonder why you faggots get bashed IRL and everyone hates you.

Fucking stupid cunts.

You don't see straight people go to gay areas and start posting straight porn do you?


Fuck off and get HIV.

not selfsuck, clearly 69

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what happend do his dick?

/b is mostly traps. that's gay as fuck if you ask me

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What happened to your grasp of the English language?

Had a dream once that i could eat myself out. So disapointed when i woke up

>is male

Yeah. I might go there one day. Have had offers but never been at a good time. Once I was in a relationship, another time out with a friend, a dude a few years older than us asked if he could blow me. I was down at the time, but because friend was there said nah fuck off homo

Self suck haven't done it in a while. Not flexible enough anymore. My friend catching me in his house turned me off even trying for a long time. I only ever saw it as a different form of masturbation, a step up from fapping. Thing is I always thought felt more like giving than receiving. Cumming was good, but regretted it first few times and was messy. Got good in the end, just swallowed, didn't have to taste it, didn't even touch the sides.

its a dead language they barely teach it in school

>Self suck haven't done it in a while. Not flexible enough anymore. My friend catching me in his house turned me off even trying for a long time. I only ever saw it as a different form of masturbation, a step up from fapping. Thing is I always thought felt more like giving than receiving. Cumming was good, but regretted it first few times and was messy. Got good in the end, just swallowed, didn't have to taste it, didn't even touch the sides.
:-(

you should share a dick pic so we can see what we are missing

Tried this every day for a week when I was like 13. Then one day, I got the tip of my dick in my mouth and realized, holy shit! There’s a dick in my mouth, so I stopped.

Just because niggers have flooded your school and say AXE instead of ASK, does not mean they are not teaching English.

It does not mean it is dead either, or so on.

What it means is, Niggers are out of control just like filthy liberals and gays.

They must be stopped.

Must take our lands back!

We invested into the lands and evolved the lands - most lands having cities and empires now.

Wtf has a nigger ever done to further society?
Niggers still live in mud huts for fucks sake.

There are no white tribes.

The white man is superior.

na Spanish, Chinese or Russian

All 3rd world irrelevant countries.

The white man is superior.

lol TRUMP lol

Daven?

Trump is glorious, and alpha. Always wins!

No time for filthy liberals and gays. No time at all!

is it wrong i want to be raped/fuck by a republican

Haha nah. Dick is dick. You don't need to see mine.

lol all dicks are different lol throw us a bone!

Nice

nailed it m8

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What kind of stretching? (Asking for a friend)

If you sick ur own dick does that make you gay?
I mean after all u are sucking a cock.

No. Its just like fapping. Does fapping yourself make you gay?

Limber up. Stretch in a long warm bath. Sit with legs at 90 degrees and lean forward. Just flex your lower back.
You just gotta be patient. And it probably is not gonna be possible for everyone. Also be careful, you can do real damage to your lumbar area, also your neck. I doubt you could break it, but you might feel sore for a whiles after.
Also, every inch helps. I'm just under 6" and started off just touching the tip and having to hold it up to reach. After a couple months I could just reach down and get the whole head in no problem.

Believe it or not I've never posted a dickpic online. Not gonna start tonight sorry bro

Have tried. Felt great shame. Might try again tonight after seeing this thread.

I can only lick the tip

God damn I wish I could suck my own dick.
I could get the tip when I was younger but I'm too fat and inflexible now.
I once jizzed in my own mouth, shit was pretty cash.

Tried image search. Google surely works strange. Pic related.