>be australian
>don't have a real capital
>spend billions building an ugly soulless city in the middle of nowhere
why are they like that?
Be australian
Austin Gray
Carson Allen
Because smellbourne and shitney kept fighting over who gets to be the capital
Ian Robinson
t. perthian bogan
Kayden Bailey
it should've been sydney as it's in the middle of melbourne and brisbane
Liam Adams
Yeah but they didn't like having the capital on the coast either
Nah I'm from Melb, I just like the meme names
Noah Fisher
>Be Australian
>don't have a real capital
>build a comfy wholesome capital out in the bush
>degenerates from Sydney and Melbourne don't like it because there isn't enough degeneracy for them
Charles Barnes
>brisbane
whom?
Anthony Wilson
>be danish
>be inferior Sweden
lol
Jace Lee
Lmao just count how much traps are in Sydney and Melbourne who wins gets capital title
Isaiah Johnson
Fuck it would be close
We have lots of space, why not?
Dominic Thomas
What's he point of even being an independent country when you are basically swedes?
Carson Walker
Sydney is too busy and chaotic to be a capital, Melbourne would've made sense to a degree as it's a gridded city with wide boulevards and pre-existing infrastructure. Although as a Melburnian I'm happy it's not the capital, less politicians/terrorism risk.
Owen Sullivan
less money for abo education
t. cuckstamp
Justin Gonzalez
>a fucking smash ball
Jeremiah Stewart
I thought they where just rubbish germans that lived in a swamp?
Ryan Clark
>spend billions building an ugly soulless city in the middle of nowhere
I thought that's how capitals were supposed to be.
Angel Nguyen
No, we already have one for yours Capitals are supposed to be the centre and representation of your nation culturally, economically, socially etc.
Nolan Powell
>terrorism
why would they want to truck you?
you didn't invade their cunts or take migrants in that much
Ayden Gomez
Because we're infidels and American allies. Muslims are constantly planning terror attacks here, particularly on ANZAC day and Christmas. Except they're so incompetent that our police and intelligence agencies regularly foil their attempts.
Asher Allen
What the fuck is that shit
Even Brasilia is better
Aiden Rodriguez
The blandest shittiest nowhereville in Australia. Urbanism post 1950 was a disaster.