ITT: describe vidya in the worst/simplest way and others guess it

ITT: describe vidya in the worst/simplest way and others guess it

>I am your father
>now kill me with a golf club

Bioshock

yeeyee

We'll bang ok?

15 hours and 2.3 million reloads later the frustration finally ends.

>refugee
>shit's bad
>shit gets better
>shit gets really bad twice
>citystate goes to shit because guy blows up church

mass effect
dark souls?

That is Dragon Age Inqusition

Not dark souls

Yas ME

Dragon age 2

>never age
>never look forward
>never get a day off your job

>mile-long fingers
>inflation

FUCK YOU, FUCK VIDYA GAMES, AND FUCK TINA FROM BOBS BURGERS. THAT DUMB FAGGOT THINKS IT'S FUNNY TO BE A AUTISTIC DUMB TRAP???? NO, IT'S TERRIBLE.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGERSSSSS

> punch trees
>voodoo dolls
>living wall in the underground

yup!

>Mess
>Clean it up
>Aquire sweet eye wear

Animal crossing

>ITT: describe vidya in the worst/simplest way and others guess it

>This game is shit
>Oh fuck why did I buy it
>I can't even tell you how drunk I must have been when I opened up my wallet
>What the fuck was i thinking
>Paying full price
>mfw

>World in 100 years
>Humanity became great again
>Also dogs

>cult of gods create everything
>one god discovers another plane of existence
>this other plane of existence could potentially destroy everything
>god is afraid of non-existence
>god decides the only way to stop this other plane of existence is to destroy all life
>other gods disagree
>betrays the cult and kills all the other gods
>figures the otherworldly plane feeds off life, so without life it won't exist
>promises power to all beings who join god's army
>army intoxicated with power, doesn't know what they're fighting for
>god spreads army across universe, destroying planet after planet
>comes across special planet, wants planet's power
>can't
>natives destroy his army

students stand in inappropriate places

I've posted this in three other threads and no one got it even though it's simple

>Angry old man PTSD simulator
>Mushrooms?

man gets on boat and boat blows up
man gets on oil filtering plant and oil filtering plant blows up

Everything outside of the bubble is empty and contentless.

The last of us?

Darkwood

Fucking finally

Just cause

>looks and sounds great
>>fun
>six maps and no campaign

Good thing I just started a new playthrough yesterday

RuneScape

Artificial Academy?

IWBTG

Run around as some guy in a bomber jacket
Terrible voice acting

Nope

Wronk

Some bloke's family gets killed so he goes on a rampage

> you are attached by zombie bugs
> your only weapon is a rusty nail

Overwatch

>I am space ninja.
>watch me grind

nah
>sequel is even worse, but has a campaign

Crazy jap horror
Boss fight is a seizure trigger

Titanfall

Warcraft

Convert bosses into neat hats.

warframe

Pay to win and gives 'sense of accomplishment' to players

Final fantasy 7

>Guy
>Does stuff
>There's fire
>Other stuff

Yup

Half life

>muh frends r my power

also
>DARKNESS

You heal yourself by crouching and eating a burger.

Some goth with snakes coming out of him kills everything.

The darkness

Cutting off your finger to save a kid
Wearing glasses that make your eyes bleed and see mini tanks

Any cod released in the last 8 years

Mindlessly traversing a city fighting endless druggies

>if you think of it, you lose
>you lost

Flick boogers and fart

Boogerman

Literally the only 3D game where you can free roam in London

>Big space dudes vs. retarded space dudes vs. Edgy big space dudes vs. gay space dudes vs. space skeletons

>get thrown into prison for whatever reason
>literally defeat the antichrist, but fuck shit up even worse because it blows the prison barrier
>off to the next faggot wanting to fuck shit up in the name of an evil god
>nobody cares about the things you accomplish, still hate you, nobody even gives a shit about your name

A girl with a camera gets molested by ghosts

I can do this much simpler

>beta male gets cucked
>gets killed in his sweet new house

10 years later
>lol jk he's alive and the chosen one

one man takes down an intergalactic union with only a crowbar and a blasian

Backdraft

Hobo the game or whatever the fuck it's called

Codww2

Firewatch

A miner destroys an entire corporation overnight

>farm simulator 1998

nope

Super Mario

>you have cancer
>then youre in future
>you no longer can have cancer

>another settlement needs my help

>Truck driver simulator
>But in space
>And with pirates
>Also grinding

Fallout

fallout 4, obviously

An object brought onto a ship causes chaos.

elite dangerous?

Battlefront 2

Half life 2

Has already been done. See

Faggot the video game?
Edgelord goth master?
Stupid fucking faggot

Heavy rain

Metal Gear Solid 2

BioShock infinite

Condemned

Dead Space

Someone forgot their meds today.

Fatal frame

AKA Project Zero in EU.

Ehh close enough

Japanese people with swords simulator

>best friend gets an arm injury, goes missing

If you say so.

blade symphony
or nioh