ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume III

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Large capital lettuce?

>farmer runs away with old man, saves cokehead and everything else

>Guy tries to find his abducted disabled son with the help of an amnesiac.

Star Wars

>wedding
>go overseas
>play stupid games
>"3 bullets!"
>win best prizes
>come home but lost friend
>Search for friend
>play stupid games, win stupid prizes
>america the beautiful
Modified a bit from last thread

The deer hunter

repostan

>autistic street kid
>lacks empathy
>no remorse for killing
>god nose

FUCK YOU AND FUCK TINA FROM BOBS BURGERS.
DUMB AUTISTIC BASTARD ISN'T FUNNY.
FUCKING NIGGER.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Memento?

Nope

>Captain America wants to fuck some stupid chick but her mom won't let her, then she has daddy issues.

Yup!
Reposting
>be the coolest guy around
>gorilla attacks
>don't speak english
>captured by an organization
>super power belt
>directed by pervo

That’s not even close to the plot of memento

Unsolved mysteries from last thread.

One
>Shaggy trips balls on acid
>Nerdy kid with glasses is one tough Jew
>Also, Nazis. Just not the ones you're thinking of.

Two
>Man with posh English accent wears his hair in a pony tail
>Someone gets stabbed with an unusual object
>Annoying ginger girl has bad credit
>But here's some salt water

Three
>Nerdy girl is nerdy
>Pedobear kidnaps her little loli sister
>Nerdy girl falls in love with a different rapist
>A comedy

Jackie Chan's Operation Condor
U.S Marshall

btw, since no one had it

Finding Nemo

Bravo

1. SLC Punk

>Skiiers find gold
>They die
>No more cock
No one got it last thread

>U.S Marshall
I certainly don't think of that as an obscure movie but people in these threads have a REALLY low success rate with 90s films unless it's something as iconic as Forest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption. Ditto with indie films, or foreign films for that matter. But I say keep posting movies like that anyway. They're what make these threads fun for guys like me.

Winrar

>Ben Affleck's husband feels up stockbroker's on the train

>schizo teen
>halloween
>28:06:42:12
>Seth Rogen

young, naive woman becomes cop.
befriends a con artist.
they stop mass-kidnappings.

Here's the new rule: Any time someone guesses, you tell them whether they got it right or wrong. Otherwise these threads are like an endless series of riddles with no fucking answer.

Donnie Darko

Bourne Identity?

Yep

Donnie Darko?

No, but warm.

no country for old men

And make sure that description is at least accurate. It can be funny and twisted, but if it's not at it's core an accurate description, then no one is going to get it

Rounders

beat you to it

>fat
>american
>ninja
>hollywood

Hercules (The one directed by Brett Ratner)

Beverly Hills Ninja

No, but that film ends with Affleck's husband moving to the right city for my film.

>a robot tricks kids into saving the future from a machine that puts thoughts of destruction into everyone's head

the fat american got it right!

nope, off with the style of movie, but words were said about this director too

Ocean's 11? or 13 idk

Yep.


(Description comes from 1:44, in case you're confused)
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>be in vehicle
>be a real human bean

Sully

...

Terminator 3

nope. more grounded vehicle

Hangover

Only God Forgives

Oh, Drive.

Winner

>Be me, nigger who is also openly gay
>Movie is about me being a hero
>Because that's all it takes to be a hero
>Being black and gay

Moonlight?

>A kike shows a nigger his balls

>Natasha works at a strip club that pretends not to be a strip club
>Roseanne's TV husband is an annoying faggot
>Okay, so that last line is true irrespective of this film, but he's especially bad here

Yep

Sweet Jesus, you ain't kiddin'. Big, red letters DO grab my attention! I'm not sticking around in the thread though, but have fun with it!

Alright, we're going back to easy mode for a minute.

>The Green Goblin inquires as to the whereabouts of the Joker
>He's asking Batman, who can always get you a lime

But that song was written about Sully, fyi.

>Mudslimes shoot and kill innocent scientist
>incest.jpg
>Nigger sweeping floors decides one day he WILL be mayor

>A Jew lies his ass off for two hours straight
>Everywhere he goes, he deliberately misinforms the people in his community
>Did I mention he's the hero of the movie? And we're supposed to find this an endearing trait?

Not Another Teen Movie

incorrect

>godly nose

Need more hints.

Is it animated?

The Usual Suspects.

Back to the Pooper?

No. Well, unless that character was Jewish, in which case, maybe it does fit. But no, my movie is literally about a lying Jew. He's Jewish and he lies. It's even in the title of the movie.

Winrar.

Ahhhhh! My attention has been got!

Well, stick around. And post more pics like that if you have them. I need them for er, research purposes.

My big fat Greek wedding

...

Man has bad day
Defense
.65 for a Coke?
Niggers will spit in your food, I know all about that! What's this shit? Faggot shit!?
I'm the bad guy?

Falling Down

...

I think it was $0.85, btw. That was why he got pissed. I needed a quarter for the payphone.

Gave too much away

Ahh yeah, it's been awhile

...

Man has bad day was almost enough. But then again, I'm good at this game.

...

Did you notice my Freudian slip there? I said "I needed a quarter," not "He needed a quarter."

Apparently I identify with DFens a bit more than I realized.

Who cut the damn holes in these masks?

Better watch it there. Seriously good movie though

>Gang war takes place in secret. Everyone wearing gang colors.
>Bad guys in red, good guys in yellow
>Good guys have a gang sign they throw up constantly
>Inspired a popular video game known as Mortal Kombat

Django Unchained

Fucking hell mate

The warriors?

Guy dresses up in mask and sword to fight the power.
Really does it for the poontang, is funny, because the actor was attractive and known for womanizing.
Antagonist of the main character only fucks his formerly hot wife once a year, but twelve times in one night.

Boondock Saints

Zorro

Gotta do better than that.

Big trouble in little China?

Naw Django

>surreal af
>fake messiah
>reach top and go back to illuminated simple life

Yep.

Bloodsport also works as an answer for the last clue, btw. Not so much for the ones preceding it.

The Last Temptation of Christ

(He IS the fake messiah in that movie, for any smartass who wants to argue Jesus can't be fake)

Wanted 50 cars not 49 1/2

I need some more hints.

Also, is this a Warren Beatty movie? I was about to pour over his filmography but maybe I'm better off not doing it. I was also thinking this might be foreign, like Black Mask, but we generally don't know which foreign stars are womanizers behind the scenes.

>an angry Jew leads a group of misfits through a game preserve