How do I make my suicide look like a murder?

How do I make my suicide look like a murder?
I don't have any person in mind or any specific way i've been "murdered".

Thanks in advance.
Won't stream it, won't post anything identifying.

Thanks!
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Stop it

Find a brown/black person with a gun and attack him. Simple as pie.
Or you could be a man and try to shoot up some bank. Not for the money - for the satisfaction of killing bankers.

Alcohol and swimming
Years after people will still be asking questions

Just do suicide by cop you fucking moron.

I don't want it to be any question that it was a murder.
Should be no way to think about it as a suicide.

Bamp for intrazt

Don't do it bro

faggot shút up

If he seriously wants to do it he's gonna do it, shut the fuck up.

I don't want to live anymore, but if i suicide my kids wont get anything.
If i get murdered, they get practically double the amount they would if I died from natural causes

how much ?

If you're asking how much i will leave my kids;
If I die of natural causes, they split aprox. 3mil usd, i have 5 children. (minus a buncha taxes but yeah)

Almost 7mil if I get murdured. (minus taxes)

how much.

Has millions of dollars, a family, and kids, and still wants to die.
TOP KEK.
Yeah, you should probably just kill yourself you stupid fuck.
I would murder you if I could just because you sound like a fucking idiot.

at least 2

I'm a gay man in a straight relationship, I have to take viagra to have sex with my wife.
If i come out i would lose my job, i would lose my family, i would be disowned by everyone.

Money doesn't buy you happiness, it can buy you joy for a while, but after about 12 years it gets boring.

you want to share some $ with me then ?

No, made my money to leave to my children.

Whats your credit card no. Ill take your money

you are so edgy my man. so cool, dark, and mysterious.

Get someone to murder you?

then I cant help you then.

Hahahahahahahaha
You married a girl and had kids knowing you were gay? That's the dumbest shit I've read on Sup Forums in months. Seriously, and I lurk every fucking day.
You should just take all that money and live like the faggot you are in a different state/country.
Stop living a lie or you will keep feeling like a suicidal bitch

I'm from SC.

You should just start a new life or keep living a lie until you're dead.
Your choice.
I guess you could fuck dudes from craigslist or something, but that won't make you happy for long.

I'm an old man, i'm 50+
I'm not gonna start a new life, i'm just done with living.

Why don’t you pay someone to kill you?? Plenty of people out there and with you assisting it can be done in a way that makes it difficult to trace back to the actual killer... he gets paid and lowers his risks.

how would one go about setting this up

>burn your wallet and phone
>walk down a dark alley
>stick a knife in your own chest
>everyone thinks you were murdered and had your wallet and phone stolen
It's not fucking difficult OP

Go to any nigger neighborhood and say grilled chicken is better tham fried

It sounds like you are set on dying no matter what, which is dumb. Hope you don't end up in purgatory or hell and go for it.
But, you should really just think more about how you can live a happier life.
Good luck...

Enjoy a final night out at a bar and leave your credit card at the bar after forgetting to pay the tab. Stagger home drunk, leave the door unlocked and crash on the couch when you get in. Pre-paid "robber" comes in and takes a few small items like your wallet (without credit card so they won't be traced for using it), watch, maybe a small appliance or two. They will see you on the couch and bash your head while you're passed out so that you're knocked out while asleep, and continue beating you to death. Tragic scene that is undoubtably a murder by robbery gone wrong and you don't feel a thing. Maybe have the robber trip an alarm system so your wife/kids won't have to find you and call 911, or wait for a night the kids aren't home.

Why should I help you if you won't stream or anything for me? fuck you op you selfish bastard. I HOPE YOU LIVE!

Whoa lets not get brash here

it really depends how dumb your mom is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing#Conviction_for_indecency

>He accepted the option of treatment via injections of what was then called stilboestrol (now known as diethylstilbestrol or DES), a synthetic oestrogen; this treatment was continued for the course of one year. The treatment rendered Turing impotent and caused gynaecomastia,[122] fulfilling in the literal sense Turing's prediction that "no doubt I shall emerge from it all a different man, but quite who I've not found out".[123][124]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing#Death

>Philosophy professor Jack Copeland has questioned various aspects of the coroner's historical verdict. He suggests an alternative explanation for the cause of Turing's death, this being the accidental inhalation of cyanide fumes from an apparatus for electroplating gold onto spoons, which uses potassium cyanide to dissolve the gold. Turing had such an apparatus set up in his tiny spare room. Copeland notes that the autopsy findings were more consistent with inhalation than with ingestion of the poison. Turing also habitually ate an apple before bed, and it was not unusual for it to be discarded half-eaten.[132] In addition, Turing had reportedly borne his legal setbacks and hormone treatment (which had been discontinued a year previously) "with good humour" and had shown no sign of despondency prior to his death, even setting down a list of tasks he intended to complete upon return to his office after the holiday weekend.[132] Turing's mother believed that the ingestion was accidental, resulting from her son's careless storage of laboratory chemicals.[133] Biographer Andrew Hodges suggests Turing arranged the delivery of the equipment to deliberately allow his mother plausible deniability regarding any suicide claims.[134]

>long reply with research and links
>not murder
So close

>set up a complicated but likely way in which you would poison yourself accidentally and use that poison even if it's a kind of horrible way to die

basically foolproof if your mom doesn't want to believe and let's be honest, your mom is the one you see being harmed by your suicide

just advice though I mean I have my reasons for living and stuff

>mom
Dude, this niggas in his 50s. He wants murder, not a self poisoning. That's a good way to make it seem like it's not a suicide, but murder and accidental death are a bit different.

>expecting people to read the threads the respond to KEK

I honestly think that's terribly hard to fake. The only reason to do it would be to get double life insurance money, something I didn't even know was a thing until my father was murdered in a home invasion. I had a gun held to my head, interesting sensation, still have PTSD, I occasionally get scared of visual shadows created by my own hair.

You would really have to pay a lot for someone to risk really murdering you which is what it would take. You don't have to fool the insurance company, just the police so it really actually depends heavily on the staffing and resources of the police in the county you live in. It will be harder the more urban it is unless you produce an "urban story", for instance my father's murder by a black 17 year old with 4 other niggers helping him rob a house was a commonplace if suppressed story in urban CA.

In fact, I will quote myself and say more. Basically your "murder" will create social energy and you need to make sure that energy, like my father's death to the suppressed truth of anti-white racial terrorism, is directed into a blind alley of other such causes and goes nowhere. Make sure the "victims" of your death join a supportive but hopelessly mired group like the victims of anti-white terrorism who's tale will never be heard until 2050 when the next anti-communism war is over.