MKE: Ryan Braun scratched with back tightness
TOR: Melvin Upton to join SF on minor league deal
NYY: Greg Bird dealing with bruised right ankle
HOU: Collin McHugh (elbow) shut down six weeks
BOS: Mookie Bets remains out of Red Sox lineup
TEX: Mazara hits grand slam, drives in six vs. A's
MIN: Buxton strikes out four more times Friday
CIN: Garrett tosses six scoreless frames in debut
BAL: Machado goes deep in O's comeback victory
NYY: Gary Sanchez slugs first homer of season
CHC: Javier Baez leaves game after hard collision
NYM: Wheeler scuffles in first start since 2014
/mlb/ general - ROCKIES edition
T R O S
R
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Don't die tonight please
Baseball feels good.
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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
Going for 29 in 2017!!!
please watch our team
>Greg Bird has been hurt since March 30th
>Sanchez might be out for the season
We're absolutely fucked.
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cats
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jays/rays
rip Gary
Which team in MLB deserves the most hate?
>rags
>Greinke vs. Bauer
literally /ourguys/
>rags
Press F to pay respects
F for faggot. Lmao. He's no Wilson Contreras.
>tfw your team's window has basically closed
>rags
>rags
Can't have a window close if it's never open in the first place.
t. Braves.
what a shocker
There is like 15 teams that haven't won since then neither none had to wait 108 years
Seconded
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i thought you were supposed to leave the sticker on
Look at the color of his (?) hand.
phils/nats
mest-marlins
You are, only dorks take the sticker off lol
that shit's over
>most runs all NL west teams
"arcade" league BTFO
hi where is the royals thread
A's
>the jays are actually gonna get perfecto'd
make it ya lazy bum
i cant
its the 4th inning, you nonce
ROYALS STROS
Have you searched the catalog for the word "shit?"
GOOD MORNING ALL!
its archer who owns them already and they are swinging on literally everything, making it even easier on him, they are unironically gonna get no hit minimum
thank you BASED bearded boy
It's sunset
It's midnight
It's 5:30 in the morning.
Cubs getting BREWED
People thought Kyle Hendricks was good
lol
Let's go White Sox!
Soto with the insanely hot start wow
>>undefeated
>They are literally about to lose to the Stankees.
I came here to laugh at you
This Yankee's bullpen sure is somethin
They just lost 4-5 to them.
>jeremy guthrie
ONE
UNDEFEATED
TEAM
REMAINS
What are you fucking talking about? The Yankees just beat the Orioles 5-4 after a blown 8th inning.
I genuinely thought he'd retired not long after the hilariously dumb trade to Colorado
>2017
>losing games
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>Winning games
It's like you don't even know how to be miserable.
>0.2 IP, 6 H, 4 BB, 10 ER
What did he mean by this?
>ending your career with a 135.00 ERA in your final season
CAN'T WAKE UP
>not ending your career with an ERA of 240.000
It's like you don't want to set a record.
Liriano knows this feel
>12 runs in 1 inning
JUST
>12-0
>bot 1
>WALGREENS
>This is the most runs given up in a single inning by the #Nationals in franchise history.
mercy rule?
>Nasties
I had to sit through 30-3, they've got a long way to go yet
Jeremy Guthrie has a 15.00 WHIP
>-6 game score
Still hard to believe the O's actually led at one point in that game.
I hope it ends 45-0 just to fuck over the Nats forever. Go Braves and Phils (can't believe I said that)!
Also someone got a save.
There's something perfectly elegant about this. See also: Texas Rangers.
Why.jpg
>Ryan Raburn
Now he cant hit against us, what a genius move!
the red sox have still scored all their runs in 1 inning in every game this season
ALWAYS
While somebody having an ERA of infinite is funny. I think somebody with one that is 135.00 is funnier. Just how the number has to be mashed into the box score to fit.
>Murpee
ARCHER BTFO
>looking at box score
how is that btfo
this is a man's life
no no no
what
>Walgreens
Please score more than 31 runs Phillies
SF Giants vs SD Padres #2
8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT
JUST
>Gary Sanchez goes on the DL with right biceps strain, per Yankees.
Holy shit. He is BTFO forever.
GUTH
>Today is Jeremy Guthrie's birthday
MARINERS!
Fitting. Happy birthday asshole.
>sanchez on DL
>can't hold a lead
>bird on DL
>finally had an offense that could win
>pitching is complete shit
Girardi will be done after this year, if not fired, retired.
HAHA NO FUCKING WAY
Arenado just took Kershaw deep in the 1st
>Jeremy Guthrie's been around 13 years, and the Phillies did so much damage in that 1st inning that his career ERA rose from 4.37 to 4.42
HOLY SHIT