Why are buttholes so much better feeling than vaginas?

Why are buttholes so much better feeling than vaginas?
I'm not even a faggot, but I don't even want to fuck my gf in her pussy anymore, it's either anal or oral only.

it's tighter

having tried both i still prefer the good old one, anal doesn't feel as good provided your gf's pussy hasn't been wrecked yet, must be a fetish for some...

Mindset really. I used to think the same way but eventually I got annoyed with just fucking my girlfriends ass. Life is about many experiences, so fuck all the holes.

Fucking a vagina for an extended amount of time is way better feeling, and tighter than an asshole.
The ass is literally only tight at the opening, and it' gets looser after a few minutes especially with all the lube you have to use

I think what we are seeing is that in society taboo is slowly being eradicated. Look upon the history of Grecian men in ancient Athens and you will learn why your sexual tendencies and preference are natural. It is only because of religion and blind rule cult following that such hedonism hasn't been obliged.

Not all taboos
Incest and pedophilia will never be

Some incest, mainly cousins and second cousins in some cultures is considered ok. It does lead to a 10x increase in birth defects but we are taking about .01% chance to .1% so it's still a small chance.
Not saying I'm for it, just that it's out there

what does your gf think about this?

Yeah but even incest is more acceptable than pedophilia. Hell I can't call pedophilia just taboo either, its just flat out a universally fucked up thing that will never be seen as acceptable.

Who cares about cousins, that's hardly even incest in my mind.
I want to be able to fuck my sister, and maybe a legal daughter if she's qt

vagina also gets loose, and lubricates a lot more...

So much of this

GF loves everything anal, from these cute butt diamonds to fucking her until she gapes.

pic obv related; its her

What if its incest and pedophilia at the same time? Like your're fucking your little sister in the bum.

you'll go to prison

You are now aware that many cultures on the planet dont give a fuck about fucking kids as long as nobody's raping kids.

Is it something everybody should do? Fuck no.

Is it something people have done since the dawn of time and will continue to do for literally ever? Probably.

If two people wanna fuck that's on them. Are you the cops?

>literally only tight at the opening
The statement most commonly made by people that haven't had anal sex. I've had anal with over fifteen women and there was more consistent contact and pressure in their asses than their pussies.

>trading living in a civilized 1st world to be a pedo
Kek no thanks, I'll stick to living where I'm at instead of having to worry about starving and getting jihaded

they are not, butthole is just tighter in the opening, after that, vagina wins...i dont really get this anal thing nowadays, it isnt that great....

If you say so, you must have a small dick then.

Anal is only good for men cause we got that sweet prostate.

>oral is better than vagina
Only turbo virgins think this. Oral NEVER feels anywhere near as good as a vagina.

What about eh... preparation? You know, hygiene and such. I suppose you don't do it bareback right after she took a dump.

>butthole is just tighter in the opening
The entire colon is a muscle. And, from experience, this is just plain wrong.

Nigga the colon is not a muscle its a mucous membrane

Your fucking retarded a blowjob feels way better because of more control. Your bitch probably just doesn’t know how to suck a dick.

It would help if your girls vag wasn't like opening a window and fucking the night.

Slightly larger then average, but that's not the issue. Haven't you ever seen an illustration of a vagina? It broadens near the cervix, virgin.

I don't agree with anal being better than a pussy, but oral on the other hand is leagues better at least in terms of feeling.

WebMD:

"Muscles line the colon's walls, squeezing its contents along."

lrn2search, Negro...

What does cervix depth have to do with anything retard?
Girth not length has a bigger impact when it comes to tightness dipshit

A colon isn't that tight, the sphincter is.what's tight

I've had it with many, many women. I don't know exactly how many.

To me, their asshole feels AMAZING but it always gets really loose if you're doing it for over 20min regardless of amount of lube used (went in "dry" many times but I always have tons of precum so it kinda works well).

Vaginas don't feel as awesome to begin with but they don't go anywhere near as loose.

Oral is 100% about the proper mood being set for both and her skills. Sometimes it's amazing, sometimes you just can't nut because she's terrible at it.

Your mileage may vary.

girls have to prepare for anal - its a good 2 day process (cut diet, etc). If properly done its clean and no issues. Girls in porn usually prep like that a few days before an anal scene, that's why its usually at a premium

>muscles LINE the colon walls
Meaning the colon is not a muscle, it's just near muscles. Would you call skin a muscle, numbnuts?

Only autist give a fuck about preparation.
It's not like you're rectum is full of shit 24/7 anyway, she'll know if she's empty or not

Nigga you are gay. You prefer asses and mouths over pussy. You are a prancing fairy man

You guys know girls poop from there right?
Why would you want your dick in such a smelly disgusting hole?

>mfw this nigga never pulled his dick out of a chicks ass and it was a muddy helmet...

Safety reasons, for me at least. Even if a rubber busts there still is no risk of having a little shit to ruin my life in 9 months onwards.
>inb4 ruining woman's health with pill

Never said anything about what I prefer.. are you projecting, bro?

If anything one could read that vagina is the most consistently good fuck from what I wrote, which invalidates your point.

Oh well. Enjoy yourself.

I have a few times,but I just take a piss, & hit up the sink afterward and clean it off. Problem solved. Same thing I do after regular sex too
As long as there's not actual chunks or big logs of shit in there who the fuck cares? If you're sticking your dick in a girls ass, expect to not have it come out 100% clean.

Actually, that's the best time. It loosens the muscles up and makes everything easier, so she doesn't whine as much. I usually wait outside the bathroom and ask if she's making room for me when she takes a shit, while I masturbate.

>its a good 2 day process
More like an hour with an enema bulb. Source: my ass. Literally.

You are stupid as fuck. A woman can't get pregnant any day. She ovulates for 24-48 hours once every 28-31 days. A man's sperm lives 3 days on averages and 7 at max (assuming you don't smoke, drink, sit for work, or ride any sort of cycle)

Meaning you can bust in the pussy day and night for over 23-26 days.
T. Man who did this the past 10 years

brutal

Can't forget eating red meat or eating cheese. These both drop sperm count

I don't take chances.

>I'd rather cum in a bag
Nigga, don't trust the latex jew

Don't hurt the kiddies feeling bro, he probably hasn't learned about sex ed yet at school
All he has is porn

Tip top

The reason they made them taboo were due to the standard of Hygiene
creation of diseases etc and death from related activities and they choose
to label it as gods punishment to put the fear into the stupid people that
could not really work out the mechanics of an action and injure them
selves or another through blind stupidity.

Religion is a tool for the masses of imbeciles in the world, Sure some of them can nail wood together
sure some of them are pathologists psychologists doctors etc,, But in many other ways people are just
plain out fucking dumb.

sauce?

GO VEGAN

Kek

Let's not go crazy here. I prefer to think of eating a steak as using male birth control

Obviously I'm not going to tell her that.
Sure I don't "want" to, but I have to so she can feel good too.
If I hold out from cumming before she does though, she doesn't care if I switch and finish in her butt

girls don't poop, they're too beautiful.
that must be chocolate or something