Masters Saturday thread #2

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first for Sup Forumseith

tomorrow is going to be lit

I voted for SPIETH.

r/c:President Bearss

show some respect, Sup Forums

He's slipping

Remember when he was supposed to be muh next Tiger?

Is anyone genuinely, unironically, rooting for Submergio Garbagecia?

hell no

Black?

Spain, prolly

>I wonder will any Spain people stay up tomorrow

tomorrows the first day of the masters im not working

first
for
fowler

>muslim golfers
>good
When will people learn

>SHIT

but my cables fucked ;_;

what's your number, I'll call you directly

Would honestly be great with Rickie, Sergio, or Sup Forumsieth.

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My mother is. I won't be able take evident glee in his meltdown tomorrow.

Good masters desu. Has my nod of approval.

golf makes me jelly that I wasnt born into a country club life

what about that German Loan??

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>HOFFMAN

kek

>hoffman

Should of kept the hair

Charlie Hoffman choking hard

>Hoffwoman

is it a good one (thus far)
tomorrow can't get here fast enough

>TFW funding the Weimar republic.

And finally it happens. Took long enough.

>SPLASH

>huffman

welp

Bought tanks with it

> yfw we funded Hitler the whole time

kek, how about reopening those banks tomorrow?

Sure didn't stop wealthy crackers from opening a golf course, no sir.

>implying
You should've bullshitted your way along.

I grew up living in a golf community in Georgia with carts and paths all through the city and working at a course, the comfiest and funnest jobs ever.

Super hot but a meme golfer.

She knows how to choke on more than penis.

they were supposed to win ;_;
>stupid FDR

what hole will sergio double bogey tomorrow?

I dont doubt it. I use to work at a country club sometimes It drove me nuts.

your dubs say the Eighth

that'll fun to watch

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i played golf in high school, worked at the course for the summers. It was awesome

At least we can be sure Nicklaus isn't God.

E X Q U I S I T E

>when you used to caddie but none of your new friends know you'll crush them on any course

Still waiting go golfing with them.. their gonna be so pissed

anyone but fuckin Shitgio Garbageshitia

What is everyones predictions for tomorrow?

I think Fowler is going to win this if he keeps putting like this. Sergio will obviously choke.

Speef will take it by being adequate on the fairways and deadly on the greens.

I think >speef/fowler duel with >speef hitting meme shot for the win

Finally Hoffman has fucked off.

>All eurocucks will choke
>Fowler and speef in 3 hole playoff
>speef loses his spaghetti, Fowler wins

Taco Bell Grilled STUFT burritos at next years Champions Dinner.

Winning score -3

im hoping for fowler to break through and finally win a major.

others i'd be okay with: spleef, rose

>bricky

Who?

sergio still doesn't have a major?

lmao

Speith to look nailed on after the front 9, choke horribly on the back 9 and either Rose or Fowler take it

he never will

>golf will never be this fun again

Beam me back to 1999 please.

>Commentators bringing the bants against Fagio cumgarglecia
>hey remember when we all thought he was good?
Go get em Nick

He has them right where he wants them.

Fun golf died with Payne Stewart.

>muh girt

>Tiger and Sergio was young and wide-eyed
>Payne Stewart was still alive

Wasn't ready for these feels.

Who are the closet gay golfers?

where's /ourboi/ DJ?

>mfw hoffmans actually ourguy

Rory takes it

Cocaine accident

Phil 'my mouth with' Dickleson

Banging Paulina

Rory. Poulter. Jimenez.

Slipped on a dimebag

drugs mang

sniffing cocaine out of Paulina Gretzky's asshole

poulter yes

dont ever talk about the mechanic like that again

When you put it that way, already a champion. Jacket be damned.

That's not cocaine, m80

Nearly every golfer has bangin' wives or gfs. If there were faggots on the tour, you'd know them.

This is gonna be a great Sunday. I can feel it.

> HOFFMAN

Masters Sunday always is.

>tfw Rory makes a mad run on the front 9 to put pressure on the leaders

Can definitely see this happening.

>that sick 80ft trickle
Which golf god's toes did Hoffman step on?

This shit doesn't get started till the back nine Sunday.

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the pga doesn't allow gay golfers

that shit woulda been front-page news by now

is fowler white? looks like a redskin to me.

at the StairMasters

friendly reminder Garcia is a Jack Bastard

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Sergio's gonna win this shit.

everyone except barack obama is white

t. never watched a major on sunday

>wipes sweat off his head with his hand
>immidiately shakes his partner's hand

intentional or is sergio just that much of a fucking scumbag

> Sergio
> win

why does everyone in the crowd like Shitgio Garfucka so much

this isn't a ryder cup crowd. they respect everyone.

lol speef and sergio guaranteed meltdowns tomorrow

Praise the Lord

Will be disappointed if Sergio drops out of contention tomorrow, would love to see him win a green jacket.