Nola vs. Guthrie
Phils
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Howie Kendrick (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Cameron Rupp (R) C
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Aaron Nola (R) P
Walgreens
1. Trea Turner (R) SS
2. Adam Eaton (L) CF
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
5. Ryan Zimmerman (R) 1B
6. Jayson Werthless (R) LF
7. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
8. Matt Wieters (S) C
9. Jeremy Guthrie (R) P
>turn on the stream and already 2 men on
JUST
nats spaghetti, but we should have got em out
what a fucking blown opportunity
don't worry you guys will get 100 more tonight
Goddamn I hate Tom McCarthy so much.
at least Kruk has been good so far
apparently so will you guys
>the state of both these teams' defenses
True. And I like when Schmidt sits in.
>Nads
Fugg I missed Tommy Joseph get a run?
Thank god the kid is no longer shook
This is like your 5h guy tho right? and nola is our 2nd
>nola is our 2nd
that is pretty damn bad
I mean Hellickson is better right now but Nola has a lot of potential. He might need TJ tho so that explains a lot of his sttruggles
>walking the pitcher
lol
well at least he's got a nice lead thanks to Guthrie here
must be nerves because he is just dying
really glad Rendon went up there smiling and trying to make him feel better though
WEEEW LAD
>favored to win the NL East
>Jeremy Guthrie is still in the majors
Jesus I remember thinking how much he sucked like 5 years ago
Also 9 run inning lol
that has to be one of the worst inning in history
This reminds me of when we went up 10-0 vs. the mets in the first 3 innings last year.
Remember how that went?...
Mets aren't doing well today either. Maybe it's the Marlins year?
Fuckig kek
Trashionals
I just have to keep reminding myself that the bases were loaded for the Nats just the inning before and I don't lose hope
dubs so Marlins
>56 pitch inning
Oh my lord
Matt Stairs is damn good at his job.
Holy fuck the only explanation is that the Phills stole the other team's talent Space Jam style
We literally got 4 hit by one of the Reds worst pitchers, 3 of which were infield.
What the literal fuck am I watching
what the fuck is wrong with the natis
Good, good. Bryce Harper is gonna leave the Nats.
I can't
I just can't
12 runs
1st inning
I haven't smiled this hard in ages
kek I'm dying
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
JUST
Can you give the Braves a couple of these free runs.
53 minutes
JUST
>that entire half inning
thank you based phils
Kruk is fucking hilarious
cubs broadcast is doing updates on this shitshow
>Walgreens
Take it from a Royals fan: Guthrie looks like this ALL the time.
we finally made it boys
I think Guthrie deserves a 8 year extension for that job. Get onto it Nats.
he must have been really cheap, that's probably the only reason the Nats jew owner would take him
>Jason Werthless
FUCK YOU, b-but thanks for the memories
lol dusty
>having to play 8 1/2 more innings after this
He won't be in there once Joe Ross comes back.
>0-12 in the top of the second
Jesus Christ
Well congratulations on the Mets for winning the division and the Phillies for forever shutting up the Nasts.
TROUT ARE YOU WATCHING
I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING THIS
>WALGREENS
Hahahahahahaha what a pathetic team
GJ gnats
If the box score doesn't end with 39 Phils runs and 50 hits it's not a real game.
It begins again?
AND IT NEVER ENDS
now the fielding's going down the toilet
wonderful
LOL!!!
NICE THROW RETARD!!!
AHAHAHAAHAH
OH MY GOD
>12-0 in the 2nd
NIGGA WHAT
It's to be expected when the had the corpse of Woody Guthrie pitching a game.
OHOHOHOHO
That darkie in the stands has a better fielding percentage than the Nats infield.
IT NEVER ENDS
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES!
AHAHAHAH
That guy could probably pitch better than anyone in the Nats bullpen too.
>100 pitches through 2 innings
>13 runs
Jesus it's turning into a football score.
>Greg Maddux regularly pitched complete games with under 100 pitches
>Nationals were more than halfway there after just 1
bravo walgreens
I'll just leave this here
>nast
this is the year the phillies turn it around
DELETE THIS
JOE BLANTON
dubs decides the next guy I send out there
Nola's throwing harder this year. I hope his wonky delivery doesn't kill him for that
mark prior
Nola senpai please keep it up
Chad Cordero
welp time to warm up dusty
Holy shit, my sides literally ache right now.
I just want to take that first inning and preserve it for all of history.
Mike Maddux
Edited it
Saved hard
accurate representation of phillies fans (phans)
I know this is game is a total meme but I guess it's comforting to know that the phils aren't a total disaster anymore.
I guess that's the benefit of not having to deal with Howard's contract or Amaro as the GM anymore.
One game doesn't mean shit. They put up 20 on the doyers a few years ago
Phew. Just made it home in time for nationals baseball. Shouldn't be past the 2nd yet thankfully. How we looking, boys?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I can't wait to see the reaction to Howard when the >Barves come to CBP. I don't think they'll boo him.
Phillies probably won't be as good as they were like they were in 08-09 but they'll be alright.
Phils started the rebuild 2 years too late, but at least there's an upward trajectory. And after, what, 10-15 years of not having a foothold in Latin America, it's comforting knowing we can find guys down there again.
>Jenny & Jeremy Guthrie
eewww
THE ABANDONED SHANTYTOWN OF PHILADELPHIA