Stayed home today

>stayed home today
>cleaning people come Into house
>have been here for about an hour
>they are currently outside of my room talking
>really hungry
>really thirsty
>thinking about sneaking out the window
What do?

This is now a Socially Awkward Penguin thread

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Why are you hiding from the cleaning people?

Fuck....my life

I don't want to interact with them, I've worked with them before elsewhere

Autismn level too strong would be my guess

lmao this is next level antisocial
Maybe you should reconsider paying someone to clean

>memegenerator

Thanks

Plus it's kinda fun having to stealth around them the like solid snake

Are you by any chance a penguin?

"Alright going to head out"

ONES LEAVING BOYS BUT THERE'S TWO!!!

So?
Now they work for you.
Just go to your kitchen and get whatever food and drink you want.

They work for my parents I'm a NEET, who still lives in their house

How old are you

22

Oh, so you're feeling ashamed for being a neet and you don't want to show yourself?
Well don't they already know you are a neet?
Why does their opinion matter to you, are you planning on spending time with them in the future?

No I just don't want to talk to them, they dont know I'm a neet, usually I'm at work
They've been here for a while and don't know I'm here so If I reveal my self it would be very awkward

What's your job and how much do you make?

run around your house jacking off and cum right in front of them then stare at them till they clean it up then run away

Just walk out and act surprised to see them, tell them you were listening to stuff with headphones on and didn't hear them.
Go get your food and drink and retire to your room.

Construction 12$ an hour usually work around 40 hours a week

Then move the fuck out

Yeah just one small thing: that involves interaction with them

Trips you rape the cleaners

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I don't think I Can, i have no social life and obviously am shit around people
The only reason my parents keep me here is because they feel bad for me

Please do this

That interaction isn't dangerous though, you feeling anxious about it is nonsensical.
Take this from a former anxiety ridden person with agoraphobia, avoiding the things you fear only hampers your quality of life, it doesn't benefit you in the long run.

Already came twice today, the reservoir is dry

It's What ever I'm sneaking out the window

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The problem here is that you feel so guilt ridden and ashamed about how much of a degenerate that you actually are that you are afraid to show yourself in public.

You delve into so much degenerate shit that you don't even know how to talk to a regular person, you would'nt even know what to say.

The most physical movement you preform is moving from the bathroom, kitchen, then back to your room.

When you do venture outside to check the mail or take out some trash the sun hurts your eyes.

Oh whatever

What do?
Tits or gtfo of Sup Forums, of the house and never return!

They came into your house, it's time you came into them

You can do it, I believe in you user

Yeah it does

Alright then.
If you ever want to be a responsible adult and deal with your shit, look up cognitive behavioral therapy and mindfulness meditation.

Become an hero

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