/mls/ general - ETERNAL DYNAMO edition +/ayy/

>Saturday April 8
New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo, 2pm EST
Chicago Fire vs Columbus Crew, 2pm
DC United vs NYCFC, 4pm
>tickcounter.com/countup/11701/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-a-goal

Philadelphia Union vs Portland Timbers, 7pm
Toronto FC vs Atlanta United, 7:30
FC Dallas vs Minnesota United, 8pm
Real Salt Lake vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 9:30
San Jose Earthquakes vs Seattle Sounders, 10:30

>Sunday April 9
Orlando City SC vs NY Red Bulls, 4pm
Sporting KC vs Colorado Rapids, 7pm

>NASL
nasl.com/schedule
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
a-league.com.au/results

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Fuck Sup Forums

FIRST for SAUNDERS

Xst for fuck dynamos

I miss having youtube chat on during USL games. Why tf did they have to disable it??

Houston has fans?

>implying cute japanese girls don't love fat sweaty truck drivers

whats the score?

There have to be some other option, YouTube is shit anyhow.

Periscope? IRC? .... Sup Forums?

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how many we gettin tonight? seven? eight?

>not posting the image
come on

anyway, my fantasy team is hoping for a lot

Literally Twitter.

Loons

>TWIN THREADS

FUCK YOU WHICH ON THE REAL THREAD

First TFC game, atmosphere is amazing

What is the whitest club in MLS?

Asking for a friend

Sup Forums is literally for plebs

old general is done, this one is new one.
i just see a match thread, so open match and this one. then close match when it dies after and bump this one.
that was easy

Doh..
>match thread
But, why?...

Welcome to Sup Forums.

The bump limit is 500.

Enjoy your stay.

...

THIS GUY FUCKS

you're gonna have to ask for genealogy records from the players, since i don't think a single team has all whites.
for fanbase I dunno, my thinking might be fake salt lake or ohio, but not sure really.

YOUR MOTHER

>chekt

Whitest in which regard? Players, city, or fans?

wait shit, pnw is really white, so they are in the whitest fanbase running too.

Players. I know enough about racial demographics in our cities already

>white

White green is the most green?
ask for a friend
>afaf

You'd have to look up rosters

is everyone just look up rosters and counted black people, now?
>kek

real salt lake

nah, watch the kek worshiper drop it since south americans and africans are so cheap that they make up the bulk of the teams.
watching comfy usl games

>you wouldn't want to be between two big men, bumping each other around

Speak for yourself, Tommy.

>mormons

of course
>black people are black because of sin
>not skin

whats the score?

CARVE 'EM UP!!!!!!

oops

Can Atlanta even compete?

>lurking sawker twitter
wow. sad!

>pood

Was Atlanta trying to Benny all this game?

*Bennyball

>the Union of Philadelphia

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UNION DELUSION !

thanks for showing up, Union
thanks for the W

>CARVE ANOTHER

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>dax assist
>lloyd sam goal
>roy fucking miller goal

cmon man...

not long now before the SOB bring out another coffin

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dead sneks

Loons only down one at half woo

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REFBALL
FUCK TORONTO

DAMN NASTY BARRIOS

>MLELS

>he punches people in the back of the head
Fuck off nigger

KELLYN ACOSTA MVP INCOMING

atlanta win 3-2 goal in 89th minute
Book it

Fuck

can you imagine mauro diaz with new and improved leveled up kellyn acosta? man i can't wait until august

>Doop

>yfw Portland wins by being cucked.

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Minnesota gives up 2 goals a game when Demidov doesn't play

jesse gonzalez is so good now, he will be MLS's GOAT goalkeeper in a few years

Too bad he's a chicano who should never come close to playing for the national team

Interesting meme.

There's no way this guy doesn't jerk off violently to his wife being gangbanged by three Indiana Pacers, minimum.

i thought he was locked in for mexico anyway?

Good result considering it was on the road and we were down a man for the last part of the game

Still need a bit more bite in the midfield
Carmona hasn't been very good so far

there was a ABG user who hated that he chose mexico

He can file a one-time switch

>losing to a nigger tier team

SHAME

Anyone but who?

Why are all leafs Sup Forumsacks?

well i hate that he chose mexico, too. we need a young goalkeeper, personally i don't give a fuck if he is a chicano.
what would be the circumstances of that?

>Atlanta keeps getting points

these jigs are dangerous

>personally i don't give a fuck if he is a chicano
You should
It's an embarrassment that we have people for which the US was their backup country
Either you're an American first or you can fuck off

Canada is still majority white, unlike amerispics

>Ethnic groups.
>Canadian 32.2%, English 19.8%, French 15.5%, Scottish 14.4%, Irish 13.8%, German 9.8%, Italian 4.5%, Chinese 4.5%, North American Indian 4.2%, other 50.9%

12 DAYS, LADS AND LADIES

oh wow more gonzalez highlights
hopefully arena is watching tonight and can work some magic if he is still in limbo
ok but that's just, like, your opinion, man. i think it would be more of an embarrassment to miss a world cup because we have two old goalkeepers and literally whos behind them

One mlels keeper isnt going to improve our depth. Plus Howard and Guzan are fine. We rarely use the third string keeper.

BULLSHIT
TESHO ROBBED
REFBALL

CURTIN OUT

Kys
It's more important to have LOYAL AMERICANS than traitors, foreign-born or American-bor

Hamid is better than both

i don't mean for 2018, i mean for the next one
as a prospect, gonzalez is a couple orders of magnitude better than bingham or hamid
lmao no

hamid didn't even make the roster over RIMANDO for the last two matches

I don't know why he is never given a chance but he is by far the best keeper in MLS

Fuck off with Gonzalez
He could be the best keeper of all time and he would be worthless for the national team because he's not American first

hey i don't think that is up to you

Honestly I liked Atlanta until they tried to headshot >our players like the fucking goons they are.

If you are an Atlanta fan you are certified trash.

Anyone who doesn't recognize that fact should be fired from US Soccer

i don't think that is up to you either

shut the fuck up pusssy

>75113850

And seriously. Altidore. Why didn't I listen? US players are fucking trash. What a lazy POS. No wonder we miss so many chances.

>taking this long to figure this out

san jose stream pls

TFC are shelling out a lot of money for his wages, too, I think. can only imagine how good they'd be if they had a decent player in his place