Blorp

Blorp

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Evening, folks. How ya'll doing?

dumb stupid gay animal people

Well it was established I'm dumb and stupid, would assume I'm part of people too, but I'm bi not gay.

Haven't lurked one of these threads in awhile but I can say that despite there not being any lewd pics...I'm already as hard as can be.

that sounds pretty gay, but that's fine too.

Lol sorry, I think my dick might be gay.

How dare it!
You should go beat it off to guy sex, or better yet. go have guy sex, theach that little or big fucker to what it's like to really be gay.

lol I felt my boxers get a little wet. I think you made him shed a tear.

oh god, another homosex cartoon animal thread

tear of joy or sadness?

Joy :)

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good fucking grief, where is that from

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No idea. found it in some dark cornor of e621.

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booty

Hey Nib nib, what do you do when you're not just posting gfur?

When im here?

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When you're not here. well also when you are here I guess.

practicing his act

I leave my house to go to work or get food.
When im here I do a set of exercises between posts, listen to music/podcasts, or lurk reddit and get angry at the stupid shit normans say about incels.

we posting satyrs now?

What kind of work?
If it makes you angry why would you be seeking it out?

what ever male fur floats your boat.

my dad bought a boat and we haven't even used it once.

Why not? go take a trip with him and seducing him to butt fuck you so you can scream for daddy to fuk u harder.

I work at a factory, forklifting and machine monitoring work. Nothing prestigious or fancy.

I like knowing what people actually think to expose weaknesses and strengths so I can avoid or destroy.
Example
>"What the FUCK does this virgin think hes doing out of his basement"
-avoid

>"Why dont you come and do so and so with us (so you can be the butt of our jokes and the comparison that makes us look better during the trip)"
-destroy "No way fag"

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it got sold 10 years ago also ew

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Buy a new one and use it to get daddy dick.

what if a 5'4 260lbs balding middle aged arab man professed his love to you

you would say no
you are what you hate

I dont have time for smelly desert goblins.

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youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo

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As long as work pays enough to get by.

I see, so it's to avoid getting hurt by others.

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but why not
he loves you and you are a virgin that nobody wants to be around or w/e
it's a perfect match

No one loves me, that is why im a virgin.

why don't you tags fag your threads?

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You changed answers.

You made shit up.

Blorp

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He was probably starring at you in the school cafeteria.
Waiting for you to ask him out, but you said no.

No one ever asked me out.

He was waiting for you to make the move.

Everyone I ever asked out said "No".

Who did you ask out

haha

Jenifer, Amber, several dozen other pretty girls I forget the names of. Its been a long time.

So you into femboys and girls, or short fat balding men?

Femboys and girls. Other males are competition.

that's a cool image

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found some sauce for ya, if you wanted it.
e621.net/post/show/1370254/2017-alaiaorax-anthro-black_nose-canine-clothed-cl

is nice

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So you only tried asking girls out?

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In person, yeah. I have never met anyone my age that was gay. Ive seen a few gay guys age 40+ before.
I try through online means and always get rejected because there is always someone better than me they can get.

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That must suck, actually trying and just getting rejected everytime.
Would guess not a lot of 40+ femboys and the femboys your age are all taken.

nah

40 year old femboys don't exist

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but asian never age

is it the same sad sack motherfucker in every g/fur thread wh ining about not getting laid

I cant enjoy these hot furfag bodies with your incessant crying, let me stroke and crawl back into bed with my gf

yuh huh