I just hit my wife

I just hit my wife
How do I fix this?

Also, AMA

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get rid of the wife before you ruin her for the rest of us

Kill yourself.

You can't fix it, but you two can learn to live with it.

How bad was it? Tell us the story.

don't hit your wife. jackass.

I find a second shiner usually does the job. If she hasn't learned her lesson by then try a few body shots to loosen her up a bit and try again.

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maybe it was her fault

Leave her before she murder you in your sleep

Please don't also hit me, OP.

I was pissed because of something she did, but I didn't want to argue about it at all and wanted to move on to enjoy the evening
She was in a bad mood and kept trying to argue, so I calmy landed my fist on her face to silence her

Seems legit. At least she now has a reason to be a sulky bitch.

Fact is I love her and she's not a bitch

post her nudes, that'll show her

I hope she leaves you. Till then you should maybe search a therapist.

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how often do you think about leaving her for another woman?

Well it depends on what you want, if you feel regretful you will be able to learn from this one time and try to avoid it in the future, or if you feel good about it I guess you should get ready for her going away or her calling the cops on your ass.

I regret hurting her that was not my goal but I won't make amends either, I stand my ground

This is the exact order on how to fix it.

>rape her
>kill her
>rape her
>find a decent way to bury and preserve her body
>continue to rape her over the decades

Honestly OP, that sucks,

1) Apologize and try to make it up to her,

2) In addition you should say how you want to improve, how its a huge mistake and how you never want to let that happen again,

3) end with an emotional "I love you"/"I would never want to lose you"

Try to act on the commitment you're proposing, and hopefully you are forgiven and all goes back to normal.

obvious answer is obvious, KYS FAGGOT. Then sign up for anger management or therapy. You obviously need one or both; because it should never got to that place to begin with. I mean unless she was like into it or something because that could be kinda hot too.

So I should turn into a cuck? Because with a behaviour like that she'll surely go find comfort and dominance with another male

I want to spend my time and money elsewhere

ask her if she likes LARPing and smack her with a foam sword.

Why'd you hit her? The solution depends on the problem, you know.

she was a coal burner.

fuck

See

You have to finish the job OP. Don'the be a bitch. Lock her in the house, set it on fire, and enjoy the sweet insurance payout.

Post wifey?
I'm here to help user.

She will find a way to alert people from outside I bet

Few times a day in bad ones

You've established your dominance, now maintain it. Apologize, but let her know that it was necessary. You're an alpha male now. Act like it.

>but I didn't want to
Well, you could learn to not be a brat and have arguments like an adult.

Deny it at all costs.
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Kek.
Only a beta male would type that.

I'd be angry too if I came home and there was no dinner ready.

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Going to join her to sleep, thanks anons

So not gonna post her then?
Fuck you user.