She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Throw a ham as a distraction and run!
Or smash that puss.
Whichever.
I might actually bang WHILE eating the ham.

beg her to sit on my face

fuck yeah man, you could probably swim in that asshole while fuc king her bustay

>oh look, it's this thread again

Probably the closest you'd come to fucking a whale and on top of that it's a very fat Asian so maybe the equivalent of a unicorn whale.

Get her to a secluded location, hope no one sees me and plow that chubby puss.

this. chubby asians are the best.

Fat Japanese women are rare, which is a tragic irony. They fatten the best.

My nigger.

you must not know what a norwhale is.

agreed

Turn 360 degrees and run, dude. Damn, imagine her trying to like rape you or some shit, dude. Fuck that.

You mean a narwhal?

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Fuck her right in the pussy

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Oh look its this guy again

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It's like they're impervious to skin imperfections, no matter how fat they get.

They stay nice and smooth.

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Fuck her.

Fat chicks give the best blowjobs of all time. They feel they need to work harder during sex, and they are absolutely right. I gambled on a fat once and while I don't fuck fats exclusively, I don't turn them down if they hit on me first.

ive never seen a fat asian with stretch marks, its weird.

let her empty my balls into her throat

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Bury my face deep in her ass crack and ask her to fart so I can tell her what she ate for lunch.

Eh, totally bangable, but even money on that ones blowjob game. Probably easy to fuck since she's chubby enough to be insecure.

You gotta get the whales like OP to really tap into that fatty thirst. It helps being tall and decent looking too.

I'd love to have a whole harem of Japanese fatties. Pale, big, smooth.

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i got one more chubby asian to give away, who wants it.

So well-fed.

Morning rice, afternoon rice, evening rice.

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Bump.