ITT: We poorly describe vidya and try to guess what they are.
>be space pilot
>finally get an expensive ship
>load it up with fucking lasers
>dontfuckwithme.jpg
>decide to deal justice to some douchebag griefers
>"it r tiem to dai"
>get blown up in under 10 seconds
>mfw i was broke as shit
>mfw i have to start all over
o7
this guy gets it
>be the best engineer that ever lived
>get the loops and twists just right
>so busy designing, never hire janitors or give employees raises
>people leave and never come back
>go broke in one game week
>2 miles of perfect track wasted
>mfw
should've insured that shit yo
Uhh Elite Dangerous?
>bad ring
>make good ring
>lose friend
>require friend but lose ring
>romp through angry place killing angry things
>basically as shit as the last one, only the progression is slower
>but there's a story this time
>kind of
Hello Sidey, my old friend
I've come to start with you again
Because I messed up and now I'm weeping
Upgraded my ship when I was sleeping
And the cost was actually pretty insane
Forgot my brain
Went out to fly without a rebuy
I went to space to explore
To find some Thargoids, learn some lore
On the way I kinda went insane
All that exploration data down the drain
I took a break but found that the heat there were quite stunning
(I had hit silent running)
I start to cry, can't do a rebuy
In resource sites I flew alone
Suddenly my shields were gone
I tried to boost but I could not do a thing
All over modules were malfunctioning
I tried to hit reboot, but I don't know what I would expect
She shouts "Eject!"
I tried to fly without a rebuy
And in the dark of sky I saw
Ten thousand pilots, maybe more
People shooting without thinking
People killing without scanning
People getting wanted and they think that that's ok
I hear the gankers say:
"That noob did fly without rebuy"
Fools, said I, you do not know
How I've come to sink so low
I want to take the Conda for a spin
It shouldnt matter who's instance I'm in
I wanted to see for myself what it's like to fly in bliss
But the autodock miss
And I had to die without a rebuy
Now my heart feels like a void
The message screen says "Ship destroyed"
I hit "Continue" with a bad feeling
The rebuy screen is always unappealing
There I see I cant get a loan so i have to declare bankruptcy
and have a Sidey for free
'Cause i tried to fly
Without
A rebuy
Destiny 2
Must be considering my o7
Guess OP was too broke to insure, must be new banking Cr lol
Nah I played the pussy game and went solo for a while.
Paid off in the end though.
>Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank.
Shit you got me
Shadow of War
>waifu adventure simulator
>be adventurer
>catch "monster"
>the "monsters" fit in your "pocket" when placed in these "pocket balls"
good luck
gee i have no idea
>nasty angry hobbitses
>but plastic bricks
Digimon!
I actually have no fucking clue how digimon works so this could be the most retarded shitpost ever conceived.
>best sniper rifle in the game
>MP40
A cat blows things up and fights a robot and his butler.
TETRIS
>inhale people
>best villain in gaming
>best art style in gaming
>wow what did they do to the loot system it was so much better in the last game
>wow what did they do to the ability development it was so much better in the last game
>hey that dlc is-Jesus fuck I'm already dead wow this DLC is- oh I'm dead again
>spend an hour and a half doing nothing but drilling
>now you need oil
>oil is on the other side of the fucking map
>FUCK
Kirby's Dreamland
>Demitassecranium
Good fucking luck without looking up what demitasse means.
pretty much every triple-a game
undertale
Trickster Online?
no
>am cursed child
>get expelled to castle
>meets qt white girl
>over-protective girl's mom doesnt approve of relationship, her mom tries to kill me.
>i stab the mom.
>qt and i eat melons
>"Run for the bridge Cole!"
Secret of Evermore?
Red Orchestra 2?
>spend a good 30 minute building a kickass base
>churning out a bunch of top tier tanks
>oh yeah, my nuke is ready in a minute
>ready to fuck up the enemy
>sees the timer in the bottom right tick to 0:00
>"oh fuck me"
>all my tanks get mind controlled
>base get blown up
>mfw
close
nope
Civ V
Eve online
inFAMOUS my favorite
Fuck, those are the only two that I know that involve both actively Drilling and Oil.
GOT IT!
fuck you are good
I'll give it to you
Factorio
>Hold F to pay respects
nope
Rollercoaster tycoon? Kek
>sneaky sneaky
>cardboard box
>the memes
Halo?
MGS, sneaky breaky Snakey-Satan
>painstakingly build a squad of elite soldiers from a shit pile of terrible rookies
>fire on an enemy five feet away with a shotgun
>miss
>bad guys kill everyone
>yay what a fun game (masochist tears)
CoD: Advanced Warfare
Rollercoaster tycoon
Xcom
yep
okay some of you will pick it up with this little detail.
>airport shooting
Aye. I love to hate it.
>race cars
>risk overheating your ps2 by leaving it on overnight
>good times
I feel my man lmao
Battlefront 2?
Lego LOTR?
Lego LotR
mw2
CoD: Modern Warfare 2
COD mw2
Nobody has got this yet.
Really
MW2
>little detail
>one of the most infamous moments in gaming history
That's Borderlands 2.
>BL1 was better
Red Alert
YES
YURI THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT
CoD modern warfare 2
>next chapter of epic franchise
>play for 30 minutes on release day
>autism
>get refund
>Waifu levels you up
>What is poise?
The newer one, related to the OP
Is it a bioware title?
>be redskin
>get magic powers
>tribe gets attacked
>go get revenge and kill people in powersuits that have magic powers
Dark souls 3
>instakill tennis
>In debt
>Go to city to get girl to pay debt
>prob wanna fuck girl
>girl is your daughter
>still prob wanna fuck girl
>die
See
If it is, then it's gotta be Dragon Age:Inquisition
Turok?
>Meet girl
>Meet her mom
>Oh no her mom's evil
>Go to heaven and kill Satan
Bioshock Infinite
Nope
bioshock infinite
yep
Correct
>You can beat the game just by sitting still for five minutes
more autism, in space. Still Bioware.
Andromeda
Yes. The worst.
>dating bitch
>hookup with absolute qt
>have nightmare about pushing blocks
>talking sheep everywhere
Not sure if the file name will work since I saved it on mobile. If not,
>XCOM.jpg
>stand: head shot off by mauser from 200 yards
>crouch: die from grenade
>prone: die from artillery
>charge: machine gunned down
>hide in trench: killed by shovel fag
>play game: get ptsd
Catherine
Far cry 4. Best secret ending ever.
farcry 4
Yep