/afl/ Round 3 #4

>Friday 7th April
Sydney Swans def by Collingwood Magpies @ the SCG
>Saturday 8th April
North Melbourne Kangaroos def by GWS Giants @ Bellerive Oval
Richmond Tigers def West Coast Eagles @ the MCG
Geelong Cats def Melbourne Demons @ Docklands
Fremantle Dockers def Western Bulldogs @ Subiaco Oval
Port Adelaide Magpies def by Adelaide Crows @ Adelaide Oval
>Sunday 9th April
St Kilda Saints vs Fitzroy Lions @ Docklands; 13:10 AEST
Carlton Blues vs Essendon Bombers @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST
Gold Coast Suns vs Hawthorn Hawks @ Carrara Stadium; 16:40 AEST

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Basedbane lads.

>Port Adelaide Magpies

Reminder that we will win the Sup Forumserb owl

who /dabloos/ here?

So who will pull off the upset? My money is on Carlton (not literally though, I'm not a degenerate who gambles)

lads

I'm VERY nervous about this game, particularly the midfield battle.

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

HEAVE HO UNNA

What's for lunch, lads?

snags in bread

3 boring games

*yawn*

ayy might join ya

>Carlton Essendon
>boring

Chicken katsu and a 375ml Pepsi Max.

so thoughts on Foxtel Play lads? just picked it up and im pretty rapt with it so far. HD streams, all games live.

40 a month is a little steep but im not fucking poor so idgaf tbqh

Do they give you an employee discount?

salty NEET poorfag please kys

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Anybody else sitting around applying for jobs you'll never get on seek?
Centrelink lyf is hard boys.

Reminder that Straffo's mum is a sultry seductress.

i use foxtel play.

- the apps on the smart tv, should your tv be supported, aren't that reliable.
- have to have a telstra tv box for HD content, which are apparently difficult to get a hold of.
- doesn't have an app to support other streaming boxes, like apple tv... despite having other apps for iOS and macOS codebases.
- the streaming system is unreliable. the streams dropped yesterday morning, and the servers were logging clients out repeatedly yesterday afternoon.

Gotta apply for 20 before my max appointment tomorrow

neetyf makes me want to die to be desu lads

Look at this piece of shit. LOOK.

Strapping young lad

You know you can just make shit up right?
They're not actually allowed to call up the organisation unless they clear it with you and get a bunch of legal approval.

How many goals did (You) kick this weekend lads?

/1/ here.

I scored with Caitlyn Straffo

>Not watching based Gary shit all over Hawthorn to silence his critics.
Clarkson will be reviving the construction industry with all the walls he's going to smash.

Burn down the max building afterwards. Rent seeking "employment services" scum need to be cleansed from the earth and the job needs to be returned to Centrelink

Also remember to ask the person at the meeting for a job multiple times. When they ask why, say you're just trying to show initiative and that any retard could do their job

is it 20 a fortnight now? that's fucking insane

shit tier Straffofu

my game is not until 2

Could be worse.

I went back to uni after being on centrelink and am a full time student.

The agency expects me to apply for 20 jobs a month AND get lecturers and tutors to sign off on me attending.

if you've gone back to uni full time, you still have to apply for x jobs a month plus still deal with a job agency? what the fuck?

I suspect that they've fucked up or the agency is playing funny business but I got cut off from centrelink when I ignored the agency so I just got to do it.

Mate you should be on ausstudy or YA, and shouldn't be reporting to anyone other than Centrelink. Go in tomorrow

Poor loins

are you over 25? you can just get austudy if so

24

Will do.

any melbournian's able to tell me how fucked the weather is/isnt?

want to know how fucked the essendon v carlton game will be.

>shitposting while at the ground
Get cracking with your warm up

www.bom.gov.au

cold outside, been raining on and off since yesterday afternoon, more rain coming for the match.

WA here, lad

Might off myself if the Dons don't get up.

should up yourself instead

bad weather really levels the playing field because of the low scoring.

>mediocrebane

fuckin spewin that there's no MKR this week lads

I want to know how badly seafood king pissed off the french cunt.

Le >Victorian team happens to get good fortune from the umpires game

off urself

Jesus, this /saints/ v pissbane match is boring

t. front row seating

>going to a st kilda match

lel

>umpballing shitbane
pls no bully

not nice, tobacco trips

take a picture lad

"Your game plan is 10 years past its used by date, your players have no skills. How did you win tonight?"

>paying for a St Kilda membership
Not my finest hour

Posted about this cunt last night how fucking senile is he? Was the same guy who asked if Beveridge was considering bringing in Will Minson and Bev had to tell him that Minson retired.

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you actually should kilda yourself for posting that sideways.

Clover seems to do it every time, whether you take vertical or landscape.

keeping an eye out for you now

It was a great question.

this is your chance to become a streaker mate

who /3-0/ here

Might if this game remains shithouse

Not worth it with lifetime bans. Last streaker I saw was a drunk hot MILF at a Perth game. Great times with dad.

Christ this team makes me angry

Gonna Kilda myself tbqh

>shit kilda
lel

Come on brisburgers

here lad

BASED LOINS

B E R R Y
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>losing to Pissbane at Etihad
the absolute STATE of Shit Kencucky

I thought the Saints were a 10-12th sort of team with bad goal kicking (and biased umpires) costing them wins.

Turns out they're just complete shit.

Based Bell
youtube.com/watch?v=jr0Lng3mhL4

top fucking kek
that fucking kick

>people unironically were talking about saints making finals

kek
KEK
K E K

>10th-12th
>not complete shit

Is the advantage rule the worst in the afl?

Tom "the wall of cocaine" Hickey

Not when it's enforced properly. New ruckmen must nominate is much worse as well as the "implied pressure" rushed behind bullshit

the rushed behind rule was necessary to stop tactical behinding though

>9.16

>josh bruce

0.4

aints!

I agree with that part but I'm talking about the few we've seen this year when a guy backs off his man so there's no "pressure" and the ump penalizes the guy who thought he was under pressure. Just dumb interpretations desu

>no longer work third shift
>don't get to watch AFL

fuck everything

>another week of Nick "no longer our captain, shouldn't be our best player and is ready to retire" Riewoldt being best on ground
Jesus Christ, >we are so fucked

>7 year switch

That's mediocre territory.

>scheduling all the shit games on sunday
What were they thinking?

>loins beating saints is shit
>carlton destroying the undefeated essendon is shit
>gold coast sending hawks to 0-3 is shit
Get out of here

>six bottom 10 teams pulling off minor upsets
>not shit

stream anyone?

CRIPPAAAA

Fuck I love the tiges. Best team to support by far. Everyone else follows a fucking shit team that is run by absolute morons

>Setting up the next week with Sydney, North, Hawthorn and maybe St. Kilda 0-3 on the bottom of the ladder
Will be great.