Hey so I want to kill my guinea pig but i dont want my girlfriend to know it was me so is there something i can feed it to kill relatively quick
Hey so I want to kill my guinea pig but i dont want my girlfriend to know it was me so is there something i can feed it...
Henry Parker
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Tyler Hughes
Kill yourself first. If you survive kill the guinea pig.
Mason Lewis
kys
Cameron Anderson
Don't kill piggo you fucking faggg
Lincoln Hughes
Feed him your dick
Parker King
Chocolate, and meat. Either will likely cause them to die. But they aren’t dogos and you may not be able to get it to eat the food
Jackson Young
Your cock. Feed it your lobbed off cock.
Easton Young
shut your fucking mouth you fucking kike
OPs a faggot
Justin James
Make cuyes. Feed it to your girlfriend
Jose Moore
Tell her it’s good for the environment
Brody Gonzalez
If you don't want the guinea pig then give it to a rescue or the humane society or something. No need to kill the poor thing. Please reconsider op. If it's an issue with not wanting your girlfriend to know then you can take it to the humane society or a local rescue and just tell her the pig escaped. Google guinea pig and small pet rescues in your area. It will only take a few minutes to drop the lil guy off.
Anthony Anderson
Do you think if i force a chili pepper in its mouth thatd work?
Ian Martin
I vote for this
Nathan Campbell
FYI: if you shave guinea pigs, they look like tiny hippos
Caleb Ortiz
Just dig a small hole leading to the outside of the enclosure and just hide the body under some garbage.
Jace Edwards
My opinion is Ricin since it's flavorless and odorless and drop a few dust on its food and he will be gone by vomiting and fever in a 1-2days but to obtain Ricin is expensive aside from DIY
Evan Davis
Dubs and you shave it
Kevin Garcia
Shave it but don't kill it
Ur GF Will b proud
Jose Fisher
Vouch
Asher Reed
Rollo
Cooper Murphy
OP better deliver, rollin
Luke Price
check em
Joseph Clark
roll for this
Oliver Ortiz
Rolling
Parker Williams
Why do you want to kill it? If ya just want it gone toss it in the yard and let nature sort it out.
Julian Nguyen
Or you could get a silenced .22 shoot it then arrange it to look like a suicide.
John Morris
this
Oliver Carter
Ill do it on dubs
Elijah Lewis
roll
Josiah Scott
check em Time stamp deliver op
Elijah Martinez
wat
Benjamin Reed
Take it to a rescue and just tell your girlfriend it ran away while you had it in the garden or something.
Caleb Baker
Shove it up your ass and crush it with your sphincter.
Joshua Nelson
Just asphyxiate it.
Wyatt White
winrar boios
Logan Martin
>this
Carter Ortiz
Tell her you dislike the varmint.
Mason Collins
kek's 77 says that op is gay and to just put that fucker back where it belongs (in the woods, like every other fucken animal)
and then let fucking Darwinism take the rest. easy as pie
Easton Allen
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Carson Clark
roll
Tyler Powell
just tell her that that little thing dissapeared escaped as you want to tell her and that you believe that it went thro the window or some shit
Brayden Ward
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Bentley Rivera
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Henry Robinson
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Noah Mitchell
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Nathaniel Brooks
Pls do it now or not
Nathan Williams
Why the fuck would you get a little piggy and then want to kill you bastard! And if you only have one of them you are an even worse person! Guanine pigs need to have piggy friends they don't do well alone!!
And don't set it free in the nature, they don't thrive very well. Asshole
Liam Peterson
Do you have any hand grenades? Try those. Could make for an awesome video!
Julian Butler
If dubs you rape it
Liam Ramirez
It's called nature, that piggy would probably be more useful to other organisms dead than as a decoration
Charles Perez
How sheltered are you? Do you think everywhere on earth, wherever you are, theres a animal shelter within 2 minutes? Lmao
Adam Taylor
lost
Parker Morris
Fuck you kill yourself
Noah Lopez
Where do you get ricin from tho?
Luke Roberts
It’s actually easy to make.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Carson Hall
How to
Jaxon Lopez
Reread what you just referenced.
Eli Johnson
See I’m not going to more directly link you to instructions. Did you titrate stuff in chemistry?
Austin Brooks
If they have fucking guinea pigs as pets, they probably have fucking animal shelters around you fucking fuck of a cuck.
Owen Gomez
so would OP
Daniel Flores
Which takes those? Also they are kind of just food in other countries
Landon Morgan
So are dogs
John Morgan
so are humans
Austin Brooks
All these Muslim faggots bombing and shit and you wanna kill a cute lil innocent piggy pupper.
Hudson Diaz
No. They’re also beasts of burden.
Blake Martin
I don't know what that means. Man, I suck at chemistry. I took 2 tests last year, and when I got them back, there was no grade, or how many I got right. Just a little note on the bottom of the front page that said "At least you tried." I wish I was making this shit up.
Chase Baker
How old are you?
Charles Cook
I'll be 19 on Friday
Jackson Johnson
en.m.wikipedia.org
You need to know how strong it is after making some. Dosing.
Logan Bell
And your going to kill your girlfriends pet. Also isn’t it a school night?
Tyler Jackson
I'm not the OP, you retarded cocksucking autist.
John Miller
How am I supposed to know that?
Connor Barnes
I'm just annoyed, for the most part. I can't stand when people do that.
Kevin Lee
try feeding it fire. in nature they also tend to combust out of the blue.