Found out I have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer...

Found out I have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. The treatments will most likely not work so I have decided to become an hero instead. Roll a 87 and I will link you to my cam so you can watch me do it. Pic related, it's me after I found out

Get credit cards and loans and what not, amassing as much money as you can, go to Thailand and fuck all the "legal age" escorts you can, and not have to worry about stds

you look bored

Commit several crimes that'll get you hard jail time and get your cancer treatments for free

This is just plain boring. Plus a roll thread. This is stupid.

Get automatic guns and go for a high score....

Do it at some type of rally/crowd and live stream it at the same time...

this is a good one since as a white person you likely won't make it out of Thailand alive anyhow

dont do it to white people please

Roll one last blunt man. From here to New Mexico. And just keep smokin

you look pretty bored

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PASTA you fucking retards.

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I think you are too much of a pussy to follow through OP and if you are actually gonna do it, just fucking do it already stop delaying!

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has this nigga died yet? i dont even browse Sup Forums but ive seen that dude like 10 times saying the same shit

oh no more carpool karaoke

You've been dying for like 10 years m8, I'm starting to think this is some sort of stitch-up.

Convert to Islam

Have you decided on the method of your an hero? Will the person who gets the desired number get a say in the way?

Poop until you fill the whole room and suffocate in the poop.

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rock and roll

rollerino

HAH

Go parachute and don't pull. Biggest adrenaline rush of your live.

winrar

DAMN

Winrar, link now faggot

87 boi here, he hasnt gave me link, OP not tru

Yep, all newfaggots who don't see this thread almost every fucking day, with the same pic and everything.

wtf, guys, spent more time on b or gtfo

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at least if you have some cash try heroin and fuck some hot hookers before doing it

look at it this way, at least with the cancer, you'll finally lose some weight!!

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lol this is my post cancer diagnosis face op you should kill yourself whether you have cancer or not cringe turd make me raugh so hard

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Dice

i'm not saying killing spree to clean up society but...

Don't kill yourself, there's a chance that you might survive it.

Found out I have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. The treatments will most likely not work so I have decided to become an hero instead. Roll a 87 and I will link you to my cam so you can watch me do it. Pic related, it's me after I found out.

Fucking kek

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Link fag

wheres the damn link i wanna see it, been a while since real suicide threads