>at the beach >enjoying some chips at a takeaway shop >look across the street >good-looking woman in a bikini >erection intensifies >she turns around >tattoo on her shoulder >welp, there goes the erection
Not long after...
>see the same woman >she's with her boyfriend >he has numerous visible tattoos >he looks like a degenerate >he probably hears "sorry, Sir, but you did not make the shortlist for this job" quite a lot >he probably wouldn't remember if he was shortlisted anyway, in between hits of meth >they walk off >that's that, then >even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s
Is there a direct correlation between people who willingly desecrate their body, and some kind of "genetic predisposition" to being a gigantic, irredeemable loser? Does it lie on a deep neurological level?
Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?
Kayden Lopez
are you retarded a few micromilliliters of inkt doesn't make you a different person
Nolan Johnson
found the tattooed scumbag
Owen Powell
>micromilliliters of inkt Apparently it does.
Christian Roberts
>today I saw some people with tattoos and it made me upset That's what you sound like.
Landon Thompson
LOL.
Cool story bro.
But I think you think this is your blog.
Carson Adams
Haven't seen this pasta in a while. Good job OP, that's how you guarantee replies!
Henry Allen
there seems to be a line at neck/wrist
anyone crossing that line doesn't give a fuck in a special way that i don't care much for
if you're trying that hard to be disrespectful and edgy and not giving a fuck, you either want approval or are bitter you didn't get it at some point
William Foster
Sadly The only looser in this Story seems to be the op...
Aiden Walker
OP is right. I would never hire a tatooed lawyer
James Taylor
>Does it lie on a deep neurological level? Apparently so. Studies show that people who have some unresolved mental issues, usually taking roots in their early developing stages, and can't find the way to cope with 'em throughout their adult life (even if it wouldn't take much effort, provided they approached it the right way) are prone and very likely to get their bodies inked. Now, I don't want to draw any conclusions, but it seems to me as if it's a kind of a mental disorder.
tl;dr tattoos are for self-pitying fuck up losers who think ink under their skin somehow makes them a snowflake
Juan Davis
No. OP, for once, is not the faggot in this thread.
Isaac Gray
This.
Jaxon Walker
ITT nigga too pussy to get tattoos
Austin Collins
YOU must be the OP for write a bullshit Like that
Jordan Gutierrez
I don't see the big deal about getting tattoos or people who have them, last time I checked there are just as many fucked up people with them as there are without them and vice versa.
You are who you are, no amount of ink will change that. If you born an asshole you will always be one.
Jonathan Anderson
This isn't your diary because some tattooed chad is better than you. Reminds me of the meme where this fat dude's shadow shows up in a picture he took of this chad and his girlfriend, saying how only douche bags without style get women but he's the real handsome gentlemen.
Levi Jackson
>Stares at women on the street >Gets erection >Thinks people with tattoos are scumbags
Huh
Asher Perry
noice pasta
sage lol
Brayden Evans
>TATTOOS ARE FOR DEGENERATE, ATTENTION-SEEKING LOSER REEEEEEEEE!!!!
David Gray
>today, while i was eating Chips despite the fact i'm a 180kg Virgin fatfuck, i saw a really attractive woman, i would give a kidney Just to touch her but She probably would run disgusted if She see me. She Also have a boyfriend. Damn i Wish i could be Him. Damn i hate Him. He have tattoo. Damn, Tattooed Ppl are looser!!!!!! That's Pretty much what happened
Jace Wright
>neuroLOGical
James Flores
I feel the same way OP except when i find out they're Muslim and or smoke
Jaxon Gomez
Because they're art dumpsters and they think that makes them cool.
Brandon Sanders
whats the problem with this tattoo? i love my mom not me in the pic btw
Julian Johnson
i dunno, old due on left looks pretty cool. I'd probably get along with him.
Guy on right still hasn't killed himself.... god damn it.
Benjamin Perez
does it suprise you?
Cooper Nguyen
that tattoo kinda means you're IN LOVE with your mom pretty fucked up if you ask me
Easton Ortiz
You sound like the fedora fag on the subway..
Luis James
well thats just like your opinion man
Blake Myers
tattooed people are scum because of the fucking hypocrisy. "I'm going to get tattoos to express my individuality and to show how unique I am" "How dare you treat me differently because I have tattoos!"
fucking degenerates, they deserve any shit they get
Joshua Reyes
Shut up bong
David Barnes
sp you are saying that basicly tattooed people are toddlers that didnt learn not to draw on themselves