/heem/ - The GOAT returns

Jon gonna kill DC when he comes back desu, Crumble Johnson retires

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>desu
nu-chan out

wrestling threads belong on

Does Chris Weidman have cte?

DC going to look pretty silly when he gets BTFO again but at least he'll get paid

DC with the heat
Jones looks shook and lacking academics.

Can't wait to see DC destroy him.

SHOOK

wow guys what a great event

so entertaining

FUCK NEW YORK
FUCK THIS """"""""""CARD""""""""
FUCK THIS """""""""SPORT""""""""
FUCK WMEIMG
AND FUCK YOU

>Jon gonna kill DC when he comes back desu
What is he gonna get doped up and drive into him?

>the hooverville that is the LHW division

>Shogun Rua
>#5
>LHW division

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>Gustafsson beats Teixeira
>both of them retire

Rumble lost 5 times to rear meme choke

>good rookie squash and promo
>nice angle
>good fight and promos
based dana mcmahon

>Jones looks shook

motivated bones will murder DC even worse than last time

>Always bet on DC

Anyway terrible night.

Who?

thank you goldie

CHRIS WEEDMAN BTFO
ANTHONY JOHNSON GONE
LHW DIVISION BARREN AS FUCK

DANA WHITE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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how many /cried/?

Where were Rumble's coaches?

GUYS GUYS GUYS

WHAT DID (((THEY))) OFFER RUMBLE?

WHAT IS HIS NEW JOB?

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Based Tito

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top kek

The LHW division is in absolute shambles. It's almost like karma considering how stacked it was back in the day.

Any thoughts on what Rumble is going to do?

>No I WON'T, BACK DOWN

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>backs down

>tfw forced to throw a fight on short notice to a notorious faggot
>can't live with the guilt of throwing a fight in the sport you love and decided to retire
>not being able to invite your friends and family or tell your coaches because of the short notice
>everyone thinks you're a retard because you lost to dc twice

>w-where are my coaches
>wheres Henry
>I dont know where Henry is

Man fuck Henry

Some of the best entertainment

Hands down

they took off because they knew he threw the fight

I ain't saying the main event was fixed.

But it was fixed

Cashing in their bets on DC

>"replays should be everywhere"
>cameras should be everywhere
>wanting to live in a society like 1984

>craziest sport of all time

Wasn't Rumble talking about fighting Stipe after winning? I think he just couldn't handle losing again and decided to quit last minute

Thank god 211 is spicy as fuck because these last two have been awful.

they rage quit him tbqh

Did Rumble throw the fight after seeing DC was the underdog and knowing he wants to retire? Would explain his coaches not wanting to be there and his line about telling people to not come to his fight

Ever notice how all the hack coaches are named "Henry"

Btw was it ever determined how DC lost that weight in those 30 mins? It can't be a shit. I doubt the towel theory too.

makes more sense than using that fuckin retarded gameplan

yes

blacked.com

This is my yard now. And this right here,is my dick now.

d#mn that was quick

he took jon's dick out of his mouth

Nobody in the UFC who sounds smart ends up likable

It's just not allowed

selling gym memberships to people in the crowd

>Henry? I....W-why???Why have you forsaken me....

Goobz may actually be the only stable source of entertainment left in the UFC. Everything else about this semen-slurping sport has turned to shit.

jump in a sauna or epsom bath

AYO MY NIGGA DERRICK GOT THE HOOK UP ON THESE USED CARS YO.

FUCK MMA, IMMA SLANG THESE USED CARS DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL

Yup. He put all his money on DC to win via sub in the second.

In hindsight, why wasn't DC -300

>Tfw stayed away from putting anything on the fight although I was sure DC would sub him again

Conor runs this shit

>The last 8/10+ card was 205 (arguably 206)

Holy shit lads, I don't know if I can take this anymore

Next card will be a dud

He should have stood in the center of the ring for 8 minutes before speaking.

>30 minutes

try 2 minutes, he put some weight on the towel whilst on the scale

>people here didn't put a cheeky fiver on DC

Cringing.

What will Chris Knee'dman do now?

Kek

Is there a division that isn't fucked?

it was planned. he even said in the interview that his coaches knew about his decision

Rumble's new job is at BLACKED.COM, Helwani just confirmed on twitter

how you want your division pham?

what a cuck

Chris Weidman was the one who should have retired with how hard he was slurring in there.

BASED DC WORKING THE OBESE SMARKS

LUKE IS LIVE
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>205 was 8/10
>206 (arguably) better
>next card is a dud

You are fucking retarded. 205 was mediocre and 206 was head and shoulders above it

Do you even watch the fights?

207 was perfectly good

And whilst recent PPVs have sucked all of the fight nights have been super fun

reminder that win or lose Conor always gives you your money's worth

which is especially nice when you don't even pay for this shit. infinite ROI

>TFW you might buy a certified preowned Prius from Rumble.

mma is pretty lame without steroids

Good for Rumble to put DC over in his last fight

:^)

ufc events now belong on

seriously what is his new job?

the cody/cruz/dilly rivalry triangle is the only thing left in the sport worth watching

anyone else though that Rumble was going to come out as gay in his post fight speech?

UFC 211 will be good.
Let's be honest, the only PPVs that should exist are those that are headlined by a Heavyweight championship fight.

206 was amazing. The Fox card with Mighty Mouse is going to be absolutely spicy because that's how the mma gods work. 211 will be a decent 7/10

LW, WW, and MW are all stacked

i wana see rockhold bisking again

>Rogan: Why were you clinching with him Anthony?

>Rumble: I wanted that dick Joe.

I lost every bet tonight but I put a tenner on DC and won it all back and more

Only you. You might be gay yourself.

Conor is the only one with prestige and pageantry
Everyone else is pretty meh in those regards, despite being awesome fighters

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Probably WWE but hopefully

Rumble deserves to be put out to stud. He earned that shit

>1 ppv every 1.5 years

Mark Henry too ashamed to be shown in the octagon he left the stadium

stopped watching that arrogant prick when I realized he was actually retarded. I suggest you ignore him as well.

I felt really sad when Rumble asked for his coaches but they left :'(

In what parallel universe was that fight "murder"?