ITT: How to spot a horrible RYM account

>RYM user only 5 star Hip Hop albums are by Kanye or Kendrick

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at least its early kanye, right?

MBDTF

I have been listening to hip hop for a very long time and TPAB is one of the few hip hop albums that I find to be perfect through and through

Sup Forums will hate on it but that is a perfectly reasonable opinion. I find GKMC to be the 10

>TPAB is one of the few hip hop albums that I find to be perfect through and through
It's about a movies length.
Any album longer than an hour is not perfect at all. Doesn't mean it's bad.

>bell curve is symmetrical

>more than 5-10 albums with 5.0 ratings
>has a bunch of pop singles with .5 ratings

Man, if you can't enjoy any albums longer than an hour then you are really missing out on some awesome albums in all genres

why would you even complain about the first one
autism resonates throughout you

>RYM user gives a hip hop album 5 stars

That's the first sign to ignore them.

>rym user

>muh rock music is only good music

Grow up dude and listen to other genres

>how to spot a horrible RYM account
>username is Vito_James

Can you justify this opinion in any way?

>Bell curve is way too high up.

>has this profile picture

you got it

didn't mean to reply to you

>less than 1,000 ratings
>rating average exceeds 3.10
>more than 10 5s
>uses a positive rating scale
>has a weird rule about not rating singles
>has a separate account dedicated to rating singles
>contributes nothing to the database
>user rejects rating items, choosing to write garbage reviews instead
>doesn't rate classical
>regularly participates in forum discussions
>member of /daily/ users of RYM
>member of that LGBT group
>member of "Users who have battled with depression/anxiety"
>profile picture is anime
>profile picture is an obscure b&w film
>profile picture is a random asian girl
>profile picture is a Sup Forums meme
>leaves inane comments on every comment box
>writes one-line reviews
>one-page essay dedicated to explaining their ratings
>MAL link in profile

>this profile picture

this

or this

you're right let me just forget jazz, folk, blues, flamenco, funk, soul, etc exist because hey guys the only two genres that exist are rock and hip hop

Shut up, this is a Vito hate thread

you forgot
>is TheCrystalBird or any of his friends

I fit half of those
Mostly in the first part of your list

What do I win?

It was a joke because you were being ignorant, seems it went right over your head

it wasn't even me honestly I just wanted to get in on the shitposting
also
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A DUMNBASS HURRRRRR

>profile picture is anime
What if it's Lain?
I love Lain.

>muh tired cyberpunk aesthetic
no

lain is acceptable

lol loser

Literally nothing wrong with most of these.
You honestly just seem like a pretentious prick.

EVERYONE WHO IS POSTING ANYTHING OTHER THAN VITO_JAMES IS MISSING THE WORST USER ON THE ENTIRE SITE

That shit annoys me. I've rated a couple thousand albums and only a dozen have gotten 5 stars. And around 50 I give 4.5 stars.

are 11 5.0s okay in your book
cuz that's apparently what i have lol

I thought you didn't have an account anymore?

>ratings

nah i've been back on the site since december of last year
only a small handful of people know of its existence and i'd like to keep it that way

>user is Marcel

tfw marcel got a ton of negative attention from Sup Forums and Vito_James hasn't gotten any

unfair world

Bump

>hip hop albums being rated period

>Any album longer than an hour is not perfect at all. Doesn't mean it's bad.
never go full retard, m8
i prefer albums that are 35-45 min long, but being longer doesn't make it not perfect
example: beatles white album

>flamenco

A high rating for Blind Willie Johnson and mostly low ratings. To me these are the signs of a contrarian.

>All ratings are between 0 and 3 stars

A pure unicorn of an asshole

What's wrong with blind willie Johnson? They aren't horrible or anything

Kanye's greatest hit. youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI