I am the big brain man with all the answers. Ask me anything

I am the big brain man with all the answers. Ask me anything.

Why did Sup Forums become normalized and start having shit memes all the time?

Shut up arsehole.

The answer is simple. It is what the machine desires, and it's what the people will give to the machine.

No arsehate, it is YOU who will be shut up.

Next question.

are traps gay?

Hypothetically, would you suck my dog?

The answer is simple, but first a question. If you found out that traps were gay would you stop fapping to gay internet shit?

No, I hate animals.

No.

You small brains make me laugh. Keep the questions flowing. I require 24/7 intellectual stimulation to keep my heart from exploding.

A fellow big brain from the Big Brain Boy Club will be joining me to answer questions.

BBBC

WHAT IS LOVE?

is it true that if you have an IQ less than 110 you can't watch Rick & Morty

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

Love is an endless machine that brings life into existence only to kill it sometime later.

Is IQ a true measure of intelligence?

If you watch Rick and Morty you have both the gay and the autism. IQ is not a primary factor in this equation.

Fellow mastermind here, I'd be happy to field any questions regarding villainy, nemeses, evil laughter and that sort of thing.

Your mom came first, HA HA HA.

Next question.

shut up u fat head ur dumb

IQ is the only true measure of human worth in my eyes.

A fellow big brain, welcome.

that is not an answer

It's not always easy having all the answers, but my big brain brings me comfort in times of overwhelming omnipresence.

You are nothing, you are worthless without a cranial capacity of my volume.

Next question.

Bonus answer: A Russian App that uses AI to determine if a women is lying about rape.

My head is much larger and fuller than your puny little head

They’re really, really super gay

Behold! I am the true mastermind big brain man! Ask me anything and the truest answer you shall recieve!

What do you call two niggers fuckin?

Fuckin niggers!

oh great and powerful brainman answer me this question:
why are you called brainman when you actually have a 2 digit i.q.?

My Africanus Brainus fellow suggests you watch your language or we'll torment you with laser pointers.

Brainman was my father. I hate my father. Next question.

>omnipresence
I’m revoking your big brain club card.
Mensa might like a tard like you

I will force feed you high mercury content tuna fish if you choose to attempt any such thing.

I am indeed sorry (not sorry).
Transgressions of this nature - see clumsy or inarticulate use of the mother tongue, subsection three - are irrevocable and instantly trigger banishment from the big brains.

You may not appeal your ban. You may re apply for membership after one year.

I'll see you in brain court.

Explain to me how do i solve a linear differential equation

ACTUALLY. I AM THE ULTIMATE INTELLECTUAL. I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. ASK ME ANYTHING.

End your life.

i wouldnt meet god if i did.
check mate christians

how do I cure my depression

Stop believing in god and get a fedora.
Also become an incel.
Its the only way to be happy.

Goddamn this thread is fucking cringe. Sage.