/f1/ general - Formula 1 discussion thread post race edition

Bahrain GP next weekend
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>a German makes a proper /f1/ thread
I'M IMPRESS

>pretty good race, I rate it 8/10
>Alonso is a Schumacher/Senna/Prost/Clark-tier driver and it pains me to see him in that fucking shitbox for years on end
>Verstappen will kill someone this year with his moves in the braking zone
>Kimi is done
>Bottas is another Heikki
>>I'm moving to Copenhagen and applying for Swedish citizenship
>Stroll is another Michael Andretti and without his daddy's money would get replaced by Mika Häkkinen for the last three races of the season
>Vandoorne should stick to sim racing
>muh overtakes faggots BTFO
>Crofty talking about foretaste made me hard

Can't wait for Bahrain, lads.

was bottas a mistake?
was he not ready or does he just not have the skill to compete?

fifth for no more hamilton or amx

Poor ALO

F1 panders to niggers.

Not like this
When will Finland be on top

AFLA - The Picture

>I'm moving to Copenhagen and applying for Swedish citizenship

this makes you the biggest cuck ever, move anywhere but there, not because SWEDEN YES shit but because what sweden has done to you in the past

Honda is just not getting there, are they?
Puzzles me, as they're supposed to be quite good at that hybrid stuff.

Haas double points positions next race

Pls screencap

Soon, but not in F1

Not a mistake, Hamilton cried and wanted a noncompetitive driver in the second Mercedes seat so he could cruise to a championship after getting BTFO last year

If kimi gets his head out of his ass he can still be relevant. I hope he wins at least one race this year

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Doesn't surprise me at all.

"""""Dutch"""""

oh my...

"belgian"

he is limburgs

What am I supposed to do with all these unnecessarily edgy gio the nazi memes now?

Thousand year career? More like five minutes.

>ywn take orders from a pitwall-engiefu

>spinning from warming up the tyres
>then spinning again trying to recover
wew

DUTCH PASSPORT DUTCH SUPERLICENSE DUTCH FATHER DUTCH FLAG DUTCH LANGUAGE DUTCH RAIN DRIVING SKILLS DUTCH HANDSOMENESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND

le finnish newey

>taking orders from a woman

lmao

Where were you when Gio The Nazi officially said goodbye to his Ferrari seat?

>Implying belgium is not rightful Dutch clay

mistake
see

I'd like to fuck her pretty little mouth if you know what I mean ;))))))))))))))))))))))

>not into femdom
are you queer?

I orgasmed the second I saw her during the race. Would wife and treat proper and make racing babby.

Happens to me all the time in F1 2016.

>masculinity this fragile

>Be bottas
>5+ years at Williams, wasting your life
>Chance to drive the best car somehow appears
>Be slow
>Do this

Bottas on suicide watch?

He will win Bahrain.

>"the virtual safety car was deployed early on when Williams teenager Lance Stroll went into the gravel."
oh hoh hoh hoh
these reporters know what they're doing
calling him teenager instead of driver like he's this liability williams has to put up with

The best thing about these cars is they're actually hard to drive - so many drivers being exposed

Reminder that Verstappen would have won this race if they just blue flagged grosjean, he was blocking Verstappen.

But again F1 shows they are dutchphobes.

is it too much to ask for a RIC RAI BOT podium just once?

I don't even care what order it is.

even I understand this is proxy and trolling

>ze ferrari are getting cloze

the mercedes team they called him "nico" on the radio

the pressure of having to race hamilton will completely shatter him by mid season

>first race home race
>choked in qualy
>starts at the back
>race time
>car breaks down before it even got to the fucking grid
>starts race from the pitlane
>2 laps down
>car breaks down ((again)) during the race
>next race
>teammate gets bad luck in qualy and starts at the back
>chance to claw back points and catch up to him
>still finishes behind him
>gets bullied in the process
>gets bullied by vetlel as well

reminder that all of this happened ever since the bahamian ricciardo dick rider appeared on /f1/

reminder that we need to remove the pestilence of the dutch menace

don't talk to it, don't acknowledge it, don't pander to it, just ostracise it

>be slow
>0.0001 off Vettel
You're wrong.

I thought Susie Wolff was supposed to be giving birth during the race?

In the same car, right?

>me playing racing sims

Lanky ass untalented bydlo scum

Should fuck off back to his shitty continent and stay there forever

he's going to go out like hitler and blow his brains out in a bunker meanwhile his women are getting raped and his cities are getting carpet bombed into rubble
fuck i'm getting boner

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Without the strategy blunder Vettel could have won. And this is a Mercedes track anyway.

>t. Moroccan

What are these pit strategies supposed to be?

At least they'll grow their hair back. Thanks Brexit!

>me playing need for speed

Obviously not
>0.150 behind teammate means youre slow

Memes aside why Gio the nazzi is this shit? Is it because he wasn't ready for f1 when it was slow cause he only had one season in gp2 and now when f1 is 4 seconds faster he's is just being exposed on every turn cause he baddly lacks experience?

its the timing getting confused, its when they had to drive through the pits under sc

>not being able to predict the future is a blunder

Prema flattered him last year and he got memed into F1

>Massa 6 stops

Williams """""strategy"""""

i gotta admit that's uh, pretty embarrassing

Belgium is not a real country anyway.

he only had 2 practice sessions
they had hopes for a full weekend now but the weather fucked it up

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APOLOGISE

Sounds legit but why does nobody notice before they upload it?

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i think its just how the system works and the people in charge of the media accounts have no idea how to change the picture and what its displaying, just blacking over the stops which werent actually stops would make it look weird so they just upload it anyway

MAX IS A GOD

DELETE THIS

literally the same crash WEH had last year

both equally shit

>Bottas is going to get dropped by Mercedes at the end of the year
>Massa is going to retire again
>Bottas will go back to Williams with his tail between his legs

tfw you blow you chance at a big team, and have to go back to your old boss and become her ass cleaning slave

Why are you still mad about 2014?

>her ass cleaning slave
not too bad desu
better than being hamiltons ass cleaning slave

bottas' gf doesnt mind

Next time, in Bahrain.

>be me
>made this shop during pre-season Bottas hype
>tfw I feel foolish now

except for that Wehrlein only had a crash in the qualifying but Gio had a crash in the qualifying AND in the race

he'll be ANGRY in Bahrain.

The whole field will cop the wrath of Hurricane Valtteri

Finally, His Greatness becomes the One and Only driver to have won at least 1 race for the first 11 seasons of career! Thank you for gifting Your Greatness as my birthday present. Hopefully, His Greatness can dominate the rest of the season.

Hammertime For The World Championship!

>Kimi retires
>Bottas goes back to Williams
>Kari gets dropped by Red Bull Junior Team

what a carbabby jesus christ

>tfw this game genuinely made my mum cry.

>Kimi signs for 2018 after winning Bahrain
>Bottas beats Hamilton in points
>Kari signs with Toro Rosso replacing Kvyat

Did we win?

lmaoing at finland right now

cut him some slack, he's a complete rookie in f1

Respect to Sainz for unJUSTing his own race and bringing that shitbox home in 7th.

cut pooor pineapple some slack as well, then

WOO 4TH

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I miss the Official F1 anthem lads

Finland embarrassed itself today.
Both drivers.

No memeing.

>07': le spygate may may car, on par with Ferrari
>08': basically the same
>09': meme season
>10': pretty good
>11': still good but had to be luckier
>12': pretty good
>13': had its moments
>14'-16': MWL
>17': similar to Ferrari
He's a carbabby.

so was Wehrlein last season

>Finland being 100% on point for once

Wew.