> Countdown to China GP:
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> Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
3. Max Verstappen 25 points
4. Valtteri Bottas 23 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 22 points
HWL
AFLA
Time for puppers.
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> Countdown to China GP:
>7 cars finish on lead lap in china
>6 cars finish on lead lap in australia
f1 is a really special kind of racing.
>Reddit shitting all over Bottas for wasting one of the 4 championship contending cars
>completely forgetting that the second Ferrari is Gimi
>completely forgetting who is behind on points
That's sad
I cant wait until ''thisguy'' gets a better engine.
my neighbors have a pitbull and a 1 year old child
im waiting for the day i come home to ambulances in the driveway
8th for LEWIS HAMILTON IS 2017 FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION
Just watched the race lads, I was pretty good but i really wanted Kimi to get a podium
If any domesticated animal has a history of violence they should be treated with caution, the fact she never reported the first attack and lied about it shows she didn't treat the situation properly.
It's like the european countries and muslims.
What will last longer, Bottas' sham of a marriage or his career at Mercedes?
If only bottas could man the fuck up like rosberg and start taking points away from hamilton then vettel will have a chance
>implying Susie doesn't unlock the cage to let Toto hit that on the regular for "psychological advantage" for Lewis.
It's actually a highly sophisticated cuckold scenario with several layers of depth
Now guess which Bottas I was talking about
>Bottas' sham of a marriage
Why sham? haven't they been together for long already?
Also, who has better pace than Bottas and is sort of available (not a RB or Ferrari boy)?
inb4 Alonso
I'm a casualfag but for the last years it seems f1 competition is already decided at the beginning of the season and there's very little surprises
was it always like that? is there any pressure from f1fags and fans to change things and make it more of a competition? or is it good as it is?
How does a dog like that actually kill an adult human? That dog isn't particularly massive. I mean I guess it could jump up and rip the throat but I dunno, humans are pretty good at reacting instinctively/reflex to shit like that. Plus really, if a human really had to fight a dog to the death I don't think it would even be a battle, especially with a dog of that size.
I guess you don't want to stomp your pet of 10 years to death tho lol
>tfw kmag haven't totally forgotten how to drive a f1 car
Rosberg. It's not hard to imagine that he could slowly regain the yearn to drive as time goes by. It wouldnt be something surprising if he even returns the next year after Bottas fails consistently to deliver.
Valtteri funds her horse semen diet.
No reason to leave him.
>nigger of dogs eating a watermelon
>frequent reports in the Finnish newpapers about how they never spend any time together
>emilia constantly posting pictures of her hanging out with her new (male) BFF
It's over senpai. Akin to the Button-Jessica situation where they worked fine as an unmarried couple, but it all fell apart after the wedding.
yeah always makes me think as well
pretty sure most people who die to dog maulings are either elderly or children, there is no way an adult can just get killed by a dog that isn't extremely large?
>tfw without issues in quali and the race, ratemain bigjeans would have finished well ahead of Magnussen
Other Nordic drivers are pretty much just one by one showing that they simply cannot drive F1. Then again its not like Finns are being particularly convincing either
>1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
>2. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
>2.
Finns are Nordic as well
probably the most Nordic ones since you have the most blonde haired ppl
>humans are pretty good at reacting instinctively/reflex to shit like that
we're talking here about an American women who was not particularly smart
you got that pic from ReviewBrah?
Look I love drama as much as anyone but I'm not going to be posting properly for two days.
Do you mind not making up bullshit which makes me look bad?
Why is he such a cringefest? Why can't he do something without telling everyone about it?
Honestly I want Nico to stay out, and be happy with his family. He's the success story that Hamilton wanted to have. And it makes me hard when I think about it.
What do they take into account to decide the positions in these situations? The gap between them at the end of the race or just their own particular arbitrary whims?
yeah, I'm just glad he didn't crash.
>You will never have such a cutie
I think it's just arbitrary or bias based, sky had lewis in 1st.
> He's the success story that Hamilton wanted to have.
What are you talking about? So far, the nigger has accomplished far more than Rosberg. Getting a wife and having children with her does not count as a success, that's piss easy to achieve for any average joe which Rosberg isnt since birth.
Real WAGlad here
Do not listen to this liar. I have heard they are some sort of muslim. Would you believe a possible terrorist?
pic related is her new flame
why are Papa John's pizzas so superior to Dominos/Pizza Hut?
But colombian girls who are hotter than that woman are plentiful, dude.
This.
It was the same with Kimi and Jenni. Finnish F1 driver travels around the world banging sluts and comes home to a warm dinner. WAG goes to horse stables with the driver's money to ride and suck horses, maybe even occasionally bangs her trainer (see Jenni & Tomas von Rettig/Steve Guerdat) - the driver doesn't care as long as there are no "accidents".
Minttu was gonna start playing with horses, too, but Kimi knocked her up instead.
>those fucking glasses
Papa John's has shit sauce and puts way too much of it on. Low tier pizza.
is bestiality legal there?
Pizza Hut is utter trash, those italian one Dominos do are alright
the last picture of Bottas she posted was 16 January and instead she's been filling her feed with horses
she doesn't even live in their Monaco apartment, she spends all of her time in Finland while Valtteri only spends two or three days a month there
God dammit guys I want to be the one extrapolating from poorly translated articles. Stop taking all my fun.
>"We went go-karting once and bowling but we ended up having a fight so now we don't compete"
See that is the perfect thing to post. I'd extrapolate and do some fanfic story but instead I have to phone post because of bullshit.
Rosberg has nice parents who support him in a nice way, family is happy.
Hamilton has daddy issues.
Rosberg has a wife, and a daughter, wife supported him in that crucial year, happy together.
Hamilton got dumped and cried about it for ages.
Rosberg is accomplished in many other areas, had planned to go for Aeronautical Engineering had he not gone the path of racing, speaks many languages, etc. Basically, has a great education and is cultured.
Hamilton is the classical sports kid who is retarded in everything besides the sport he does, and he admires nigger culture.
I mean, I'm just joking of course, but it's an ongoing joke that Hamilton is salty about Rosberg happiness in a more ordinary way.
> who has better pace than Bottas and is sort of available
broken neck wehrlein
>better pace than Bottas
>I NEED DRS
pick one
How do finns have sex with eachother if bestiality is illegal?
He first needs to cure his ricky bobby syndrome and then prove he's faster than bottas, which he aint.
>but instead I have to phone post
at least spice things up a bit by posting your fridge or something
>Colombian lusting after Finnish girls
>Finn lusting after Colombian girls
"Grass is greener on the other side" meme is alive and well.
fucking hell this Canadian savage
Last time I did that people were shocked that my milk came in glass bottles and that I still had a milkman.
we don't, that's why the only solution to declining population is importing niggers by the thousands
Tell us about your milkman then
im pretty sure youre importing muslims rather than them
Who will lose their confidence first: Gio, Stroll or Waffel
It really must feel fantastic licking the boots of a rich boy.
Nice and local.
Used to get vegetables that way but they stopped that sadly.
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>that moustache
based
Stroll has none, he knows he's riding daddy's money.
Stuff van Dam, maybe by the end of the year. That said, he's alongside Alonso, who can survive him?
Gio is lost already, he lost that lap in qualiy at australia, and he fucked up in china (quali AND race).
4 tea time 15 bong 36 bing to fp1 already
comfy timeline
It is but the law is going to be changed soon.
is there any opposition to the law being changed?
Not really. Who in their right minds would advocate legalizing animal fucking? It's not the 70's anymore.
But I laughed pretty hard when the Finnish Broadcasting Company interviewed some researcher about bestiality in Finland and he explained that most of the cases are not male virgin basement dwellers fucking sheep but regular young girls letting their dogs lick them.
HOW MANY FULL DAYS?
i dunno how things are there m8 you could have had some diehard animal fuggers out in the woods who were opposed to it
Mate are you saying Bruce Willis fucks dogs?
yes
They'll end at the same time
She'll run off with her bull and horse when Bottas gets the sack after ten races
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Wow, I thought this thread was about f1, not infidelity and bestiality.
Fool me.
>those tiddies
>emilia
nah
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Hang on found this
Stupid Bitch piguu mirin my toothpaste. She gonna die poor and not famous. She probably fucked a few Chinese bankers that whore. This was cry for help.
honestly can people explain why the chinks love hamilton?
they hate niggers
Humanness from his white genes
what is this face trying to convey?
She wants to brush here teeth after the race
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that's the face one makes when witnessing max's face in the flesh for the first time
I wouldn't underestimate how powerful these dogs are, they would normally start biting an arm or leg until the person falls to the ground then bite their neck/throat until they bleed out plus most people aren't really aware of how to disable a dog if it tries to maul you.
Most people will go for their torso/heads but they've been bred to have very strong heads and high tolerances to pain. Unless the person is armed with a knife or something I would favour a big dog if it was a life or death fight between the two. Best trick I've heard is to take their front legs and split them apart like you were trying to pry their chest open
he doesnt have white genes, thats not how it works, hes black and only that, when you mix white with anything, it ceases to have anything white in it
they think he's american and gonna help smuggle them into the country
Kek!
an upvote for you, sir!
Was there anything to Kimis' complaints about the engine?
Or was he just on bad form today?
I think this would be more accurate.
your gif is the answer to your question
He's on bad form every day, Sky commentators were saying the car was performing more to Kimis liking last year but they've changed it up for Seb for 2017
All memes aside, how will Codemasters fuck this up?
Would Alonso be welcomed back at Ferrari next year if kimi was sacked?
>forget to put princess pascal into the game