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Nashville

Vegas Golden Knights

I'd kill for a baked undergarment rn desu

Worst OP pic in ages.
What the heck

Had peasoup and pancakes yesterday and I'm still releasing rancid gas like crazy. If I suddenly stop posting, assume Teflon Don ordered a missile strike at my location.

reminder to vote

If farts last for more than 40 hours, call a doctor.

bulju

Correction: only 36 hours in Finland.

I bet China can't wait for 2022 to see hockey

t. Helmut Pretzel

>inner mongolia supposedly banned
then how come i can still post?

I dont wanna live boys, end my missery

Tavares is going to Toronto

I dont like this universe where the laffs are a good team with a future.

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good morning /hoc/

stop posting my wife

fuck off caren

good post

bad post

laine best P/GP
>not including P/GP

rigged

>Austin "powerplay secondary assist babby" Matthews

who /nervous/ here?

Have you heard? It's actually cool now to NOT be in the playoffs. All the kids are talking about it.

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>first time in the playoffs in 11 years
>not being nervous

Delete this you fucker

Paka will unleash his true power in the ploffs

Haha, okay Wild, it's been a good run, congratulations. But regular season is over, and from here there will only be pain for you. Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

Jesse will get called up in SCF Game 7 and in overtime will give Austin a career ending injury and score the gwg.

If I was mclel I would strip the captaincy off of Mcgaykid and give it to Pulju if that happened

Would you rather be a fan of a team that is consistently strong and makes it to the conference or Cup finals but never actually wins or a team that somehow wins the cup once but the rest of their seasons range from bad to mediocre?

Canes?

Yeah Canes or Shorks basically

The first option for longevity sake

hey so what's the tie breaker between the blues and sharks, if the blues beat the canes today
cuz they'll both have the exact same record

samefag; I looked it up
so if the blues win today then minnesota plays the sharks instead of the blues?!?!?!

none they are not in the same division and not in wild card spots

I thought all positions are already clinched

Who has a better chance at beating the Oilers?

Sharks or Flames?

Sharks

What team will Matthews be traded to?

seattle coyotes

>implying the goaltending-troubled jets won't sign them with 10 million dollar contracts because the management is fucking retarded when it comes to goalies

Lempäälän Kisa

hope we trade Raanta before the expansion draft desu

Orlando Solar Bears, after an injury during the playoffs

Damn I realised they still have one more year left

Who would even want either of them except total shit team like Colorado

Reminder to all left shooters that wear #8

Anyone else wanna see the Sens get cucked by the Laffs real badly?

I want Dion to hit Matthews like Stevens hit Lindros

Toronto Loser Points going to get exposed by the Capitals in round 1

#HockeyisforEveryone
#BellLetsTalk

>Says the Ottawa Karlssons

Literally no team.

>you will never fuck nylander

>Being an inbred alcoholic yellow man

Disgusting desu

t. amerifat

Fuck off Josi

WHERE'S THE TRANNY GAY FANS PRETENDING TO BE A GOOD TEAM NOW

Someone recommend me a good AHL jersey I'm thinking about getting a Hershey bears jersey
>pic related

Bolts are literally worthless without Stamkos

resting up before >we murder everyone next year

why do you want a hershey jersey

It's the end of our season in an hour, with the Elite League's Playoff Final between the Sheffield Steelers and the Cardiff Devils.

There's going to be a free stream too. Might make a thread for curious Brits.

>Sandwichfags on crystal meth watch

>miss playoffs
>celebrate by setting franchise record by winning seven in a row

Fuck.this team I'm an oilers fan now

>getting in because of loser points and this choke job

embarrassing desu

Because Vitek Vanicek is such a nice guy I have his contact info if you want it

then why'd you spell his name wrong?

Daily reminder that the Leafs are winning the Stanley Cup and there is NOTHING any of you cucks can do about it

Welcome.

>canada
>stanley cup
lol

Oh man, laffs making the playoffs will make their elimination that much better. I bet they have the parade route planned already

there's a popping noise in my ear friends, how do i get rid of it

Put a toothpick in your ear and slam it in

Go to the ear doctor to get your ear succ. It's probably wax buildup.

>44 goals wins the rocket

lol stay mad fag

Would Canada burn to the ground if Toronto won the first cup in ages for them?

thanks man
why would you suggest this

Toronto is Canada's team, so no

Why would I be mad?

You wouldn't hear any popping noise anymore

So 4 Canadian teams and 1 from Toronto made the playoffs, nice

6 San Jose / Saint Louis
7 San Jose / Saint Louis
8 Nashville (lock)

2004 was just 41
And shared by 3 players

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St Louis is third in the central

They won't meet each other anyway

Yeah I just realized that. Mild won't survive round one if they have to play saint Louis =(

That's where you're wrong kiddo

wouldn't it be funny if...

CBJ gets swept in the first round
Torts gets sacked. talks shit about CBJ for a year solid
Bob demands a trade, gets denied.
Bob proceeds to tank himself
Bob defies the league and goes to the Olympics, after which he breaks contract and joins the KHL

cringe

Sure?

Can anything major happen to the current playoff matchups after the 82nd regular season game?
According to the NHL, the leafs are 3rd in the Atlantic even before the game against Senators
Bruins have played all of their 82 games

The Leafs will finish 3rd in the Atlantic if they get at least a point today against Columbus. If they don't they'll finish in the second Wild Card and play the Caps

Well
>nhl.com/standings

They're already 3rd in the Atlantic prior to tonights game according to NHL?
I thought they needed a point against the senators too
It's confusing me

Right now they're ahead of Boston because they have 1 less game played. If they get 0 points today they'll have the same amount of points + games played as Boston, but Boston will have more ROW so Boston will jump ahead of them