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Mousasi did nothing wrong

Weidman can't beat anyone who isn't a 40 year old Brazilian

Rumble retired and his coaches left him alone in the octagon

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just a lil heeminder

Looks like shit.

It's good but you should really take out the podcasts if you're the calendar guy.

another terrible ppv

Weidman dropping 3 in a row actually sets him up for a relatively realistic trilogy fight against Anderson (assuming he wins his next one). Would be kinda nice to settle the score once and for all since his first win was literally Anderson letting Chris KO him, and the second was a freak injury

whatever you need my man

Sup, Chris?

megan olivi is literally a midget

Did rumble panic ? Dc only had one hook in but rumble never tried to move

Another great PPV

>Rumble retired and his coaches left him alone in the octagon
That was so sad

imagine how stupid you would have to be to PAY for that card

Rumble said he didn't like the fight life or anything about the fight. Thats probably why he gives up when he gasses. I used to wrestle and started to get really good at it but once i got my second serious injury i took it as en excuse to get out. You can make more money for less shit. You have to like the fighting and training if you want to continue with all the injuries, surgeries, weight cuts, whatever.

Rumble didn't like this punch.

Rumble has the worst RNC defense in UFC history. Even worse than Conor. Just look at most his losses.

>W-where are m-my coaches? H-henrie?

That fucking idiot who said DC was getting knocked out owes me (God) an apology. Fucking zilch. Check the archive I literally told you RNC.

So new rules or something? One hand on mat is no longer a downed opponent?

they should change the ufc logo to a circle with a line through it

>The last good PPV was ufc 207
Surely 211 can't disappoint as well

209 was a good PPV though.

Why?

Should Cormier fight Yoel Romero or for the heavyweight belt?

Thanks

He stopped trying to box him up after that as I recall. Not much you can do against a tank like DC if your whole game is centered around punching power.

Apparently his coaches went quiet and stopped telling him what to do. I think they noticed he was throwing the fight. You put all your effort into training a guy for a championship fight and fly out to to new york so he can just throw it all out the window. I don't think the game plan was to get in the clinch and wrestle. Im sure will hear from the coaches soon.

Ik but still :(

Thinking about Rumble's retirement speech got me scared about my future.

>Information Systems major thats about to graduate next month
>No internship experience
>No job line up

At least I started studying for the Postal Exam 473 as a back up. I just want a comfy job that would pay a 50-60K salary and live the simple life.

a women's title fight and a 5 round heavyweight fight that was shite the first time how could it fail

This.

I knew something was up. Why the fuck would you try to clinch with DC of all people throughout the whole fight?

So what's runbles new job?

>I don't think the game plan was to get in the clinch and wrestle

It definitely wasn't. Rumble was doing his own things in there.

Well, at least you're not a NEET and you don't live in a third world shithole.

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Yes, my man.

A card with my favorite fighter on it is always good.

Aren't they cleaning house from the old regime?

apply for government disability it's comfy

>Going for an IT major when you're not a pajeet?

Currently living in Silicon Valley. Might as well call this place India.

The key is to apply with a disability they can't medically confirm exists. Then you can eat AppleJacks in bed at 5 AM and talk about MMA.

Sup James K?

I thought one hand down was illegal?

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he has to go back, to beat up philipinos and brazilians.

he can't handle soviet superweapons or smug whiteboys

Its two hands down. Either a fist or your palm. Fingers tips on the mat no longer count.

>Where are my coaches
>I want my coaches to get in here
>Where's Henry?
>*awkward 10 seconds*
>I-i-i said I love you
>*Starts tearing up*

the mma hour is shit.

not as shit as that "calendar"

first frame: fingers on ground, head in focus
second frame: fingers on ground, head out of focus coz it just got knee'd

Alright so its a new rule?
Because I remember that tim means fight he only had one hand down

Is Jon Jones still the greatest Light Heavyweight of all time?

Fingers don't count, it has to be full palms.

hooft really cares about anthony, but he simply ignored him all fight, and hooft was only coaching guys as long as rumble kept fighting.

so by not going all out and listening to his coach and fighting like a hooft fighter it disrepected his coaches only joy in life, making rumble a murder machine

hooft probably left so he could vent

>It is my destiny from God to go undefeated.
-Chris "The All American" Weidman

what did he mean by this?

Will someone update me on whats happened?
I didn't watch last night

Whys everyone bitching about the UFC???

They fucked that call up if memory serves, I definitely remember Rogan screaming about a bunch of stuff that was clearly not true. Anybody got a webm?

Big John said it was 100% illegal and would be with new rules

>fighters must have both hands on the ground — either their palms or fists — to be considered grounded

touche. legal as fuck then

Oh I think I remember now...didn't the guy have his knee on the mat? That'd make him officially "grounded" regardless of his hands under both the old and new rules. Pretty sure it should've been a TKO.

From LW champ to prelim chump.

Gooby heemed this nigga's life.

a handful of guys at middleweight can easily be top 10 lhws

dc is old and vacating
jones is an idiot drug addict
rumble quit
shogun is top 5 lol
gus is deleted

>TKO
I meant DQ, sorry I'm retarded tonight

Phil Davis could come back and unironically be champ lmfao

Funny how the ref, the fighters, the commentators and the audience had no idea of the rules. Combined with the towel at the weigh in, the nonsense over breast implants, the commission in New York was goofing.

Yeah its a new rule. With some others like not being able to have your finger pointed at the opponents face when reaching out.
And i believe that the rules werent in place at the time in that place. I dont remember. If new unified rules are agreed upon every commision has to also vote on them.

now is schaub's time to make the cut fuck rogan that unfunny manchild

If DC wins Jones 2 he will literally be the goatest

Fucking Smilin' Sam Alvey could probably KO'd Brendan

they better have TWO backup fighters for that fight, between jones being retarded and DC being 50 and dying to make weight

Cockhold could easily be LHW champ

>tonight

No he won't. He needs to beat Jones at least twice.

Do Bronx back-packing and subbing another goof

Too bad about that glass jaw.

>We'll never see Rumble vs JJ

;_;

>Heem'd by a steroid kick from TRTor
>Had chin up high before getting heemed by Bizbong

He can definitely beat Shogun.

> (OP)
UFC 210 main and co main were not what anyone expected. A fight was stopped early with controversy and rumble threw the fight and gave up.

rockhold quit because his dad was an athlete who may have died young because of steroids

Seriously though, how does a decrepit, pudgy old man who nearly died trying to make weight manhandle a spry young bull like Rumble?

but on friday i literally said rumble would quit
and some 23 year old dork kept rambling about DC's deleted chin

>because his dad was an athlete who may have died young because of steroids

Where do you get these whacko fantasies from?

>"maybe in the next life"

25 years of sports
11 years of pro fighting
>young bull
lol

F

Who's going to take Rumbles place?

his dad dropping dead from an enlarged heart really got him thinking about all that steroid abuse

NYSAC fucked up big time, but the UFC deserves part of the blame for pushing the new rules without making them clear.

Off the top of my head I can't remember a card with so many different issues with the rules and regulations.

EVER HEARD OF RIZIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson

memes

I just watched the fights now. Pretty sad.
I'm still confused though because someone was on about 2 retirements last night but I only heard rumble retire?

Also did anyone get any webms of fighters in the audience?


Also do you guys remember me posting this and you spoke me out of it?

Its on there

mate you are fine with an IT degree

easy to get your foot in the door if you put in the legwork and can interview well

use your school's career services shit

jimi, who dc will beat and then retire

bones is going to decimate that division

>wasting 4 years getting a degree instead of having certs and 4 years of work experience
lmao @ ur "life"

protip: no one gives a fuck about your degree

Jimi Manuwa please

nothing wrong with some xtra toilet paper my man

That's literally not true, where are you getting these wild stories from?

>I abandoned my friend because I love him so much

t. never gonna have a healthy relationship ever

patrick cote also retired

Lol unlucky lad
That was a pretty solid bet

I got this one, some band

cuckold is the posterboy for steroids and HGH if his heart isnt fucking retarded he's an anomaly