alli:
>28 PL appearances
>16 goals
>5 assists
>regular match-winning performances
>five million pounds
poobag:
>25 PL appearances
>4 goals
>3 assists
>regular phil-neville-like performances plus dabs
>one hundred million pounds
really activates the almonds
You just jelly that he chose to play for the greatest and best club in the history of the world la
Can Alli dab? Didn't think so. Manchester got a great deal. -juventus customer
Manchester United more like MANURECHESTER POO-SHITED
>b-b-but our world record signing
Alli is more of a forward these days, not really a fair comparison. He does have more goals this season than Ibrahimovic though.
>can Alli dab
yes
poobag btfo
Why is he so smug?
>That team bonding and spirit
>comparing attacking mid/false winger with central midfielder
>two entirely different teams with completely different game plans
alli is good, scary good in 2017. dont get me wrong. but comparing him to pogba does not make any sense at all
>you
>relevant
pick uno
Becasue he's.black
i fucking hate niggers
galm down :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDD
i thought he was a paki
>comparing an Attacking midfielder/forward to a box-to-box/defensive midfielder
ok
He identifies as white desu because he hates his parents
This.
He's half black and half white
pogba's position can't be defined by normal footballing terms tbf
yeah he and mouyes are innovating the role of useless dog shite
>Alli goes missing in the EL and for England
>Pogba, still in EL and GOAT for France.
Yeah m8, I think playing against Watford is his level
You know literally nothing about football. Kill yourself.
>false winger
You are one
Poobag was nothing but average in the Euros
He's a false flagger
I'd bet my life on fucking Alli going down at the end of his career as just another overrated English black footballer who acheived nothing, and Pogba going down as one France's best midfielders of all time, with multiple titles and a CL wim under his belt.
So fuck off with ur false threats you can't do nothing Pussyhole
>multiple titles and a CL win
Who is he moving to to achieve them?
Alli is exactly what the entire white race is going to look like in 100-200 years.
Lel, this white boy is mad
In first for >arsenlel
Okay mate. What IS pogbas position?
Nice.
>overrated shit No. 1 is better than overrated shit No. 2
>white
box-to-box midfielder with license to go forward. quite similar to yaya toure, but with more mobility and with more responsible defensively
Not really. If he knocks up a white girl then his kids will be almost white, and then if they knock up white girls too their kids will be white
In FM terms he's a Roaming Playmaker
Yaya toure scores goals, creates assists, is strong in the tackle and can do the job he's told to do, whether it be a regista or a ball winning AM. He's not perfect but he definitely can play football.
Poobag just gets in the way and kicks the ball very hard.
He is NOT a playmaker.
i know this is le racist Sup Forums but that was uncalled for doncha think?
alli: 2 games where it mattered, lost his head in both them
chelsea, gent and iceland are at least 3 games
I wasn't counting internationals desu
It's a given that english players are bad there
He scored twice against Chelsea
His passing can be quite incisive at times
He reminds me of a shit Steven Gerrard at the moment, but more athletic and lower IQ
the power of race mixing I guess
>tfw half hungarian half romanian
bow down to me inbred shits
I see him as Gerrard in that he has to have the game about him but Gerrard actually could play football. Poobag doesn't even know what he's doing. He's just awful. He kicks it hard. That's literally it.
>Living in Romania
Unlucky lad
>Sup Forums unironically gets trigged by racism
Fuck off back to Africa, Mexico or some other assorted shithole. I've had enough, boys.
>the proud white race
he didn't sign for halal madrid
>this coming from the european capital of violent crime
if alli played outside england he'd be way worse than pogba IN england
like anyone on this board is a potential victim of violent crime. please.
london is one of the most expensive cities in the world and your country is barely on map
>muh london
every big city is shit except moscow and anchorage
prove me wrong, protip: your blood pressure will go up because you cant
unfair on Phil Neville tbqh. He put in an honest effort unlike Jogba
perfecting the dab takes effort
they are shit because """people""" from your country decided to come in it to start their thieff career
>this mad because paris is shit
rev up them quran you brown shit
you're not white or historically or presently relevant, sorry
>implying I care about your Sup Forums autism
making you jobless niggers rage is an hobby onto itself
>this mad because your entire nation and """people""" are seen are sub humans
even the unemployed probably make more money than you kek
>getting called a subhuman by some smelly frog that lost his mcdonalds job to a romanian qt
oh what will I do now!
besides my superior hungarian/romanian genes are better than you ugly frog muslims and there is nothing you can do about it
kek and I still end up with more disposable income because ownership is a non concept in your battered dying country
>the Kazakhstan village in Borat was actually filmed in Romania
I'd banter you about terrorism but I'm better than that tbqh
living in a dilapidated shed doesn't count as ownership m8
better than paying 800 pounds to live in a garage ''''''apartment''''''''
yeah people are flocking to cities and paying high rent because everything is so shit here
well, at least you have the internet so as your life goes nowhere you can still pretend to strangers that everything is fine.
>regista
back to /r/soccer, would you m8?
>implying romanians have works
they only get there to robb people, prove me wrong
but small towns are comfier
learn english you brown shit
Alli might actually be the only english player with world-class potential of the last 20 years
>small towns
nope. heres some perspective for you: talking to you is the low point of my day. it's the highlight of yours.
what about kane?
why are you so angry at me all the time? genuine question
>my superior hungarian/romanian genes
yeah sure, being a rapped country for centuries helped you having superior genes, kek
>this coming from a french'''man'''
HA!
everything you say is absolutely out of logic
it's just a play on you having loads of immigrants, cheer up m8 puberty will be over soon
I hope your unemployment will be over soon aswell
it was over a few months ago, I miss shitposting for 18 hours straight
What about Eric Dier? He learnt how to play in Portugal after all
>Eric Diarrhea
>Nbooga Mbanana, quintessential Frenchman
>all this begging for the young and black vote
disgusting
Not like Portugal produce regular world class players. Figo, Rui Costa and tsuuu in the last 20 years. Pepe and Deco are Brazilian. Also Dier is shit.
she lost my respect (yes, I respected the whore) when she tried to go for the cool hip nice lady instead of owning up to her warmongering
she also would have won the elections if she just admitted to being a vile whore but america's whore btw
They just won a major tournament which is more than you can say for Englel
And yet your best player those last 10 years is called Ali, really makes me think
>won one game in normal time
>lost to part time dentists
>didn't lose to Iceland
b-but we beat portugal 1-1 though
They didn't beat them either. Also Iceland are the best Nordic team, Swedecuck.
thx iceland, it was a very great win, i hope to see you qualified for next wc, you deserve it
>swedecuck
>le score 2 past shit teams to stat-pad dirty twat half-caste man
He's overrated as fuck.
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