Being a male and not joining the military. explain yourself

being a male and not joining the military. explain yourself.

>joining the U.S. Military after the catastrophic clusterfuck that was the Vietnam War

U.S. Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.

Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?

From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.

However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)

The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.

Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.

This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.

>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you - and you probably stink.

Fat and 5”4’

Didn't make the weight requirement. Wish I could be staying humans in a foreign country right about now.

I planned on joining the Marines. Even went to the recruiter several times. But a couple months after I turned 16 I was hit by a truck and shattered my pelvis.
They didn't want me after that.

Now, 10 years later, I'm a drug addict living paycheck to paycheck in a shitty house contemplating suicide every day.

No thank you I'd rather not be a puppet nor slave to the elite using our people.I'd rather be home

/thread

This guy gets it.

>being a male and not joining the military. explain yourself.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

being a faggot and shit posting on Sup Forums explain yourself

>letting a command structure absolve me of the burden of thought or responsibility or agency
vs.
>actually having a talent, skill, or purpose in life beyond playing army like an adult mentally stuck at 8yo

milfags are disposable losers, socialists suckling at the government teat, and about to be replaced by robots superior in every way

Muh bone spurs...

Bone spurs bro

I'm fat and don't know how to lose weight. I only eat like 500 calories a day and walk every night. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Now my mom says I'm not allowed to walk at night anymore. So I'm fucked.

>tfw I'll never feel the heat of battle all because I'm a fat fuck.

>government "halts" employment of men into army to equal out the men and women in the army.
#fuckyouliberalaustraliangoverment

I'll grab a gun if there's ever an invasion but fuck getting shot or blown up so some billionaire can save 1/1000th of a cent on the dollar.

Dont want to be ordered around.

>selling your mortal body to the military complex so they can use your body to wage unnecessary war, to sell weapons and use that money to buy politicians, who advocate more war and weapons.

Honestly, ameriguns are just unashamedly stupid.

Hell, you even buy weapons to kill each other on the street with.

watching america undevelop is like having a fishbowl.

I'm not dumb

Being Jody is more entertaining

I'm psychotic

Lemme think. Wait, hold on, having the ability to think already overqualifies me to spend my peak years taking pot shots at sand niggers and blowing other grunts in the barracks. Add in the fact that I'd be actively supporting Israel? Nah, I'm good.

So how will they protect Sidney when the emus attack? They had able-bodied men to do it last time, and they still lost.

Earning top money, not getting dismembered by ied's, not playing sticky biscuit with a bunch of unwashed, spotty low lifes, going where I want when I want, not being shouted at by a barrel chested shouty cunt of a nco, building a career that won't end when I'm 40, growing my hair out, weekends off, no ptsd. Etc etc etc

Getting a mechanical engineering masters degree in less than a year.

Don't wanna blow up any kids on accident, or purpose for that matter.

You have no idea how anything works, and it's blatantly obvious.

And there's a group of 8 foot tall Quaker moon men living on the dark side of the moon, we have the same amount of proof for our claims.

I'll join when my country drafts me to fight.

I'm not putting 24/7of my life for the forseeable future to march and practice fighting. I'll fight when a real war is on.

I'm from the UK, so we have different attitudes to 'protecting your country'. Fighting sand niggers and getting blown up by Ahmed is already a daily thing here, we don't need to go to another country for it.

>make thread about glorious military life.
>post picture of Airfag, the gayest military profession ever.
seriously, even a homosex medic with pink camouflage is less gay than airforce "soldiers"

being this jealous of the flyboys

Ain't gonna die or get ptsd just so some nigger can get their gas 20c cheaper

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i dont fight rich mans wars

sex, pizza, beer.

Lolz. You think that America can disarm its military and create a peaceful socialist utopia? You do know that there are other countries (like Russia) that would jump at an opportunity like that to fuck us up?

Dumb nigger. Every nation must have a military until NO nation has a military.

you've been brainwashed to think that you're fulfilling and important / significant duty when in actuality you're a disposable piece of garbage that serves no function other than funneling tax dollars into weapons manufacturers pockets

I'm not 18

You are even less than that peasant

hah. whatever you say kid.
enjoy your freedom to be a shitposting homotron.

tried, they didn't want me cause of a past injury. in hindsight though i'm glad, my countries military acts as mercenaries for the US in wars that i really don't know enough about to put my life on the line for, and what i do know makes me think we probably shouldn't be involved.

>being a male and not joining the military. explain yourself.
Well first of all, I'm 30 years old. I don't really feel like suspending my life and go around running in the forrest with a bunch of 18-20 years old and play war on pretend.

Secondly, I didn't go to the military when I was 19 because I got accepted to the university.

don't want to die in wars I don't agree with

6 years deep, navy Corpsman 8404 stationed with div right now

Muh heel spurs :( otherwise I'd be the best fighter. The best. I would've been a great hero. I'd take my m16 and end communism. I don't like faggot soldiers who get caught prisoners tho. Sad!

You have been brainwashed by libtard "professors" who were too chickenshit for 'Nam and re-labeled their cowardice as "conscientious objection." Weapons manufacturing is a large segment of the US economy and employees millions of people. You want healthcare and school? Get a job and get insurance. The government exists to legislate and provide defense for the nation, not to pander to Marxist pussies shit talking superior people on the chans.
Stay mad and entitled, faggot.

It is a complete waste of time. Even less socially useful than a Deliveroo rider.
Also this. There is only one war.

I have IQ over 100.

Yes, a large part of your economy is a completely useless hollow shell.

Best keep polishing them boots son or else the Chinese gonna invade amirite?

I do not support the Federal United States Government or it's goals

Nothing worth fighting for.

WW3 breaks out? ACTUALLY need to defend my country? Sure.
But why the fuck would I risk getting my own face blasted off fighting someone elses shit for oil/money/so america can say they have the biggest dick?

Because my ridiculously long and annoying to pronounce last name would make me easy pickings for any drill sergeant or superior. That, and I'm self conscious of my man tits.

Who's that "male" you keep talking about? Is it that weird old social construct used to create diversity in society?

>government exists to subsidy weapons manufacturers and defence contractors
Not the guy you're responding to, but you sound pretty brainwashed to me, user.

The fact that companies that survive solely on government spending make up "a large segment of the US economy" should worry you.

Went to bootcamp, 3 weeks in I blew both my knees out, and they wouldn't let me continue.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I didn't want to create more terrorists and international conflicts. Shouldn't have to explain that killing is bad.

I like my privacy when I take a shit. Is that too much to ask from life?

You wouldn't want me in the military

I won't tolerate being yelled at for inconsequential fuckups or autismal dress codes. Plus I have a medical condition that they absolutely will not allow thru (inb4 tranny...no).

The rest of it sounds pretty much up my alley though. But, regardless I missed the boat. I'm too old for any branch at this point.

being disposable is not contradictory to being important.

If you actually eat 500 calories a day you should loose weight. You're lying to us and yourself user. Try eating small 250-300 calorie meals every 3 hours and stop before 1600 cals if you actually want to loose weight.

>all these people scared of war

join the navy you idiots, you literally go neet mode on a ship. I did 6 years but got out because I didn't like moving 1-3 years and then sitting on a ship for months while somebody fucks my gf. I grew up in a military family, but both of my parents were military so it was easier for them.

jealous? really? when I did my duty I saw some of the airforce recruits doing a mandatory training that involved sleeping in your tent IN THE FUCKING GYM HALL because it was "too cold for them and they don't want to get a recruit sick". Fucking sugarcubes. But I got to lock some of them up over the weekend later for other pussying around. :) That was really satisfying.

air force:
>better pay
>learn skills that are actually useful when you return to civilian life
>easier
>not getting shot at
>exact same benefits

the only reasons i can think of for joining a different branch is that you have a heroism fetish, either that or you're too low iq to meet the air force's standards/realise how much better off you'd be in the air force

Wars are fought mostly with artillery, it's redundant for me to join when all I'm going to do in practice is occupy places; not to mention a decent portion of the people in the lower ranks are ape-fucks.

>being a male and not joining the military. explain yourself.

no respawn