Tears english football apart

>tears english football apart

No idea who this guy is but he looks like he had a stroke

sunderland

>6th

No denying he's been outstanding on an average team though. Only bettered by lukaku who's what, like 14 years younger than him?

that's his congolese age m8

>6th
>average goal return if you take away the man utd refball penalties and goals
>thought he was going to win the league

Only bettered by say...
Lukaku, Kane, Ali, Sanchez, Costa but apart from that.

5th actually.

>35 years old
>already has surpassed his goal tally in spain from 6 years ago
>bu-but English football is the highest level
Is the premier league the new MLS?

Ibra has fallen so low now he aims for 4th place, how embarrassing. Premiership is way too strong for him, he's going to win every league bar the one that actually matters.

How does it feel being retarded?

he usually plays for the best team of the championship, not this time.

Which begs the question, how high/low would Chelski be with Ibra instead of Costa?

rich coming from a leaf

Neither Costa nor Ibra are very good.

Ibra is a more complete striker than Costa, so i would bet higher.

How has been doing against top 6 teams this season?

yeah but chelsea aren't as reliant on costa as man united are on ibra. they both work for their respective teams.

what are you implying then ?

that i don't think chelsea would benefit from ibra

I imagine you're just as unimpressed with Ronaldo and Messi so just who would you describe as "very good"?

He is so much better than the rest of his team.

do i need to list all the epl rejects that dominated leliga?

Or any other team. Zlatan is the only real world class player in the EPL.

Not an argument.

damn i didn't know he did so well in the beginning, but calling him a reject? kek

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>dominates lower table shitters
>6th place

He's right though, neither have proven themselves to be spectacular at all this season.

In that case, who has?

go ahead oven dodger

what are games in hand?

>ibrahimobitch

Fuckin jews

>empty statement/not following through
also it is 2017

Fuck off you dumb German cunt, atleast there's other teams competing for the title cunt.

Kanes got quality delivery though and scores mostly tap ins, Costa's been average and Sanchez has been inconsistent. Ibra is a God m8.

>5th (fifth) in goalscoring table
>by far the most chances wasted in the whole league
>Ibra is God xDDD
Still, Manure are just overpaid West Brom without him. Proves what frauds >mouyes and his mercenary squad are

imagine where united would be without this guy

8th?

Pretty sure >mouyes would have been sacked by now without Ibrahimovic saving his thoroughly exposed ass a dozen times

Give me a quick rundown on based Slovak

PL Top Scorers

1. Lukaku (23)
2. Kane (19)
3. Sanchez (18)
4. Costa (17)
5. Ibrahimovic (17)
6. Aguero (16)
7. Alli (16)
8. Defoe (14)
9. Hazard (14)
10. Mane (13)

He's been good but he hasn't really been tearing the league apart.

I think they would still be comfortably in first place. Maybe one or two more points.

You're pretty based yourself :3

Leaves united in ruin

not many teams would. he's very good if you are dominating posesssion but due to his age he cannot counter well, meaning he's actually bad for mouyes most of the time against big teams too. ibra's whole thing is scoring against teams he can bully, and he's excellent at it. who cares if you score against big teams, if you can beat up small teams you will finish very near the top of the table. imagine if liverpool had ibra instead of firmino against non top 4 teams, they would have slapped the shit teams and more than likely won the league.

>tears the Europa league apart

FTFY

People that don't think he's been the best player in the premier league are fucking retarded. United is dogshit and can't score without him in the lineup. He'd probably have 30+ goals in any of the top 4

*blocks your path*

*draws english football match*

...

>lel liga
>good

pick one

>scores mostly tap ins
>3/19 Prem goals from inside the 6 yard box

>tfw your pornfu gets used as a reaction

He also has way more minutes played than most of the players around him in that table

it unironically is

he'll never win allsvenskan

anyone else unironically rate son?

He's better than Bale

he's arguably the greatest player of all time.

>his pornfu is one of the 250 weekly new generic whos that enter porn these days

feel sad for your dik m8

>le buy kante and win man

for the next 5 years the ideal midfielder will be a short, pacy tacklerman.

your wifes son?

He's not bad when you consider they got him for free. Although the wages he's on are a joke.

Have for a while, he just won't get a proper look in because of Kane. Even when Kane wasn't scoring Son was still being used as a late sub. Think the best thing for him would be to move team but Spurs won't want to let go.

Or are we talking about some other Son.

>falling for the games in hand = 3 points meme

Since neverkusen
>le footie hipster

EPL just as pathetic as Ligue 1 confirmed. You're literally shittier now.

>Sunderland
W-Wow the skill...

was having this debate with a spuds fan at the boozer this weekend, he reckons they should cash in on him while hes on a heater.. called him a clueless twat tbhonest

truly the next van Nistelrooy

Well, by that definition Sadio Mane is the best player in the league.

All they've got left to aim for this season is finishing higher than Liverpool ie the team that they can only catch if they win all their games in hand by at least three goals. Never gonna happen.

You'd make a good Manure customer: loud and clueless.