Sunderland vs Manchester United game thread 2

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>0:2 against 10 men Sunderland
Suck it, ABUs

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>No red card for Pogba for making a shit pass

Fucking hell, why doesn't the ref just put a United shirt on?!

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>hat with a suit

why would he do that?

>tfw Cattermole and Rodwell will soon be gone from the Premier League and you will never have to see or hear about them every again

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Were you a diehard Pogba fan? It's kind of weird that you're suddenly an ABU this year. No one knew you existed before this season.

Does it bother anyone that she's a coalburner

>no red for Herrera shooting from distance again

>Probably already been told by Mou that he'll be sold in summer
>Has to play under Moyes for the worst club in the league until then
>Can't even play today
>Turns up to the match to see Fellaini as the United captain

No wonder why he looked like he wanted to die.

all fat women are

>Were you a diehard Pogba fan?
he's a Juve bandwagoner with a hardon for the Dabman

>free kick for Sunderland for stamping on Shaw's ankle

>No red for Romero's handball

lel that's a foul in the other direction

Very nice of Moyes to give >us free points

This is disgusting. Why doesn't the ref just show us his united season ticket already

>look her up
>weight: 87 kg
welp

>get your ankle stepped on
>ref gives a foul against you

no.. because I don't know who that is and have no intention of wanting to find out

>Eastern Europe
>diehard fan of extravagant black muslim mostly known for his trademark dance move

>poogba

>no 10 match ban for mourinho making a sub during a match

Don't bully Poobag

>pogba

>poobag

Pogba has wasted about 30 great chances this season.

>No red card for Shaw for getting stepped on

>pogba

mous ego couldnt allow him to let shaw play the full 90

what a twat

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Not buying it m8.
>suddenly becomes an ABU when a Juve player leaves for United

Less far-fetched than a Eastern European obsessing over a black, Muslim club thousands of kilometers away?

>Eastern Europe
>diehard fan of an Italian club who don't have any players from his country

Not his job to score goals though. Look at all those assists he has

I don't get you ABU's.
Fair enough - Make fun of Rooney, Mourinho etc but why make fun of Pogba?
He is the best player we have and has been excellent in each match so far.
And yes, he is a defensive midfielder. Just because you don't know anything about defending doesn't change this.

Pogba doesn't make interceptions because he doesn't have to. His very existence prevents the opposition making passes. He is like a walking nuclear deterrent. Yet the most amazing thing about Pogba is that he acts as a nuclear deterrent and at the same time acts as a nuclear bomb. He scares other teams into backtracking and not scoring goals but at the same time dominates the attacking phase of play himself. If you have Pogba in your team the opposition are nothing but Japanese faces about to be melted in the Hiroshima nuclear fire that is Pogbas next pass, his next shot, his next dribble. He is effective. It is not his fault that we're 5th. Besides, Pogba has already generated over 200 million pounds in

shirt sales (50 million)
club museum sales (10 million)
ticket sales (40 million)
mug sales (10 million)
shirt sales with shirts that have pogba pictures on but aren't football shirts (10 million)
other income (60 million)
hotel and restaurant income (20 million, watching pogba play is something that requires a full holiday in manchester to experience)

What did Lingard actually do to deserve this contract?

Was it just the dabbing?

>18 games
>1 goal

what happens here

Christ lad

>it's a Mourinho bullies Martial instead of Shaw episode

FATSO

Shaw could only handle 60-70 minutes when he was actually fit and in good shape at Southampton. He's now a chubby shit who has barely played all season, stop hating Mou for no reason.

he tries pretty hard, I guess

I bet Rashford won't even get a retrospective ban for being subbed on

>booing an injured player
Blunderland deserve to get relegated, scummy club in a scummy town.

Why is someone like Lingard getting a new contract and starting games while Martial is on the bench?

>I've shagged girls with all kinds of body types
>chubby, fat, whale, the list goes on...
why are you so embarassed about fucking fatties user

mou couldn't let him play on the other side where his messages can't reach him

I just want to take a moment to express my gratitude towards the based Slovak.
There are days when I feel like shit, but then I open Sup Forums, and there he is, making customers buttmad with clever remarks and funny jokes. That's the moment when I realize that I'm not alone, there is a brother, right here in Eastern Europe, who brings a little bit of joy to each of my days.

Thank you, based Slovakbro. Without you browsing Sup Forums and triggering customers wouldn't be nearly as fun as it is right now.

Rested for Thursday probably

They grow a lot of bananas there

dab

Because Lingard plays with more determination.

Homegrown quota will come to prem after being trialled in football league

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>pretending to be a customer when they're winning

This is shit 12 year olds do and you're a disgrace to ABU'S everywhere at this point

lol

>Slippy B

You're not very bright, clearly. Enjoy your mrs skeltal gf

Came back to Sup Forums from the other chan for 2016 Euro and stuck around, that's all. You can look up Slovak flag >moyesing in Manure match threads in 2013 if you want.
It's funny though, isn't it. The worst transfer of all times happened between the club you love and the one you hate, "your" club being the cash-receiving side. Of course I'm going to rub it in customers' faces

I get that, but Lingard has 0 leverage.

If he says he won't renew with United for less than 100k/week, who else would pay him even half that much? I'm sure a knob like Eddie Howe would try, like he did with Jordon Ibe, but it's too much money for smaller teams.

He has 0 negotiating room. United held all the cards. They could buy a new winger or just promote another homegrown kid.

WHY?

You're mentally ill.

who is this cement darmian?

B-but I make bunker threads when we draw, I'm a real fan

utd defending looks poor though, bailly making plenty of mistakes

That image is stupid, it takes Pogbas wages into account but not the other players. Your obsession is not healthy.

valencia really is united's only passable fullback

>less than 90kg? too skeltal for my tastes
>tfw too smart to fuck healthy girls

>higuain ₤75m

>Poobag
>Shit

Pick both

Appreciated much, based Estonia. We'll bully the pakis together

It's perfectly fine because those others all play for free

That was very one-footed of Trashford, wasted a chance completely.

united have too much money and an idiot in charge of it

Your argument would make perfect sense if we were living in a rational, transparent world.

Clearly, we're not. So it's either us missing a piece to this puzzle or witnessing the human madness at it's finest.

Does it say TOTAL COST next to those other players? You can easily find >pogba's transfer fee in that picture, pointing out how much in wages they're throwing at a Twitter-trending N'Dong is just adding insult to injury

>its a zlatan ruins the attack episode

They're getting ready for brexit

at last I truly see

The rubbish on the pitch is moving faster than Sunderland players.

>ref didn't book Darmian for getting pulled back
it's like he's wearing a United shirt wtf

The comparison is biased, fuck off with your bullshit no one cares, just leave.

If I was Rashford i'd be furious with Zlatan, he has fucked up 2 one-on-one chances for him now because he no longer gives a shit after getting his goal.

desu, Pogba is an okay player; he just considers himself much better than he actually is and fucks up so many passes and chances because of that

>living in the past

>Pogba's transfer fee clearly listed there
>just like those other players
>B-BIASED

some ex model i think

looks like the pitch is getting invaded by sunderland players

the rubbish on your mothers pitch moves faster when i ejaculate on it

>Martial not shown a straight red for warming up on the touch line

HOW MUCH DID UNITED PAY THIS REF??!?!

N'dong is a pretty solid DM.

Can see a decent side buy him in the summer.

>okay player
That means Top 30 player in PL, and he's around there somewhere probably. No one would ridicule Manure and Poobag as much if they had paid the real value of 20 million.

You're ignoring what I said here Just naff off, you're a sad bastard.

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