I live on an island

i live on an island,
ask me anything

ever fuck a fish

How amazing it is?

sometimes..they tend to get drunk alot and are pretty easy

its pretty cool.always sunny and the views are great

i live in the grey one with the brown windows

Why is there so much sexual content on here. It's all fap this fap that. Ex's, shouldn't share's, roll for nudes, women women women....

The horniness level of this place has noticeably gone up, which only means younger prepubescent kids who's balls are mid drop are flooding the place with material to "discover" themselves.

How do we solve this problem?

which country? how many inhabitants has the island?
Did you ever rape a monkey while playing chess?

most disliked local animal GO

not OP but ill tell you how we solved the mlp fags, we forced them into a containment board and banned every single one who posted pony shit on any board.

all porn should be placed in its respective boards. weird hentai on d, normal hentai on h, ecchi on e 3d wyomen on s and so on.

race baiting with black supremacy posts are another issue that will never be solved because paid shills blah blah blah.

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60.000
once,, but it wasnt chess it was poker

Does your Island have a monorail ?

these assholes here

Nice!

I don't mind some porn, but the flood of faggot porn is just spam, posted by bots imho.

no ,,but we got kebab

i love how you just have an image ready to go for those fuckers. dont worry OP lots of places have them and they are all fuckers.

they are fucking everywhere.they will destroy a garden in a flash..ive killed a couple for bbq reasons

How often do you go to the mainland? Like do you go to Athens?

getting a bit off of OPs topic but there should be new boards for traps and shit that people constantly complain about. want black only porn? heres a new board. want traps? new board. loli? new board with limited bandwidth just like the rest of the new boards with shit bandwidth.

ive been tto athens 3 times in the past 8 years,,no real reason to,,except if you seriously need a good hospital

How cold does it get in the winter? Do you ever get snow down by the coast there?

gain their power through consumption OP, become the goat slayer.

also what do you do for work? fish blaster or goat blaster?

OP here...but i like traps

how are you doing considering the "crisis"? Is at a real issue? also, i heard a lot of Greek people don't like to pay their taxes and constantly rip off the government, is that true?

neither actually...i rent sunbeds and umbrellas on the beach .mostly to scandinavian toorists

I always wonder how they get power to those islands. Like to you have some sort of coal power plant on the island or are there big submarine transmission cables or something?

the crisis is easing down,,we still dont have control of our bank acconts,yes we did endulge ino tax evasion but the last 2 years its really hard to do that bcause of all the goverment controls and audits..so we are learning how to pay debts i guess

You're on Rhodes OP?

I'm a youngfag and it's pretty annoying

makin the fuggin tourist money mayne. you accept tips? in the US most companies require you report your tips.

also its okay to like traps if you want, there just needs to be a board for it so people dont shit up your threads complaining and bumping it to post limit forcing the OP to make a new trap thread that gets bumped to limit that makes the OP make another thread and....

theres a powerplant that burns crude oil,but thats just for one quarter of the need ,,most comes from underwater lines

Do you live on an island?

yup

I also technically live on an island OP! Do you fish lots of fish?

What is the best ouzo?

moneys really good .tips are ok.no law about reporting them..also i find alot of really cool and very expensive stuff that tourist forget when they leave,,watches,phones.mp3 players.tablets.wallets.etc

Your neighbors look like blow-up sex dolls.

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Canarias?

i fish alot during the off season..much with nets and shit

ouzo 12
try it if you can find it its fucking goooood

do you have weird yellow toe nails because you wear sandals the whole year?

if you dont already own one, invest in a metal detector my dude, shit would really increase your finds. doesn't even have to be a super spendy one just something to find the real hidden shit.

also because island shit that washes up too.

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south aegean
rodos

also, favorite anime and game?

yes,,,yes i do..i use some kind of oil and aloe in the winter to get them normal

already do that user,i search all the beaches in the winter,,i can find up to 2000 euros worth of gold and coins

You guys had a 100 foot tall bronze statue standing on marble 2000 years ago when most of europe was still living on dirt floors and eating squirrels ... What's it like living in a place that's been established and relatively civilized for over 2000 years?

not too much into anime,,but i do like deathnote and attack on titan ,also sailor moon..
i do enjoy many ww2 games and generally shooter games

That's shawarma, not kebab.

the sense of history is amazing..its everywhere..its pretty awesome actually

this if fun. i like this thread.

its a Doner kebab if you wanna get technical

On an Island?

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pink floyd has a mansion here

I didnd't know Pink Floyd was an individual

>2000 euros worth of gold and coins
FUGGG

>shooter games
if you dont mind time sink games try out destiny or warframe (f2p)

>death note, AoT
if you like dark stuff try Psycho Pass. dark like death note and AoT but future cops with hand cannons. about the same length as death note but with a movie as the ending. highly recommend.

(also try Ghost in the Shell but thats less dark and more espionage like)

also you have any athestic night time pictures of town? need new wall papers friendo.

>athestic
oh shit i cant speel

where tf do you live, Crete?

It's amazing that they're so well maintained and in everyday use. So many other cities would just destroy the building and build something bigger and more modern on that piece of land.

Which one's Pink?

the whole band used to spend theis holidays here in the mansion you glow in the dark faggot corrector

my mom

being this butthurt

mouth-off harder dipshit

i will try all those thanks

rodos.but that is a pic of halki one island over,where i live in the winter

its my favorite all time band

i don't know it seems like there is no fucking plant or any life over there. it's just constant exposure to sun and heat and shit. i know for sure i wouldn't like to be there longer than a few weeks. but i guess having the sea right in front is nice.

you got to take care and preserve your heritage for the sake of future generations and theworld can see what it was like

Do you watch football? have you watched the games against Croatia?

rodos is full of forests and lakes notbarren at all ..other islands are

oh god we sucked big time

What's the wildlife like? Any natural predators?

okay. my mistake. than it's cool i guess.

yeah this, any dangerous fuckers other than goat bastards?

Ergo, oceanus, maritimus
ergo, opacare, matutinus
ergo, septentrio, meridies
ergo, occidens et orientis

Ergo, oceanus, maritimus
opacare, matutinus
septentrio, meredines
occidens et orientis

Ergo, terra, stella, hiems et aestas
ergo, autumnus et, tempus vernum
ergo, radius solis, et umbra
ignis, aqua, caelum, luna
terra, stella, hiems et aestas
autumnus et, tempus vernum
tempus vernum

How many times in a month do you run into an ex?

used to be foxes and badgers but pretty much all gone now,,theres a variety of small mammals and many birds but mostly domesticated animals all over

yeah you kinda did. are you a fan of any football club in Greece?
do you hate any nationality in Europe? what do you think about all those rapefugees?

Why would your windows be brown and not transparent?

favorite animal on island?

we do get an abundance of venomous snake tho..this island was called the island of snakes in ancient times

niiiiice

Where do you buy groceries?

unavoidable..at least once a month

AEK fc
swedish
i think they need to go away,,we have enough problems of our own

the window is transparent you twat..the shutters are brown

these motherfuckers right here..majestic

supermarket dude

w h o l e s o m e.jepg

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welp OP is was nice talking to ya, im going to make some food and do my class work. enjoy the island life and watch those anime my dude. hope to see you post again!

hehe if i was there i wouldn't worry about western brands you guys have much better food