Roast me

roast me

Hitler didn't have an oven big enough.

I can't, you're perfect.

You look like a fatter, uglier version of Jonah Hill

more/name?

is that a table football apparatus?

You're perfect to me.

10/7

The only reason you don’t fall on the floor and kill yourself is because the concrete is too hard In your moms basement and no noose can get through 6ft of fat.

If we did, we could solve world hunger. Lets put our minds to this anons.

Did you eat those ceiling tiles?

I love chubby guys

Obv the first thing I notice is that you're hella fat. I'm guessing you eat burgers frequently, and don't walk more than 2,000 steps a day? Do you have a fitness tracker app?

really didn't want to see a nude of you today OP
Sorry
You are ugly as fuck
Your dick almost makes up for your obese sack of lard

Roasting you would make enough pork to feed 2 American families for a single meal

Life already took care of that, man.
I actually wish you luck and happiness.
Fuck that made ma laugh

how many women have u fucked op?
Otherwise, how many women have cucked u

Fuck you, you miserable cunt

Naw, I dont need to cook the pork yet, dinner won't be needed for another few hours.

Nice foosball table!

how many inches is that thing?

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small dicks are cute

let me succ you

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post a close up of your dick?

If you were skinny, you'd actually have a pretty big dick

Told you last time, can't roast you, I want to suck your cock till you cum down my fucking throat

You should fix your ceiling. A little time invested will yield lower heating bills as the warm air will be held closer to the living space.

same

This

ditto

If you're as nice as I find you attractive, I'd play video games with you and lose intentionally if that meant having to service you sexually.. Take that!

that's gay

I would but i don't want to start a grease fire

i'd make sweet sweet love with you... then I'll try not get eaten by you

You're fat and your penis isn't very big.

My custom 250'000 btu grill hand crafted by hitler is too small

More like pit roast you

Sorry OP my BBQ is way too small...

>mfw I don't look as bad as this yet

There's still hope for my guys

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Your body is swallowing both your heads.

You're so fat that if you got a flesh eating disease the doctor would give you 2 lifetimes for it to finish eating you.

cant get any worse

I'd rather suck your cock. Do you have kik?