Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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How tall are you?

Is it by choice or is there an underlying cause such as mental illness?

180 cm.

I'm socially retarded.

Get prostitute to suck your dick.

fuck, don't be so harsh to yourself. maybe this is why you don't get any pussy and/or ass?

Where am I harsh?

Is your mom free tonight?

why so pathetic?

why are you like this? didnt you even try to be with someone;?

never forget

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It's just how I am.

Yes, I tried chatting up girls at bars, parties, the gym. Tried online dating as well.

Wanna fuck?

Are you me?

Why not get a hooker

When are you going to go on your mass shooting spree? If you could give my some advance notice, would greatly appreciate it.

dude, just get a hooker on backpage, they're clean if they are atleast 200

Would you?

Top or bottom?

No.

Why should I punish other people for my shortcomings?

Haha
Oh wait, you're being serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHA!!

How is your spellcasting? Are the legends true? Are you a wizard?

Because you are a bitter asshole and if you can't be happy, no one else should be too. Plus you get to go down in a flame of glory. Remembered throughout the ages. Especially if your kill count is > 100.

dude where did you put the tweezers?

Aim lower? It's less satisfying but the emotional connection is the same

Meh.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Usually aimed for 5/10s. Am 5/10 myself.

Do you work at walmart?

I work at Lidl. We don't have Walmart I'm Germany.

Do you live with your parents or are you out on your own?

I'm living on my own.

Are you too nervous to try and initiate kissing touching fucking or what? Why?

Do you struggle in other aspects in your life besides being a kissless virgin?

I never got that far.

are you fat?

No. Very athletic.

After reading this thread you seem like a boring fucking person. I wouldn’t even like to talk to someone like you that’s probably why you’re a kissless virgin. Be more positive you low piece of shit, that’s the answer

>After reading this thread you seem like a boring fucking person

That's certainly true.

Are you fatter than Trump?

why do you think you're 5/10?

Why are you wasting your time here? Get your shit together.

Haha. No. Lean as fuck.

Average face.

Same question to you.

do you have a collection of star wars figures from the 70s and 80s still in original packaging?

how?

Nope. Not in any of the nerd stuff. Fantasy, anime and shit like that.

How fat of a chick would you fuck?

Chubby but not fat.

How old are you and have you ever kissed a girl

bump

Damn 34 year old virgin has the audacity to be picky.

Not OP here, but I see you're retarded.

Being desperate doesn't mean being stupid.
There's no reason to go for some shitty wrecked female

My choices are not that reduced. This is not the US or another shithole country where 95% of women are morbidly obese.

Are you retarded user?

This.

you might as well ask why not fuck a trap.

maybe you re too ungly :/

how do you get laid?

Maybe

Not

have you ever kissed a girl or held hands with a girl?

you're ugly

>> 34 year-old kissless virgin
Can you read nigga

have you ever kissed or held hands with a girl(male)?

Yes user I've seen the outside world and fucked a few girls I can also read better than you apparently

Q: How's it feel living in your parents home?
Q: How many video games do you own?
Q: How often do you !masturbate?

Piste dein Gesicht user so schlimm kann es doch nicht sein

also how good are you in magic

If you're all alone why not just spend all your money on hookers? An std isn't the end of the world either, atleast the nurses at hospital will know you fucked someone. Atleast you've lived a little. What else are you saving for? Hoping to leave some money for your siblings when you die?

#97-was mean to you, but you chose to be a dick to #32.

>An std isn't the end of the world either
this is the epitome of YOLO

>Q: How's it feel living in your parents home?

Live alone. In another city.

>Q: How many video games do you own?

About 50.

>Q: How often do you !masturbate?

Maybe once a week.

how many pieces of bread have you eaten in your life?

Nein.

>implying I have a lot of money.

More than five.

Did you write the book of love?
And do you have faith in God above, If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock 'n roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

how low would you be willing to sink?

Go to hell Don

you got any non typical fetishes?

You probably make enough to be a cheapo whores regular once a month. It'll make you feel better

Quite low.

No.

What do you consider cheap?

haven't a clue what the rates are in germany but cant be more then maybe 100 euros an hour for the cheapest dirtiest skank. look at backpage

what spells did you get?

scratch that, more like €200

Dry spells.

Yeah, can't afford that at the moment.

Alter importier dir irgendein weib aus dem mittleren Osten. Die begehren den deutschen pass

>180 cm
That's 5'9" for people using freedom units.

I've come to the conclusion that I'll probably get laid when I move cities and start school. I don't like clubbing, and that's literally the only thing to do to meet girls for me. I'm on Tinder and I match with 6-7/10 girls pretty often, but can't make conversation at all, or I just don't message them. I don't know why I do this shit, because I obviously want to get laid, but I make like no real effort to go out and just do it.

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who cares, you're nothing but a random string of digits to me

Do you ever stop and think theres a very very good reason you're a 34 year old virgin? You should not contaminat the rest of the human race! Faggot.

kek forgot about that one
kinda cringy now tho

What's your job? Are you at least financially independent?

Can you post a picture of your dick pls?

Ficken ist überwertet.

Try using alcohol to overcome your anxiety, nigger.
Or more effectively experiment with amphetamines or try coke.

bamp

really?

Dude just fuck a fat chick.
Thats what i did.
It will make u more confident around chicks that u actually want to fuck.

I think I'm going the same way
>22yo khv
>Live with parents
>can't have friends at work because I don't drink alcohol or do drugs
>doesn't have anything to talk about
Seriously I think I'm gonna kill myself at 30 I feel so alienated

wrong faggot, bet you used google

>Get more money.
>Aquire riches and stable social status
>Go to Thailand, China or Japan or heck- even Eastern Europe and look for women there
>Take your pick out of not-so-selfentitled women who look amazing and will be obedient and happy when you can provide a home for them.
Not that hard, nignog

No its more like 5'11

bamp