Help me find a nickname for my ridicolous tiny penis. Be as mean as possible

Help me find a nickname for my ridicolous tiny penis. Be as mean as possible.

Vagina

mangina

The nub

Diglett

dog egg

tiny tim

chub stub

You could be a porn star in Japan

>tfw sph fetish, but have a larger than average penis

Chode

name it "anime"

Mr micro

Sir Minimus

Mini-me

god's little member

You could’ve had another 0.2mm if you had foreskin

but it's all in the rap, isn't it?

How big is it when erect?

...

5.08cm

4 inches.

Thus doubling its size

The Cube.

Cunt destroyer

Tiner

Youre disgusting looking you should be ashamed faggot

Bitty biscuit

By the way: kik me at rid_bitch to get more, if you want to.

Two things
1.) Why tf does ur dick look green?
2.) If you lose weight you'll gain length